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Posted by AdLib On Sep - 24 - 2015 17 COMMENTS
Satan on Fox

“The folks at Fox News have been fantastic, it’s really a great fit for me,” Satan stated. “I think we’re on the same page which makes working with them seamless.”

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 7 - 2015 25 COMMENTS
labor1

Trump explained, “See, this way you get rid of the stress employees have to deal with, getting up the courage to ask for raises and companies don’t have to deal with rising costs of labor. It’s a win-win!”

Posted by KillgoreTrout On Sep - 4 - 2015 22 COMMENTS
misery

It was a dark and stormy night as two gay novelists were driving through Kentucky on their way to New York, to get married…

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 31 - 2015 20 COMMENTS
get a brain

For many people whose childhood hobbies didn’t include playing the drums with their head, it’s been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 27 - 2015 14 COMMENTS
trump2

“David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?’ That giant metal immigrant, you know she’s from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million Mexicans!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 21 - 2015 5 COMMENTS
jeb1

Bush defended his use of the n-word by saying, “Here’s the deal, what I said was, they’re commonly referred to that, that’s what I said, I didn’t use it as my own language.”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 17 - 2015 24 COMMENTS
under dome

When asked about any regrets on exterminating the entire population of the U.S. in the name of protecting the country, President Trump became upset. “Why would you ask me something so stupid? I don’t have any regrets! I promised to stop illegal immigration at any cost and I did!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 13 - 2015 19 COMMENTS
Trump Tribble

One might suggest that this crop of Republican candidates for President are boldly going where no candidates have gone before. They believe that the wealthy should live long and prosper and when it comes to emulating the offensive and hateful rhetoric of Donald Trump, they seem to have accepted that […]

Posted by pinkpantheroz On Aug - 12 - 2015 16 COMMENTS
AAMI5

I was to be a Dad at a circus food stall with hyper kids wanting everything in sight. Behind me is my parked car and on taking a quick glance around, see to my unbelieving eyes, an Elephant smashing the back of it.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 10 - 2015 20 COMMENTS
Classic Rubio Ad1

“I believe in the sanctity of life and in order to protect it, I think we need to be willing to require the deaths of anyone, especially women, who threaten it,” Rubio stated.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 27 - 2015 56 COMMENTS
Trump as Huckabee

Taking on a Trump persona, Huckabee has been observed trying to fire all of the medical staff attending to him, filing for bankruptcy four times and calling for Latino orderlies by saying, “Tell the rapists I need a new bedpan.”

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 9 - 2015 24 COMMENTS
Trump1

MSTRUMP will begin their programming by repeating their interview with Trump every other hour. In between, hosts will show clips of the interview and along with guest pundits, will make funny faces, shake their heads and look right into the camera to ask viewers, “Can you believe this?”

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 26 - 2015 10 COMMENTS
image

Scalia explained, “History now poses a threat to the white male conservative Christian’s life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. That being the case, this court has no other choice but to order history to cease and desist.

Posted by AdLib On Jun - 8 - 2015 32 COMMENTS
duggar-jeb-bush

“The first thing we need to do is change the public’s perception of this and take away the unfair stigma,” GOP adviser Frank Luntz explained. “We want to come up with a more positive term for ‘molestation’, that word just exudes negativity. We’re spitballing a few ideas now as replacements. There’s ‘Mistaken Feelings’, ‘Confused Hands’ and ‘Oops Baby Baby’.”

Posted by KillgoreTrout On May - 23 - 2015 59 COMMENTS
robert-weigand-night-and-day

Night and day, day and night. The two ever lasting cosmological events of our lives here on the planet Earth. The complete, single revolution of the globe, as the globe itself revolves around that star of ours that gives us our days.

Posted by AdLib On May - 20 - 2015 13 COMMENTS
image

Hillary Clinton explained her position against taking positions as a reflection of her strength as a candidate, “Someone has to have the courage to take a stand not to take a stand!”

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