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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 22 - 2016 4 COMMENTS
Mad Toddler MSNBC

When we rhetorically hide our faces behind our hands when election results are obvious and say, “Where are the the winners? Who could they be?” then pull our hands away and say, “Peekaboo!!! What a surprise!!! What does this mean???”…it makes our viewers giggle with delight!

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2016 11 COMMENTS
Trump Bed

Trump expressed that he was very excited about reaching out to women, saying that they have actually been asking for it. “I get it, they’ve been saying ‘no’ in the polls but I know women, they really means ‘yes’.”

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 18 - 2016 33 COMMENTS
Trump choke

In a startling display of irrational hostility, Donald Trump accidentally beat himself up in front of a raucous crowd during a rally in Phoenix, Arizona today.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 19 - 2016 6 COMMENTS
Trump Jesus

TRUMP: “Look, who is this guy to be quoting The Bible to me?! For every Corinthian he names, I can name two!”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2016 5 COMMENTS
Trump Cruz - Debate

South Carolina, proud of its reputation for having the lowest and most degrading style of politics, is hosting the next GOP debate that will require the candidates to speak only in nasty limericks.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 22 - 2016 30 COMMENTS
Trump Palin

Satire explained, “The final straw for us was really Sarah Palin endorsing Trump. We leveraged ourselves big time into a Trump/Palin product line and lost everything when Reality came out with the identical product. We just can’t compete any longer with Reality so we have to close our doors.”

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 31 - 2015 4 COMMENTS
Trump Tribble

So, here we are coming to the end of a pretty unbelievable year. A reality show host is on the verge of becoming a major party’s nominee for President, racist police forces from the 1950’s keep coming through wormholes into the present to attack black people and Republicans and the […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 25 - 2015 4 COMMENTS
Merry-Christmas-Photo

From Hillary Clinton’s version of The Christmas Song: “Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire. Bernie’s nipping at your heels. Wall Street’s bankrolls being snagged by your PAC, And you dressed up like Lib-er-als.”

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 22 - 2015 12 COMMENTS
Satan-Trump

Satan explained, “Trump has the fearless demagoguery of a KKK Grand Dragon, the comic stylings of an Andrew Dice Clay and the dictatorially pursed-lips of a Benito Mussolini, I’m really impressed! For me, he’s like an all-you-can-eat Homestyle Buffet of Evil…or is that an oxymoron?”

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 26 - 2015 15 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

Thanksgiving is a special day when we celebrate building a “yu-u-uge” wall to prevent the arrival in America of refugees from a country where they’ve been oppressed. As the Wampanoag tribe said as they saw The Mayflower approaching, “We don’t know who they are, where they come from, we don’t […]

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 19 - 2015 10 COMMENTS
MSNBC-ISIS fear

Asked to comment, ISIS officials released a statement calling for the death of all infidels and thanking the cable news stations for helping to create a valuable synergy that will be great for all of their bottom lines for many years to come.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 9 - 2015 12 COMMENTS
GOP on TV

Some folks have proposed that you can tell a lot about candidates by which tv shows are their favorites. So with that in mind, consider the names of the tv shows that each of them have listed as their favorites.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 4 - 2015 14 COMMENTS
carson surprised

“By removing the need for doctors to be licensed, we could get all kinds of new and exciting approaches in medicine! Why not let a barista do liposuction? A jackhammer operator give a colonoscopy? Or a clown be a brain surgeon?”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2015 31 COMMENTS
trump-mask

Don’t be afraid, these sounds of music and terror can’t hurt you…unless they’re coming from upstairs in your house!!! Quick, get out, it may be the ghost of Ben Carson…who sounds exactly like Ben Carson not being a ghost, “I’m going to scare you. Honestly. Boo. There you go. Now you’ve been scared.”

Categories: Humor, Music Thread
Posted by AdLib On Oct - 16 - 2015 11 COMMENTS
Proud_to_be_a_Democrat

“I’m proud to be a Democrat where at least I can fistbump.
And I won’t forget the Repubs who’ve tried, to elect a douche named Trump.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 5 - 2015 3 COMMENTS
Flood3

Responding to the record flooding that has gripped South Carolina through torrential rains, the NRA’s new think tank proposed that the only way to stop flooding from a bad storm, is with flooding from a good storm.

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