Getting divorced from a Trump is becoming a frequent enough international event to soon qualify as an Olympic sport. In the meantime, it remains a popular pastime in the Czech Republic, Slovenia and “Starbutts” gentlemen’s clubs.
The latest episode of “Who Wants to Divorce a Fake Billionaire” stars Vanessa Trump, soon to be ex-wife of Fredo-Corleone-impressionist, Donald Trump Jr. While divorcing a Trump is more or less a right of passage…out of an emotional hellscape…it’s not always easy to run out of a burning building especially if you’ve signed a prenuptial with the burning building.
So, the playlist that follows was allegedly what Vanessa Trump listened to before she cut Dead Fish Jr. loose.
Vanessa Trump’s Playlist For Divorcing Don Trump Jr.
Melania may be putting her playlist together now. One song that she may not want to include could be:
Word is that America is putting together its playlist to get divorced from Donald Trump in November of 2020. Now that will be one long playlist!