Congresswoman Bachmann: Well, it is just great to see our leadership here today. We've really got some interesting and luminating topics to discuss.
Sarah Palin: Uh, Michelle, if I could just stop you there. I think you mean illuminating topics.
Congresswoman...
Thanks to the crack team at PlanetPOV temporarily laying off the crack and doing some investigative work for a change, we are able to bring to you this exclusive advance draft of the speech Mitt Romney will give tonight.
TRUMP: "Dear wall, I'm praying that you turn all the media into something...I don't know, salt, lepers, hey what about, snakes! With tattoos that say, 'I love Fake News!' but with the heart sign for 'love', you know?"
Step right up! Try Republican Ryan's Remarkable Remedy! It's just the thing for what ails ya! One taste of this and whatever you were concerned about before will become the least of your worries!
"These ISIS guys, they won't be armed, right? I mean, we're seasoned Ferguson cops, we're used to dealing harshly with groups of unarmed enemies, we're great at that."
Those that would seek to dominate and control us all, love nothing better than to see us at each other's throats. Our disharmony allows them to grasp everything they want without our notice.
When I walked into the examination room Fox News was waiting in, it was facing the smallest corner of the room with a distant, angry look in its eyes while chanting "Benghazi!".
Getting divorced from a Trump is becoming a frequent enough international event to soon qualify as an Olympic sport. In the meantime, it remains a popular pastime in the Czech Republic, Slovenia and "Starbutts" gentlemen's clubs.
This time zone change will mean that when it is 8:00 pm CST in the rest of the state, it will be 1817 in the most conservative parts of the state.
Even the Beatles found it hard to escape their image; they were trapped by it.
~Tina Weymouth
All you could do was to see them. We were backstage when the Beatles were on and you could just about hear a noise....
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