2016 GOP Primary

This is absolutely not a case of some Democrats supporting "a political outsider" as Republicans are, they are actually supporting an established politician (a sitting Senator) who seems more genuine to them than the allegedly inevitable Democratic front runner.

Bush defended his use of the n-word by saying, "Here’s the deal, what I said was, they're commonly referred to that, that’s what I said, I didn’t use it as my own language."

Taking on a Trump persona, Huckabee has been observed trying to fire all of the medical staff attending to him, filing for bankruptcy four times and calling for Latino orderlies by saying, "Tell the rapists I need a new bedpan."

MSTRUMP will begin their programming by repeating their interview with Trump every other hour. In between, hosts will show clips of the interview and along with guest pundits, will make funny faces, shake their heads and look right into the camera to ask viewers, "Can you believe this?"

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! Today there are two races for spectators to watch, a demolition derby run by the GOP in South Carolina and a drag car race between two hot rodding Dems in Nevada.

For many people whose childhood hobbies didn't include playing the drums with their head, it's been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.

"I believe in the sanctity of life and in order to protect it, I think we need to be willing to require the deaths of anyone, especially women, who threaten it," Rubio stated.

When asked about any regrets on exterminating the entire population of the U.S. in the name of protecting the country, President Trump became upset. "Why would you ask me something so stupid? I don't have any regrets! I promised to stop illegal immigration at any cost and I did!"

Thanksgiving is a special day when we celebrate building a "yu-u-uge" wall to prevent the arrival in America of refugees from a country where...

Donald Trump is not an idiot, he's not campaigning in as improvised a way as it may seem, he has a very focused strategy...