When asked if he truly intends to use this "weak bladder" strategy to avoid answering questions in his interview with Mueller, even to the degree of wetting his own pants, Trump just responded, "Depends."
From the party that brought you, "Shutdown at the Oh No Corral" comes a new, charm offensive...though they don't understand the phrase too well ("So we need to be offensive in a charming way?")
Since it's a bit hard to relate to, for those possessing a full set of teeth and a conscience, we've paired images of Trump and those around him with matching horror film characters that people know to help with this transition from absurdity to reality.
"I'm not a witch! There are reasons why I can't float or be seen in a mirror, believe me! I just don't want to, If I wanted to, I could. But I want to tell all those witch hunters at the FBI something, you like not being a toad? Ask yourselves that, that's all I'm gonna say," Trump smirked before transforming into a weasel then becoming irritated because no one noticed.
"Thank you Donald Trump, as we discussed, you and I both like to be able to feel whatever we want," Yiannopoulos stated. "And I just love the idea of being in such a satisfying position with kids."
In a show of holiday spirit, PlanetPOV reached out to prominent Republicans to ask them what they're thankful for. Once explaining the concept of being "thankful" through the use of instructional videos, diagrams and action figures, they shared the following responses with us.
In the aftermath of this year's election, I was in the midst of throwing out all the books in my bookshelf that contained the word "sense" ("Sense and Sensibility", "Common Sense", "The Sixth Sense - Novelization", "Senseless   -...
This weekend we present a movie thread dedicated to movies that should be at the top of the list for Tea Partiers. Ironic titles, amusing scenes and films with plots that relate to Tea Partiers are all welcome!

Occupy Wack Street

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The Republican Presidential Candidates' occupation of the GOP, or as they refer to it, Occupy Wack Street, doesn't seem to have a leader and it's not clear exactly what they want. Can this movement last?
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