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Posted by AdLib On Aug - 13 - 2015 19 COMMENTS
Trump Tribble

One might suggest that this crop of Republican candidates for President are boldly going where no candidates have gone before. They believe that the wealthy should live long and prosper and when it comes to emulating the offensive and hateful rhetoric of Donald Trump, they seem to have accepted that […]

Posted by pinkpantheroz On Aug - 12 - 2015 16 COMMENTS
AAMI5

I was to be a Dad at a circus food stall with hyper kids wanting everything in sight. Behind me is my parked car and on taking a quick glance around, see to my unbelieving eyes, an Elephant smashing the back of it.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 10 - 2015 20 COMMENTS
Classic Rubio Ad1

“I believe in the sanctity of life and in order to protect it, I think we need to be willing to require the deaths of anyone, especially women, who threaten it,” Rubio stated.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 27 - 2015 56 COMMENTS
Trump as Huckabee

Taking on a Trump persona, Huckabee has been observed trying to fire all of the medical staff attending to him, filing for bankruptcy four times and calling for Latino orderlies by saying, “Tell the rapists I need a new bedpan.”

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 9 - 2015 24 COMMENTS
Trump1

MSTRUMP will begin their programming by repeating their interview with Trump every other hour. In between, hosts will show clips of the interview and along with guest pundits, will make funny faces, shake their heads and look right into the camera to ask viewers, “Can you believe this?”

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 26 - 2015 10 COMMENTS
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Scalia explained, “History now poses a threat to the white male conservative Christian’s life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. That being the case, this court has no other choice but to order history to cease and desist.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 8 - 2015 32 COMMENTS
duggar-jeb-bush

“The first thing we need to do is change the public’s perception of this and take away the unfair stigma,” GOP adviser Frank Luntz explained. “We want to come up with a more positive term for ‘molestation’, that word just exudes negativity. We’re spitballing a few ideas now as replacements. There’s ‘Mistaken Feelings’, ‘Confused Hands’ and ‘Oops Baby Baby’.”

Posted by KillgoreTrout On May - 23 - 2015 59 COMMENTS
robert-weigand-night-and-day

Night and day, day and night. The two ever lasting cosmological events of our lives here on the planet Earth. The complete, single revolution of the globe, as the globe itself revolves around that star of ours that gives us our days.

Posted by AdLib On May - 20 - 2015 13 COMMENTS
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Hillary Clinton explained her position against taking positions as a reflection of her strength as a candidate, “Someone has to have the courage to take a stand not to take a stand!”

Posted by AdLib On May - 7 - 2015 38 COMMENTS
Texas Straightjacket

These Home-On-De-Ranged Texans believe chem trails are proof that the government is chemically mind controlling its own people, President Obama is a stealth Kenyan, Muslim, Socialist terrorist who wants to cut off their heads in the streets and every non-Texan is coming to take their guns away. These misfits from the Loon Star State thrive on paranoia.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 20 - 2015 5 COMMENTS
GOP 2016 New Hampshire

There were minor injuries reported to some of the candidates. Chris Christie reportedly bruised his meatball sub, Scott Walker received minor scratches on both of his faces and Marco Rubio was uncovered at the bottom of the heap hoarsely pleading for a bottle of water.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 15 - 2015 16 COMMENTS
Pres 2016 tv

All tv shows, movies, plays and books rely on one simple concept to be able to entertain. Their audience must willingly suspend their disbelief. We sit down in a movie theater knowing that there’s no way a human being could actually jump up into the sky and fly nor that […]

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 16 - 2015 27 COMMENTS
Ares and Lindsey1

“Ares, you are so cute! We love everything about you and the awesome wars you bring us, it’s like, so sweet and gets us so hot! All we can think about is Armageddon-it-on with you!”

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 2 - 2015 23 COMMENTS
Netanyahu - End Is Near

Many are wondering, should Netanyahu’s declarations be trusted? Thankfully, the diligent staff at PlanetPOV have assembled a list of Netanyahu’s top ten most vehement predictions so that readers can make up their own minds about this.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 11 - 2015 9 COMMENTS
jon_stewart

As a 21st Century Will Rogers, Stewart has spoken truth to those in power with an astoundingly consistent and brilliant wit and much to his own surprise, became the primary source of news for a generation.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 30 - 2015 10 COMMENTS
Bizarro Romney2

“Me am Bizarro Romney and me very disappointed at support you have shown me. Me have been in the media a lot lately for one reason, me have nothing to say that matters.”

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