Donald Trump is a fountain of “can do” statements that some people (who are cursed with a reasoning center in their brain) are very skeptical could ever be brought to fruition. Typically, when confronted by journalists and pundits about how he will build a wall on the entire U.S./Mexico border, locate and deport 11 million undocumented immigrants back to Mexico, change the 14th Amendment, etc., his response is that he will hire some great people who will get all of his claims done.
Thanks to PlanetPOV’s investigative team who gained access to the most secure inner circle of the Trump campaign (simply by dressing in KKK hoods and sheets), we have gained access to a photo gallery of those who Trump will ask to turn his policies into reality.
DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL “GET IT DONE” TEAM
Mission 1: Build impenetrable wall along the entire border between the U.S. and Mexico.
Team Member: Pink from the movie, “Pink Floyd’s The Wall”
Trump’s Statement: “I love this guy, he was a real inspiration for me when I was thinking about running for President and I already made him my chief campaign consultant. And he knows how to build walls that are HUGE! It’s a no brainer!”
Mission 2: Arrest and deport 11 million undocumented immigrants from America to Mexico.
Team Member: David Copperfield
Trump’s Statement: “Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?’ That giant metal immigrant, you know she’s from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million criminals and rapists from this country and Copperfield can just snap his fingers and they’ll be gone!”
Mission 3: Force China, Russia and Iran to agree to deals with terms that only favor America
Team Member: Dreamy, The Magic Unicorn
Trump’s Statement: “When you want to get something done that people say isn’t realistic, my instinct is to tell reality to go to hell. So who better to rely on in such a case than Dreamy, The Magic Unicorn. Trust me, you want China to do what we say on trade and give us our manufacturing jobs back? You want Russia to back off and get out of Ukraine when we tell them to? You want Iran to let us inspect anywhere at anytime in their country and give up all nuclear programs when we tell them to? You gotta get Dreamy!”