A friend sent this to my inbox this morning and I thought I would like to share it with you. I think that we all need to laugh a little more, it’s good for us I hear.
It’s hard to read I know but when I tried the larger version, it took the whole page, so here it what it says.
Gonna be a bear.
“In this life I am a woman. In my next life I’d
like to come back as a bear. When you’re a
bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months, I could deal with
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you are a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts) while
you’re sleeping and wake up to partially grown,
cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of
line, you swat them too. I could deal with
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!”