Showing his appreciation for a new painting he received from an admirer, Donald Trump has hung a new painting of himself in the White House.
The painting, titled, “Top Dog Winning”, depicts Donald Trump happily playing poker with a variety of dogs. According to the artist, Andy “Buttsniffer” Davis, the image represents the loyalty of Trump’s supporters and Republican politicians and Trump’s comfort in being surrounded by those with whom he relates to most.
Trump explained that when he first saw it, he could hardly contain himself, “I loved it as soon as I saw it! I got so excited, I almost peed on the floor! Melania was yelling at me, ‘No! Bad Don! Bad!’ which helped,” Trump said while humping the leg of this reporter.
Admitting he’s never owned a dog because he didn’t want the competition for attention, Trump says he’s very pleased to be immortalized in a painting with what he calls, “Dogs like me.”