Christmas is a time for family, love, generosity, and holding your breath and tongue at Christmas dinner as your Trumper cousin close-talks to you without a mask about how Covid vaccines will turn everyone into cannibal, pedophilic communists who chant Critical Race Theory.
There have been a lot of nice “presents” for Americans from President Biden and Democrats this year along with a lot of “coal” in our stockings from the Republicans and their nuttiest Nut & Cracker. However, as the concept of no one being above the law seemed a distant memory, the January 6th Select Committee in The House appears to be reviving that core concept of our democracy. Also, in civil court, lawsuits are multiplying against a number of those who tried to help Dumpster Fire steal the 2020 election.
Among the most prominent of those schemers was Rudolph Giuliani who is already being sued for more than a billion dollars by Dominion Voting Systems and this week was just sued by election workers he also defamed and harmed.
So as a stand-in for TrueLump, the seditionists around him and in Congress, this Christmas’ song parody is about the man who will soon be in a Nightmare After Christmas along with many of his fellow criminals, Rugy DroolyOnMe…or something like that.
Run Rudolph (Giuliani) Run
Out of all the schemers you know you’re the mastermind.
Run, run Rudolph, Cheney ain’t too far behind
Run, run Rudolph, Garland’s gotta bring you to town
Nancy, make him hurry, tell him he will take the whole gang down
Run, run Rudolph ’cause you’re reelin’ from your MAGA-go-round.
Said Rachel to America, “What have you been longin’ to spy?”
“All I want for Christmas is a locked-up Don and watchin’ him cry!”
And then away ran Rudolph drippin’ from another hair dye.
Run, run Rudolph, s’poenas gonna bring you to town
Judges, make him hurry, tell him he can take his law d’gree down
Run, run Rudolph, grinnin’ like a skeleton clown.
Run, run Rudolph, lawsuits gonna chase you from town
Po-lice, make him scurry, make him turn his tighty-whities brown
Run, run Rudolph, I really like to see how you frown.
Said Congress to a jury, “What would please you most to get?”
“A little Rudy plea to make Trump cry, snort, drink and wet”
And then away goes Rudolph, locked up as a convict’s pet.
Run, run Rudolph, justice gotta make it to town
New York, make him hurry, tell him he can take the crim’nal crown
Run, run Rudolph you’re flailin’ like you’re gonna go drown.
So you can have the tune in mind, here’s the original by the legend, Chuck Berry (feel free to sing along with the new lyrics!):
From all of us at PlanetPOV, we wish you Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and if things work out, a very indicted Trumpness!