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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 17 - 2010 60 COMMENTS

Some Haitians are using this Sunday to praise God…even though they believe He caused the earthquake. Now, having a bit of familiarity with God (we first met when he needed someone to help him learn how to use his iPhone), I can say from first hand knowledge that he is […]

Posted by BlueStateMan On Jan - 15 - 2010 7 COMMENTS

Here’s to YOU, Mr. Robertson, Jesus turns his righteous back on you, Whoo, whoo, whoo. God hates you TOO, Mr. Robertson Heaven holds NO place for you this day (Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey) We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files We’d like to help […]

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 15 - 2010 74 COMMENTS

Once again, God has been motivated to blog and has been kind enough to share it with us. Makes me feel appreciated for being a Deity Virgin when we met and not having any Gods before him…though I was always concerned that he might prefer someone with more experience and […]

Posted by KQµårk 死神 On Jan - 14 - 2010 7 COMMENTS

I can’t help it but the title of this article reminded me of these family guy clips. Obama tells banks: `We want our money back’ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gCd-C-Tys&feature=related[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKeQZ2yhrNc&feature=related[/youtube] Maybe Obama needs to go gangsta on da banks.

Categories: Humor, Speakers' Corner
Posted by whatsthatsound On Jan - 11 - 2010 66 COMMENTS

Click image to enlarge Keep you doped with religion, and sex and TV; and you think you’re so clever and classless and free; but you’re still f**king peasants, as far as I can see – John Lennon, “Working Class Hero” Who Wants to Be a Revolutionary? Oh, there’s anger out […]

Posted by Tiger99 On Jan - 9 - 2010 24 COMMENTS

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security. “Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane”  http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis Mr. Carville is married to Mary Matlin a GOP Political Consultant… I present […]

Categories: Humor, The Media
Posted by whatsthatsound On Jan - 7 - 2010 122 COMMENTS

Sleep; who needs it? And who doesn’t? Isaac Asimov called it a waste of time, whereas John Lennon wrote one of his most mesmerizing songs in praise of it.

Posted by javaz On Dec - 27 - 2009 18 COMMENTS

Well, it’s that time of year when most of us reflect on the past twelve months, and make resolutions for the next year. If you’re typical, most of the resolutions made will be broken in the first week of the New Year, and some will be broken before the morning […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 24 - 2009 27 COMMENTS

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – AT THE PLANET Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the post Not a blogger was stirring, not even the host. The comments were hung by the topics with care, In hopes that sane arguments soon would be there. The trollies were nestled […]

Posted by AuntieChrist On Dec - 24 - 2009 6 COMMENTS

My dearest Wormwood, Many years have passed since our last correspondence.  You have become quite the success, an accomplishment due no doubt to your uncle Screwtape’s tutelage. I write to you with great satisfaction for the work that you have been doing for your ceaseless deception of those witless subjects […]

Categories: Humor
Posted by Scheherazade On Dec - 23 - 2009 9 COMMENTS

A little humor to brighten your holiday season. Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite […]

Categories: Humor
Posted by bito On Dec - 23 - 2009 68 COMMENTS

The model train, the stuffed toy, the Erector Set, the pair of skates, the doll house, a book, the board game………. and the all time favorite: the Cardboard Box. Christmas time brings back the childhood memories in many of our favorite toys of our youth. One of the joys for […]

Posted by Scheherazade On Dec - 23 - 2009 3 COMMENTS

The idea that a man could con the CIA, the DOD and the DHS into believing there were hidden codes being transmitted via broadcasts on Al Jazeera in order to coordinate terrorist attacks on the United States is not only laughable, but it’s actually the kind of thing you’d expect to see on […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 21 - 2009 96 COMMENTS

Being that I’m God, I hear everyone’s prayers…even some I’d rather not (Sarah, you know who I’m talking about). Last night I heard this one prayer and I just had to blog about it. Now, in order to keep Deity-Worshipper confidentiality I can’t divulge the name of the person who […]

Posted by KarateKid On Dec - 13 - 2009 45 COMMENTS

The military, for a number of years, had a draft.  It was done away with in the 1970s and there has been an all voluntary military ever since.  I think it is time we go back and re-institute the draft, especially in light of our participation in two simlutaneous wars, […]

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 9 - 2009 229 COMMENTS

Since the orbit of The Planet periodically brings it close to the wormhole that is The Huffington Post (mainly after full moons), I think it is high time that I made an oath here and now to stop talking about the trolls and personal conflicts at Huffington Post. After all, […]

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