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Posted by AdLib On Aug - 23 - 2016 14 COMMENTS

“I’m telling you, Hillary’s a full blown zombie, she eats brains! If she becomes president, look out! Do you really want a zombie for your President, I mean, come on,” Trump exhorted his white male, pale and jagged toothed audience who responded in unison chanting, “Brains!!!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 15 - 2016 6 COMMENTS

“Look, we all know that Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton are guilty for all the evil in the world today…after all, she is The Devil. Thanks to them we have ISIS, an unfair economy, irritable bowel syndrome and me as the Republican nominee, pretty terrible stuff, right?”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 9 - 2016 8 COMMENTS

“I think he did himself a lot of good last night when he was sleeping, no gaffes, projecting an image of being relaxed and peaceful, we’ll see a turn around in the polls if he keeps sleeping like this,” boasted New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 2 - 2016 14 COMMENTS

Before we can Make America Great Again, we need to Make Americans Great Again and the first step in doing that is for Republicans to openly recognize and end their abusive relationship with Donald Trump.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 18 - 2016 12 COMMENTS

“When Donald first told me that he wanted me to be on his SCOTUS, I have to admit that I misunderstood and told him that I had a headache,” Melania explained. “But once he explained to me that SCOTUS stands for ‘Supreme Court Of Trump’s Ultrahot Spouse’, I was very flattened. Or is it ‘flattered’?”

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 12 - 2016 22 COMMENTS

To soothe his fragile nerves, Donald Trump listens to his special, “The Best, Most, Magnificent Playlist, Ever in the History of Man, Believe Me!”. Fortunately, we’ve got a copy right here!

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 6 - 2016 25 COMMENTS

“I find it redundant and repetitive that Republicans will once again have to do what they’ve done before, again and again, over and over, in investigating investigations of investigations,” repeated Ryan.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 1 - 2016 5 COMMENTS

PlanetPOV is summarizing this week’s news using unrelated YouTube videos. While in sync with today’s level of journalism, we hope you’ll find it as informative as it is entertaining. Thank you!

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 3 - 2016 9 COMMENTS

“Let’s make America great again and maybe we can start to do that by basing our elections on something truly American, a mafia style threat that says, ‘You didn’t see anything, you didn’t hear anything! Vote Trump!'”

Posted by AdLib On May - 11 - 2016 13 COMMENTS

“It sure beats having Hillary as President,” said Senator Jeff Sessions while wading knee deep through the bloody carnage of tens of thousands of dismembered Alabama citizens. “Can you imagine what her liberal policies would do to the people of this country?!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 22 - 2016 4 COMMENTS

When we rhetorically hide our faces behind our hands when election results are obvious and say, “Where are the the winners? Who could they be?” then pull our hands away and say, “Peekaboo!!! What a surprise!!! What does this mean???”…it makes our viewers giggle with delight!

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2016 11 COMMENTS

Trump expressed that he was very excited about reaching out to women, saying that they have actually been asking for it. “I get it, they’ve been saying ‘no’ in the polls but I know women, they really means ‘yes’.”

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 18 - 2016 33 COMMENTS

In a startling display of irrational hostility, Donald Trump accidentally beat himself up in front of a raucous crowd during a rally in Phoenix, Arizona today.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 19 - 2016 6 COMMENTS

TRUMP: “Look, who is this guy to be quoting The Bible to me?! For every Corinthian he names, I can name two!”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2016 5 COMMENTS

South Carolina, proud of its reputation for having the lowest and most degrading style of politics, is hosting the next GOP debate that will require the candidates to speak only in nasty limericks.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 22 - 2016 30 COMMENTS

Satire explained, “The final straw for us was really Sarah Palin endorsing Trump. We leveraged ourselves big time into a Trump/Palin product line and lost everything when Reality came out with the identical product. We just can’t compete any longer with Reality so we have to close our doors.”

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