Now for the hard truth for these dandelion blowing Repubs...your wish will never come true, Donald Trump is like herpes, your party has caught him and there's no way to make him go away.
Satan explained, "Trump has the fearless demagoguery of a KKK Grand Dragon, the comic stylings of an Andrew Dice Clay and the dictatorially pursed-lips of a Benito Mussolini, I'm really impressed! For me, he's like an all-you-can-eat Homestyle Buffet of Evil...or is that an oxymoron?"
When Donald Trump took the escalator down to announce his candidacy for the Republican Presidential Primaries earlier this week, the GOP took the escalator down from being a serious political party.
"It sure beats having Hillary as President," said Senator Jeff Sessions while wading knee deep through the bloody carnage of tens of thousands of dismembered Alabama citizens. "Can you imagine what her liberal policies would do to the people of this country?!"
Welcome! Our Live Chat for tonight's GOP debates will be coming up later today, should be very entertaining. The Main debate begins at 5:00pm PDT, the "kid's table" debate begins at 3:00pm PDT. Feel free to join us at...
It could complete the trajectory of the GOP into becoming a permanent minority party once they prove not only that giving them power is disastrous for the nation but that destruction isn't a design flaw in their plans, it's a feature.
The once-fearless bully Donald Trump who would run towards any camera or stage is now running scared from them, perhaps holed up in his penthouse, cowering under the covers, clutching his binky and crying, "Why is everyone being so mean to me?!"
Coming on the heels of Mitt Romney's unintentionally ironic attack today on Trump, the knives will be out for Trump at the debate tonight from all directions. You're invited to join us right here for a live chat during the debate, the best way on The Planet to watch a debate!
When we rhetorically hide our faces behind our hands when election results are obvious and say, "Where are the the winners? Who could they be?" then pull our hands away and say, "Peekaboo!!! What a surprise!!! What does this mean???"...it makes our viewers giggle with delight!
Tonight's Republican debate begins at 6:00pm PST. As usual, we're hosting a live chat to accompany the debate (the best prescription for not punching your tv) and you're invited to join us then!