Humor

It's not easy to tell a ten year old he can't keep crashing the family car into neighbors' homes but sometimes you have to be firm.

Some might consider these folks "Subway Club Christians" since they apparently believe that if they get their conversions card stamped ten times, they get a free Resurrection.

There's an old saying in Hollywood, "There's no such thing as bad publicity". The National Security Administration (NSA) has been getting far more publicity than they ever could have imagined in their redacted dreams and now they are capitalizing on it.

To celebrate this festive holiday of people trying to scare others into giving them something sweet that they have, we can't help but dedicate this holiday to our favorite blood suckers and zombies, the GOP.

If I wanted better coverage and benefits, do you think I would have been paying for an individual health insurance plan in the first place?

No one ever discovered The Cowardly Fireman's secret because whenever something scared him, he would cry and the other firemen would just think that seeing houses burn down just made him too sad to help them put out the fires.

Cruz and the GOP are now offering their services to serial killers and terrorists under their new venture, "Core Republicans Ensuring Equality for People and Society" (CREEPS).

We've compiled a variety of scenes from movies that might help explain to the GOP where they really are and how their actions are sealing their fate.

Ted Cruz and Miley Cyrus do make quite a pair and suggest the perfect name for their duo act, "Jerking and Twerking".

I'm writin' ya cause I speak for real Americans who feel kinda like your Russian President, Mr. Puddin', that America shouldn't get in a war with the nation of Cereal while we have a Muslim President here in our country.