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The Republican Academy Awards will air on Fox News and will be hosted by a fully armed Ted Nugent offering his brand of rapid fire wit. Dress is black tie and bulletproof vests.

Admitting he's never owned a dog because he didn't want the competition for attention, Trump says he's very pleased to be immortalized in a painting with what he calls, "Dogs like me."

However, any mistake in mere expression or arrangement is excusable; but when you come to fancy geography, differing from the other not by miles...

"Look, it's all very simple. If you want to vote for Sleepy Joe, you vote 'Trump' on your ballot. And you can do that with the confidence that the president who promised to make Mexico pay for the wall and end American carnage would never cancel Opposite Day once the votes are in," Trump snickered into both hands, leaving an orange crust on both palms when they lowered.

Since it's the day after April Fools day I thought songs about fools and humorous topics would be a good theme for music night. For...

We thought it might grease the wheels with Santa if a parody song was offered as a gift to our wonderful PlanetPOV members and readers. So, you're invited to unwrap it and (hopefully) enjoy!

According to sources close to Trump, he will spend the rest of his time in office, immersed in a virtual reality where all Americans look at him with love and trust and his hands appear much bigger.

"Me am Bizarro Romney and me very disappointed at support you have shown me. Me have been in the media a lot lately for one reason, me have nothing to say that matters."

With the GOPers and the baggers still using the time worn tactic of divide and conquer, decent, caring, spiritually minded people must strive to unite against those that seek money and power, those that want to keep minorities and the working poor under their jack boots.

It's not easy to tell a ten year old he can't keep crashing the family car into neighbors' homes but sometimes you have to be firm.