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Oh… Meh… Gawd!

Humor Scheherazade - December 23, 2009 3

The idea that a man could con the CIA, the DOD and the DHS into believing there were hidden codes being transmitted via broadcasts on Al Jazeera...

God’s Blog – 12-21-09

Humor AdLib - December 21, 2009 96

Being that I'm God, I hear everyone's prayers...even some I'd rather not (Sarah, you know who I'm talking about). Last night I heard this...

It’s Time To Rethink Re-Instituting the Universal Draft

Humor KarateKid - December 13, 2009 45

The military, for a number of years, had a draft. It was done away with in the 1970s and there has been an all...

Talking about Not Talking about Not Talking

Humor AdLib - December 9, 2009 229

Since the orbit of The Planet periodically brings it close to the wormhole that is The Huffington Post (mainly after full moons), I think...

Gonna be a bear!

Humor Kalima - November 29, 2009 7

A friend sent this to my inbox this morning and I thought I would like to share it with you. I think that we...

Thanksgiving

Humor javaz - November 25, 2009 181

Thanksgiving can be a day of joyful family reunion or, a dreaded day of obligation that must be attended out of guilt. Does Thanksgiving for...

Hi, I’m Rob-S, and I’m a Moderatorholic

Humor Corgi Lover - November 23, 2009 171

Hi, I'm Rob-S, and I'm a Moderatorholic {Audience} Hi, Rob {Rob} I've come here to confess I've been a heavy handed, two fisted moderator for over...

“The Weekly Planet” Debuts Tonight!

Humor AdLib - November 20, 2009 324

Thanksgiving is less than a week away but here at The Planet, every Friday Night is a holiday from the week's "adventures". As usual, we...

THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER

Humor BlueStateMan - November 17, 2009 14

http://www.cherrybombed.com/2009/01/barack-obama-ninja-action-figure/ . OFFERED WITHOUT FURTHER COMMENT.

Don’t! NO!!! …much about history…

Humor AuntieChrist - November 16, 2009 17

However, any mistake in mere expression or arrangement is excusable; but when you come to fancy geography, differing from the other not by miles...

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Oh… Meh… Gawd!

God’s Blog – 12-21-09

It’s Time To Rethink Re-Instituting the Universal Draft

Talking about Not Talking about Not Talking

Gonna be a bear!

Thanksgiving

Hi, I’m Rob-S, and I’m a Moderatorholic

“The Weekly Planet” Debuts Tonight!

THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER

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