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AdLib On February - 21 - 2014

GOP Shop

Many people might be surprised to learn that as divided as today’s Republicans are, they actually come together when it comes to shopping. They combine all of their supermarket shopping needs for the week into one large  list so they can save time and money to put towards taking away the 99%’s time and money.

RNC Chairman Reince Preibus accidentally left this week’s GOP shopping list in his cart and it was passed along to the folks here at PlanetPOV so we now share it with you:

Microsoft Word - GOP Market Shopping List.docxWe’re hoping to get our hands on their Home Depot shopping list but from what we’ve heard, it’s mostly orders of cement.

Written by AdLib

My motto is, "It is better to have blogged and lost hours of your day, than never to have blogged at all."

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  1. Nirek says:

    Ad, you forgot to put “nut cake” on the list. There must be several verities. Palin, Bauchman,Paul, Paul, Nugent, Perry, McCain and the list goes on and on and on.

  2. funksands says:

    Awesome… Great list Ad! Wash it all down with a Ron Paultini:
    8 oz fine cognac
    1 gallon battery acid

    • AdLib says:

      Thanks Funk!

      That Ron Paultini sounds just like Ron Paul looks! Nice one!

      That’s a whole other list, Republican mixed drinks. Have to put that one up in the future. Like The Republican Screwdriver, “No orange juice, no vodka, nothing! Screw you takers!”.

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