Humor

With the GOPers and the baggers still using the time worn tactic of divide and conquer, decent, caring, spiritually minded people must strive to unite against those that seek money and power, those that want to keep minorities and the working poor under their jack boots.

When I walked into the examination room Fox News was waiting in, it was facing the smallest corner of the room with a distant, angry look in its eyes while chanting "Benghazi!".

TX State Rep. Dixon explained, "When liberals pass laws to inspect factories to protect people, no one says they're oppressing factories so it's hypocritical of liberals to complain when we have government inspect the lives of women to protect the unborn."

Christie hired his own attorney, Randy Mastro, to manage an independent investigation which surprisingly has cleared him of any wrongdoing and finds him to be the slimmest and most sexually attractive Governor in the U.S.

The bodies of these Republicans were able to return to the present but their minds remain trapped in the past. Remarkably, no difference in them was noted.

From the party that brought you, "Shutdown at the Oh No Corral" comes a new, charm offensive...though they don't understand the phrase too well ("So we need to be offensive in a charming way?")

They combine all of their supermarket shopping needs for the week into one large list so they can save time and money to put towards taking away the 99%'s time and money.

There was a crooked man, and he blocked a crooked mile, He found a crooked fallguy within a crooked pile; He bought a crooked guise which hid a crooked louse, And he lied like a carpet in his little crooked house.

If Chris Christie did become President, after declaring that his first act in office would be ordering the National Guard to install defrosters in Hell (and insisting that Hell freezing over wasn't caused by human activity), who would he nominate to be in his cabinet?

Submitted for your entertainment is an adaptation of their classic, "Bridge Over Troubled Waters", dedicated to New Jersey's current governor and future convict.