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Posted by AdLib On Dec - 14 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS
Trump baby santa

Donald Trump may be accustomed to getting Clean Coal in his stocking but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t go to sleep on Christmas Eve dreaming of the gifts he wants the most. Here is his Christmas wishlist.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 6 - 2018 6 COMMENTS
Trump pout

Trump explained, “I know absolutely that people will say wonderful things about me when I’m gone and talk about all the great things I’ve done as president. How do I know? I have final approval on the script.”

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 22 - 2018 7 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

In keeping with our Thanksgiving tradition at PlanetPOV, we’ve reached out to many influential politicians of the day to share what they are thankful on this day.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 16 - 2018 7 COMMENTS
Trump Dino

“You have to know all the right words to get around telling them what they’re trying to get you to admit so for those, I color the truth,” Trump stated.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2018 4 COMMENTS
zombies 4 trump

No one likes celebrating a day to scare people like Republicans! So we thank Republican politicians for taking pictures of themselves in their Halloween costumes and sharing them with us.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 15 - 2018 4 COMMENTS
Trump Poker Dog

Admitting he’s never owned a dog because he didn’t want the competition for attention, Trump says he’s very pleased to be immortalized in a painting with what he calls, “Dogs like me.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 3 - 2018 11 COMMENTS
Trump Grab Ivanka

Trump’s bill redefines “rape, molestation and sexual abuse” as “horseplay” and changes the unwilling restraint of women from “kidnapping” to “playing house”. “Pedophilia” will be downgraded to “youthful indiscretion” but only for Republicans running for office.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 16 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS
Trump nothing

“The Republican Party will run on a unifying theme to assure voters that we will continue down the Trump path we’re on,” McDaniel stated, standing beside a small cage with a 4 year old Latino boy in it.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 31 - 2018 8 COMMENTS
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Scientists explain that from now on, whenever Trump experiences such fears as Proof of Russian Collusion, Mueller Knocking on His Door or Seeing a Black Man in Real Life, a personalized algorithm will automatically create and post a defensive or deflecting tweet on his account that responds to that fear.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 19 - 2018 4 COMMENTS
trumpudding

Confronted by reporters that this didn’t make any sense in the rest of his Putin-supporting/America bashing statement, Trump replied, “It’s not surprising that people in the fake news have so much hate in them, even for pudding. Pudding doesn’t make sense? It’s not supposed to make sense, it’s just supposed to taste good and that’s why I be loving pudding,”

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 8 - 2018 5 COMMENTS
Trump 's Tweet - Impotent

In an ironic mistake by someone who has also been personally described “an ironic mistake”, Donald Trump used the wrong word in a tweet intended to express that he was all-knowing.

Posted by AdLib On May - 7 - 2018 6 COMMENTS
giuliani smile

Coming on the heels of Rudy Giuiani’s disastrous media tour over the past several days, his lips have filed a case in New York State Court to be legally separated from Mr. Giuliani. “We just refuse to be connected to a man who lets outright lies and nonsensical statements pour […]

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 23 - 2018 7 COMMENTS
NRA Clear Shirt f

“Mass shootings are bad, they’re really, really bad and we need to do something to stop them that makes more sense than taking away the guns that mass killers always use,” Trump explained.

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 20 - 2018 4 COMMENTS
Trump - Lawyers1

Relying on tv for his decision-making on personnel has gone so well, Trump will now use it to select military leaders. Trump stated, “I need a new general and I’ve watched this Gomer Pyle guy all of my life, I like the cut of his jib!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2018 ADD COMMENTS
Jesus ICE Arrest1

Customs officials have discounted witness claims that he was walking on the surface of the river as he crossed it. “The Rio is very low at the point this person crossed, it may have appeared he was walking on water but it was just an optical illusion,” explained ICE spokesperson, Leticia Zamarripa.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 15 - 2018 1 COMMENT
trump jr - Vanessa

Getting divorced from a Trump is becoming a frequent enough international event to soon qualify as an Olympic sport. In the meantime, it remains a popular pastime in the Czech Republic, Slovenia and “Starbutts” gentlemen’s clubs.

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