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Posted by AdLib On Dec - 31 - 2015 4 COMMENTS
Trump Tribble

So, here we are coming to the end of a pretty unbelievable year. A reality show host is on the verge of becoming a major party’s nominee for President, racist police forces from the 1950’s keep coming through wormholes into the present to attack black people and Republicans and the […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 25 - 2015 4 COMMENTS
Merry-Christmas-Photo

From Hillary Clinton’s version of The Christmas Song: “Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire. Bernie’s nipping at your heels. Wall Street’s bankrolls being snagged by your PAC, And you dressed up like Lib-er-als.”

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 22 - 2015 12 COMMENTS
Satan-Trump

Satan explained, “Trump has the fearless demagoguery of a KKK Grand Dragon, the comic stylings of an Andrew Dice Clay and the dictatorially pursed-lips of a Benito Mussolini, I’m really impressed! For me, he’s like an all-you-can-eat Homestyle Buffet of Evil…or is that an oxymoron?”

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 26 - 2015 15 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

Thanksgiving is a special day when we celebrate building a “yu-u-uge” wall to prevent the arrival in America of refugees from a country where they’ve been oppressed. As the Wampanoag tribe said as they saw The Mayflower approaching, “We don’t know who they are, where they come from, we don’t […]

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 19 - 2015 10 COMMENTS
MSNBC-ISIS fear

Asked to comment, ISIS officials released a statement calling for the death of all infidels and thanking the cable news stations for helping to create a valuable synergy that will be great for all of their bottom lines for many years to come.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 9 - 2015 12 COMMENTS
GOP on TV

Some folks have proposed that you can tell a lot about candidates by which tv shows are their favorites. So with that in mind, consider the names of the tv shows that each of them have listed as their favorites.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 4 - 2015 14 COMMENTS
carson surprised

“By removing the need for doctors to be licensed, we could get all kinds of new and exciting approaches in medicine! Why not let a barista do liposuction? A jackhammer operator give a colonoscopy? Or a clown be a brain surgeon?”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 31 - 2015 31 COMMENTS
trump-mask

Don’t be afraid, these sounds of music and terror can’t hurt you…unless they’re coming from upstairs in your house!!! Quick, get out, it may be the ghost of Ben Carson…who sounds exactly like Ben Carson not being a ghost, “I’m going to scare you. Honestly. Boo. There you go. Now you’ve been scared.”

Categories: Humor, Music Thread
Posted by AdLib On Oct - 16 - 2015 11 COMMENTS
Proud_to_be_a_Democrat

“I’m proud to be a Democrat where at least I can fistbump.
And I won’t forget the Repubs who’ve tried, to elect a douche named Trump.”

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 5 - 2015 3 COMMENTS
Flood3

Responding to the record flooding that has gripped South Carolina through torrential rains, the NRA’s new think tank proposed that the only way to stop flooding from a bad storm, is with flooding from a good storm.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 24 - 2015 17 COMMENTS
Satan on Fox

“The folks at Fox News have been fantastic, it’s really a great fit for me,” Satan stated. “I think we’re on the same page which makes working with them seamless.”

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 7 - 2015 25 COMMENTS
labor1

Trump explained, “See, this way you get rid of the stress employees have to deal with, getting up the courage to ask for raises and companies don’t have to deal with rising costs of labor. It’s a win-win!”

Posted by KillgoreTrout On Sep - 4 - 2015 22 COMMENTS
misery

It was a dark and stormy night as two gay novelists were driving through Kentucky on their way to New York, to get married…

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 31 - 2015 20 COMMENTS
get a brain

For many people whose childhood hobbies didn’t include playing the drums with their head, it’s been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 27 - 2015 14 COMMENTS
trump2

“David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?’ That giant metal immigrant, you know she’s from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million Mexicans!”

Posted by AdLib On Aug - 21 - 2015 5 COMMENTS
jeb1

Bush defended his use of the n-word by saying, “Here’s the deal, what I said was, they’re commonly referred to that, that’s what I said, I didn’t use it as my own language.”

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