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2012 Elections

Republicans Fight to Allow the Dead to Vote

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June 20, 2012

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GOP Files For Divorce From Reality

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June 14, 2012

Corporations

Ten Things You Will Never Hear on the News

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May 18, 2012

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BREAKING: Romney Announces Support for Corporations to Marry

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May 11, 2012

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New Romney Campaign Advisor is 8 Year Old Child

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May 4, 2012

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The GOP Cheat Sheet for Dissing Good News

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April 27, 2012

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EXCLUSIVE: Mitt Romney’s Proposal to Serve the 99%…it’s a Cookbook!

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April 20, 2012

Corporations

Obama To Be Blamed for Statements by Anyone Who Voted For Him

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April 13, 2012

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He Doesn’t Wish He Could Be a Real Boy – Romnocchio!

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April 4, 2012

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GOP to Pass Voting Rights Act for Corporations

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April 1, 2012

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