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Posted by javaz On Feb - 1 - 2010 30 COMMENTS

The official Super Bowl Sunday began January 15th, 1967 when the Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs. The NFL had full control of the game since 1920, until the AFL began in 1960. June 8th, 1966, the two leagues agreed on a merger, with the condition that the […]

Posted by KQµårk 死神 On Jan - 31 - 2010 99 COMMENTS

I need your help because my ideas are drying up.  This is what I have so far and I’ve thought of about a dozen more to add that I can think of including the SCOTUS judges, and usual rabble of right wing talking heads.  I need help identifying the lying […]

Posted by whatsthatsound On Jan - 28 - 2010 38 COMMENTS

I thought I’d tackle the very serious issue of climate change by penning a Hank Williamsy, cry-in-your-beer c&w love song about it. As for the quality, you’ve heard of The Basement Tapes, right? Well, think of this as a whatever is below the basement tape. The great musicianship should be […]

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 24 - 2010 206 COMMENTS

Corporations Are People Too! or How to Explain The Supreme Court’s Derangement to Your Child   by Dr. Suits   On a winter’s day in two thousand ten A decision was made by five crazy men Their words were all heard by the little boy, Trent Who then asked his […]

Posted by whatsthatsound On Jan - 17 - 2010 48 COMMENTS

This year just may be the one when the most notorious “curse” in all of American professional sports is lifted. The city of Cleveland has experienced a drought unlike any other city hosting multiple professional sports teams. The last championship they can boast of was when the Cleveland Browns won […]

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 17 - 2010 60 COMMENTS

Some Haitians are using this Sunday to praise God…even though they believe He caused the earthquake. Now, having a bit of familiarity with God (we first met when he needed someone to help him learn how to use his iPhone), I can say from first hand knowledge that he is […]

Posted by BlueStateMan On Jan - 15 - 2010 7 COMMENTS

Here’s to YOU, Mr. Robertson, Jesus turns his righteous back on you, Whoo, whoo, whoo. God hates you TOO, Mr. Robertson Heaven holds NO place for you this day (Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey) We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files We’d like to help […]

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 15 - 2010 74 COMMENTS

Once again, God has been motivated to blog and has been kind enough to share it with us. Makes me feel appreciated for being a Deity Virgin when we met and not having any Gods before him…though I was always concerned that he might prefer someone with more experience and […]

Posted by KQµårk 死神 On Jan - 14 - 2010 7 COMMENTS

I can’t help it but the title of this article reminded me of these family guy clips. Obama tells banks: `We want our money back’ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gCd-C-Tys&feature=related[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKeQZ2yhrNc&feature=related[/youtube] Maybe Obama needs to go gangsta on da banks.

Categories: Humor, Speakers' Corner
Posted by whatsthatsound On Jan - 11 - 2010 66 COMMENTS

Click image to enlarge Keep you doped with religion, and sex and TV; and you think you’re so clever and classless and free; but you’re still f**king peasants, as far as I can see – John Lennon, “Working Class Hero” Who Wants to Be a Revolutionary? Oh, there’s anger out […]

Posted by Tiger99 On Jan - 9 - 2010 24 COMMENTS

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security. “Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane”  http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis Mr. Carville is married to Mary Matlin a GOP Political Consultant… I present […]

Categories: Humor, The Media
Posted by whatsthatsound On Jan - 7 - 2010 122 COMMENTS

Sleep; who needs it? And who doesn’t? Isaac Asimov called it a waste of time, whereas John Lennon wrote one of his most mesmerizing songs in praise of it.

Posted by javaz On Dec - 27 - 2009 18 COMMENTS

Well, it’s that time of year when most of us reflect on the past twelve months, and make resolutions for the next year. If you’re typical, most of the resolutions made will be broken in the first week of the New Year, and some will be broken before the morning […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 24 - 2009 27 COMMENTS

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – AT THE PLANET Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the post Not a blogger was stirring, not even the host. The comments were hung by the topics with care, In hopes that sane arguments soon would be there. The trollies were nestled […]

Posted by AuntieChrist On Dec - 24 - 2009 6 COMMENTS

My dearest Wormwood, Many years have passed since our last correspondence.  You have become quite the success, an accomplishment due no doubt to your uncle Screwtape’s tutelage. I write to you with great satisfaction for the work that you have been doing for your ceaseless deception of those witless subjects […]

Categories: Humor
Posted by Scheherazade On Dec - 23 - 2009 9 COMMENTS

A little humor to brighten your holiday season. Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite […]

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