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Posted by AdLib On May - 13 - 2019 ADD COMMENTS

Democrats in Congress expressed defiance and outrage at Thanos declaring himself ruler of the world. They pledged to aggressively push for a censure of Thanos by next week or the following Thursday at the latest.

Posted by AdLib On May - 1 - 2019 7 COMMENTS

Impeachment is a necessary tool to prevent a corrupt autocrat who wields power over the country, from taking even worse actions in the future, whether it’s Trump or a future president. If there are no boundaries now, there may not be any left in the future when they’re even more desperately needed.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 20 - 2019 5 COMMENTS

Nunes claims that the portrayal he sees of himself in mirrors demean him and make him appear like “an overweight, slimy douche-bag”.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2019 7 COMMENTS

It’s like the Republicans have built a scale where the fulcrum is so far to the right that conservatism would be in the center and issues most Americans support are “far left”.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 6 - 2018 1 COMMENT

Tonight will be a memorable night in American history. What could be better than sharing Election Night with your wise and witty friends at PlanetPOV? Our live chat begins at 7:00pm EST. Hope to see you then!

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 5 - 2018 20 COMMENTS

Tomorrow will be a defining day in American history. You need to be a part of that history and help to determine what path our country will take. If you haven’t already…vote!

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 3 - 2018 11 COMMENTS

Trump’s bill redefines “rape, molestation and sexual abuse” as “horseplay” and changes the unwilling restraint of women from “kidnapping” to “playing house”. “Pedophilia” will be downgraded to “youthful indiscretion” but only for Republicans running for office.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 30 - 2018 16 COMMENTS

For the past 9 years, since it was founded, PlanetPOV has covered and hosted a live chat during every State of the Union address. However, out of principle and to make a statement, we won’t be doing so tonight.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 10 - 2018 3 COMMENTS

Wearing Ivanka’s bra, Trump frantically ran through the White House screaming “Traitor!” at a painting of Abraham Lincoln and yelled “You stole my fries!” at a painting of William Howard Taft.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 20 - 2017 2 COMMENTS

Oligarchs despise peace and shared prosperity. They know that they can only monopolize power if the majority is divided and busy at each other’s throats. The viciousness of partisanship in America as the oligarchy seized power is not a coincidence, it’s a key part of the plan.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 4 - 2017 5 COMMENTS

“Of course this isn’t approving of slavery! It simply allows those who have to pay the expenses of slavery to deduct those costs, it doesn’t mean we’re giving them a gold star to encourage them to continue, we’re just giving them a great deal of money,” Graham explained as he looked at his shoes.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 11 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS

In a way, much of America seems to be just stunned, standing in the middle of a house where an orange-faced arsonist is pouring gasoline everywhere and threatening to drop the (Nazi) torch he’s carrying if he gets mad enough.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 21 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS

“By just taking healthcare away from 35 million people, we could lower premiums and provide less coverage for 750,000 people! It’s a win-win!” Satan smirked, doing his Martin Shkreli impersonation.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 26 - 2017 2 COMMENTS

McConnell provided an estimate from The Heritage Foundation that his amendment to a repeal of Obamacare would reduce the deficit by $4 trillion over ten years, thanks to huge savings in social programs as 50% of America’s population dies prematurely.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 28 - 2017 11 COMMENTS

The House’s and Senate’s so-called “health care” bills are transparent tools of class warfare, they are defined by the Congressional Budget Office as ripping away healthcare from 22 million to 24 million Americans to deliver hundreds of billions of dollars in tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 20 - 2017 3 COMMENTS

Republicans lose on healthcare no matter what happens and they may in fact be passing single payer in the future if they pass zero-payer for millions of Americans as they are trying to do right now.

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