Obama haters of all stripes and alleged political positions are joined in a chorus of furious, self-righteous bleating, like a flock of sheep with gas pains.
RUDY GIULIANI: "I'm thankful for absorbent Kleenexes, dental implants, Nosferatu, quick-dry hair dye, lax state laws about forcibly committing people to mental asylums, and nuts...lots and lots of nuts."
Burnett explained, "There was no way to have a final episode of Trump's campaign once it caught fire! We just looked at each other and said, 'What the hell?! We've even called The Pope a jerk and they won't turn against him, this is ridiculous!"
Once again I bring you the highlights of the latest meeting of the "minds" propping up the Tea Party movement. As always, my research...
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In his slippery slope argument against the ACA, Justice Alito simply asks us to consider all the people who've been bankrupted and have lost their homes having to pay for their own sudden burial and the ongoing costs of remaining dead.
No one ever discovered The Cowardly Fireman's secret because whenever something scared him, he would cry and the other firemen would just think that seeing houses burn down just made him too sad to help them put out the fires.
Earlier this week I posted a proposed speech for President Obama, based on suggestions and comments from our members, that amazingly mirrored a speech...
Here's some fascinating and little known trivia about every President we've had in the United States. Give yourself that extra tidbit to spring on someone else who thinks they know history well by reading on...
TRUMP: "You know me, everyone knows me as the calm, peaceful, soothing president, right? 'Mr. Peace' they call me, sometimes 'Mr. Peace of' something, I can't remember what."