Congresswoman Bachmann: Well, it is just great to see our leadership here today. We've really got some interesting and luminating topics to discuss.
Sarah Palin:...
Here's how it happens.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
~Lord Byron
But if you really want to learn about life,...
Speaking of America, new plan to destroy it. Mahir has pretty much convinced me we're never gonna train dolphins to walk upright on land and fire bazookas, so scratch Operation Fire In The Blow Hole.
Here's my tribute to those adorable, impish critters, without whom the Digital Age would seem oh-so-mundane, the cyber pixies! Just as their woodland cousins...
American R&B/Jazz guitarist Cornell Dupree passed away last night
at age 69.
He began his career playing in the Atlantic Records studio band,
recording on albums by...
ADONAI: Congressman Boehner, I'm so happy you decided to agree to this interview! I have so many questions I want to ask you.
Congressman Boehner:...
Step right up! Try Republican Ryan's Remarkable Remedy! It's just the thing for what ails ya! One taste of this and whatever you were concerned about before will become the least of your worries!
Our budget deficit is skyrocketing due to spending on the poor. The poor are increasingly becoming obese and dependent on government spending. Maybe it's time to meat in the middle.
(Subtitle: How to sit on your sofa and lose weight. A 10-Word plan.)
America is in a crisis. We are fat and getting fatter. The...