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AdLib On February - 22 - 2019

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Following the defeat of alleged pedophile, Roy Moore in the 2017 U.S. Senate race in Alabama, Donald Trump has announced his consideration of backing R. Kelly to run for the seat against the Democratic incumbent, Doug Jones.

“First of all, I think this really proves that I am one of the least racist people, if not THE least racist person in America,” Trump stated to the all-white crowd of skinhead supporters gathered in the White House for this announcement.

“By supporting a black man, who nobody disputes is black, to run for the Senate in Alabama, I think I am equally deserving of a holiday like Martin Lutheran Kane,” Trump boasted.

When asked why he would suggest that R.Kelly, who has just been charged with ten counts of sexual assault, including child sexual assault, should run for Senator in Alabama, Trump shrugged, “R., and I call him R., has many of the Republican traits that I and Alabama Republicans relate to. He’s got charisma, he feels for younger people and he doesn’t take no for an answer,” Trump groped.

“He’d be the ideal Republican candidate. He likes pressing the flesh, polling and aggressive voter outreach. It was a real tragedy that Roy Moore was attacked by the Deep State, Fake News, Alien Reptile People simply for his Republican values. He was crucified why? Because he loved too much and let me tell you, love has no age, I believe that, ask Ivanka,” Trump insisted as he wiped drool from the corner of his mouth.

Trump went on to say that he thinks R. Kelly will fit in perfectly with the Republican Party as it’s become under Trump. “Today’s GOP is a big tent, we welcome all kinds of people, from White Nationalists to serial bombers to pedophiles, a real melting pot. R. Kelly would be right at home, believe me,” Trump noted before leaving hurriedly, explaining that he was late for his flight to Florida for a massage.

Written by AdLib

My motto is, "It is better to have blogged and lost hours of your day, than never to have blogged at all."

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  1. kesmarn says:

    AdLib, rumor has it (and does this administration operate on anything other than rumor?) that Trump is planning to give his next presidential pardon to Warren Jeffs — currently serving 20 years for his pseudo-Morman pedophilia operation in Utah.

    Trumps feels that — like Roy Arpaio — Jeffs got a bad rap. And he’ll make sure that pardon comes through this spring. Just in time for Jeffs to preside over the White House Easter Egg Roll as a (sorta) religious figure.

    So many charming young ‘uns there, y’ know?

  2. Kalima says:

    I’ve heard that his friend Jeff Epstein will be nominated to be the Secretary of Trafficking and his pal Robert Kraft will head up the agency of Soliciting. Everyone around trump is corrupted.

    Not a single word from the WH or the repubs about the plot to kill Democrats in Congress and prominent journalists. Nothing from the DoJ either. Imagine if the nutter had been a Muslim or an undocumented immigrant.

    • AdLib says:

      Funny!

      GOP = Group of Pedophiles

      Roy Moore will join the Trump Admin as Permanent Executive Reviewing Virginity (PERV).

      And Kraft will also serve as Secretary of Child Brides.

      You have to joke about this because it’s all too disgusting and beyond belief that such horribleness is now woven into our country and government.

      Everything Trump claimed when he ran in 2016 was projection about who he was. “Drain the Swamp”? “Make America Great Again”? Everything is what the country has been saying since Trump infected the U.S.

      He will be taken down in the 2020 election though, despite Russia’s and Trumps criminal efforts, the majority can’t stand what they see going on.

      • Kalima says:

        It’s not at all funny but if we don’t use humour, the sheer awfulness of trump and his cohorts would overpower us. This constant in your face, degenerate behaviour every day, and trump in the news multiple times a day, is mind boggling but thankfully not mind changing for the majority of us and even those who voted for him. That’s the distinction between trump voters and trump supporters. Like any malignant growth, trump’s removal from office and subsequent prosecution are vital for healing not only America, but the world.

        I’m so looking forward to next week when trump is seething in Vietnam because the world will be glued to the public Cohen hearing, and anything that might come out of Mueller’s office. Talk about bad timing for this media whore. His “gut” instinct must be pretty painful right now.

        • AdLib says:

          Yes, I think using humor to attack the latest madness makes it more palatable for those who are overdosed with Trump’s daily madness and possibly prone to tuning it out. We need to keep everyone tuned into the depravity of Trump and his crime family and I think humor helps with that.

          That word you used nails how I feel about Trump and his effect on the country…”degenerate”.

          It is reassuring to see that the majority of Americans are very aware of what a liar, bigot and danger Trump is. The 2018 results need to be remembered, the majority overwhelmingly voted for Dems to have power over Trump.

          As the Dem primary heats up, Dem and Indie voters will become even more enthusiastic and when the Dem nom debates against and has the platform to take on Trump daily, that energy will grow even more.

          I could hardly wait until the 2018 elections and they turned out even better than I imagined. Now, with less than 2 years left of Trump and the 2020 election getting ready to go into full gear…I’m really looking forward to Spring!

          That should also be when the Mueller Tree comes to fruition!


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