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Posted by AdLib On Jul - 12 - 2016 22 COMMENTS

To soothe his fragile nerves, Donald Trump listens to his special, “The Best, Most, Magnificent Playlist, Ever in the History of Man, Believe Me!”. Fortunately, we’ve got a copy right here!

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 6 - 2016 25 COMMENTS
Congress Redundant

“I find it redundant and repetitive that Republicans will once again have to do what they’ve done before, again and again, over and over, in investigating investigations of investigations,” repeated Ryan.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 1 - 2016 5 COMMENTS
Brexit Run Away

PlanetPOV is summarizing this week’s news using unrelated YouTube videos. While in sync with today’s level of journalism, we hope you’ll find it as informative as it is entertaining. Thank you!

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 3 - 2016 9 COMMENTS
trump face

“Let’s make America great again and maybe we can start to do that by basing our elections on something truly American, a mafia style threat that says, ‘You didn’t see anything, you didn’t hear anything! Vote Trump!'”

Posted by AdLib On May - 11 - 2016 13 COMMENTS

“It sure beats having Hillary as President,” said Senator Jeff Sessions while wading knee deep through the bloody carnage of tens of thousands of dismembered Alabama citizens. “Can you imagine what her liberal policies would do to the people of this country?!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 22 - 2016 4 COMMENTS
Mad Toddler MSNBC

When we rhetorically hide our faces behind our hands when election results are obvious and say, “Where are the the winners? Who could they be?” then pull our hands away and say, “Peekaboo!!! What a surprise!!! What does this mean???”…it makes our viewers giggle with delight!

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2016 11 COMMENTS
Trump Bed

Trump expressed that he was very excited about reaching out to women, saying that they have actually been asking for it. “I get it, they’ve been saying ‘no’ in the polls but I know women, they really means ‘yes’.”

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 18 - 2016 33 COMMENTS
Trump choke

In a startling display of irrational hostility, Donald Trump accidentally beat himself up in front of a raucous crowd during a rally in Phoenix, Arizona today.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 19 - 2016 6 COMMENTS
Trump Jesus

TRUMP: “Look, who is this guy to be quoting The Bible to me?! For every Corinthian he names, I can name two!”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2016 5 COMMENTS
Trump Cruz - Debate

South Carolina, proud of its reputation for having the lowest and most degrading style of politics, is hosting the next GOP debate that will require the candidates to speak only in nasty limericks.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 22 - 2016 30 COMMENTS
Trump Palin

Satire explained, “The final straw for us was really Sarah Palin endorsing Trump. We leveraged ourselves big time into a Trump/Palin product line and lost everything when Reality came out with the identical product. We just can’t compete any longer with Reality so we have to close our doors.”

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 31 - 2015 4 COMMENTS
Trump Tribble

So, here we are coming to the end of a pretty unbelievable year. A reality show host is on the verge of becoming a major party’s nominee for President, racist police forces from the 1950’s keep coming through wormholes into the present to attack black people and Republicans and the […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 25 - 2015 4 COMMENTS

From Hillary Clinton’s version of The Christmas Song: “Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire. Bernie’s nipping at your heels. Wall Street’s bankrolls being snagged by your PAC, And you dressed up like Lib-er-als.”

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 22 - 2015 12 COMMENTS

Satan explained, “Trump has the fearless demagoguery of a KKK Grand Dragon, the comic stylings of an Andrew Dice Clay and the dictatorially pursed-lips of a Benito Mussolini, I’m really impressed! For me, he’s like an all-you-can-eat Homestyle Buffet of Evil…or is that an oxymoron?”

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 26 - 2015 15 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

Thanksgiving is a special day when we celebrate building a “yu-u-uge” wall to prevent the arrival in America of refugees from a country where they’ve been oppressed. As the Wampanoag tribe said as they saw The Mayflower approaching, “We don’t know who they are, where they come from, we don’t […]

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 19 - 2015 10 COMMENTS

Asked to comment, ISIS officials released a statement calling for the death of all infidels and thanking the cable news stations for helping to create a valuable synergy that will be great for all of their bottom lines for many years to come.

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