Thanks to PlanetPOV’s recent discovery of an alien time machine (it was buried under Ron Paul’s house), we have peeked ahead into the future to bring you this shocking news story from the future, June 18, 2023:
PRES. TRUMP’S DOME AROUND U.S. SMOTHERS ENTIRE POPULATION
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) – Making good on his 2020 re-election campaign promise to complete The Freedom Dome which fully encloses and protects the entire continental U.S. from illegal immigration and missile attacks from foreign countries, President Trump shrugged off the desperate gasps of Americans as they suffocated to death under the completed dome.
Shunning the warnings and even participation of scientists and engineers in the project, President Trump addressed the lack of ventilation in the dome as being “smarter” because it prevented biological or chemical weapons from being used against Americans. Speaking from his “New White House” on The French Riviera, President Trump addressed the remaining Americans living outside of the U.S., claiming that The Freedom Dome has proven to be “a huge success”.
“I told everyone I was going to build the biggest and most tremendous impenetrable dome around the country that would put an end to illegal immigration and protect us from being killed by ISIS or nuclear missiles. And I did it!” President Trump exclaimed. “If it wasn’t impenetrable, why has everyone smothered to death? That couldn’t have happened unless even air couldn’t get through my dome! That proves my success! And all those jerks who were complaining about how everyone would die without air holes in the dome or some kind of ventilation system, all I can say is, they’re not complaining anymore!”
When asked about any regrets on exterminating the entire population of the U.S. in the name of protecting the country, President Trump became upset. “Why would you ask me something so stupid? Really, what are you, an idiot? I don’t have any regrets! I promised to stop illegal immigration at any cost and I did! I’m the most successful President in American history and there sure won’t be any more after me so I’ll be the most successful President of the United States forever,” President Trump beamed.
President Trump went on to explain what was going to happen with the continental U.S. now that it was barren of all life.
“This is why this country is so lucky to have me as President, I am the best negotiator in the world. The Chinese love me, so I drove a very tough bargain with them to buy the continental U.S. for $300 trillion dollars but I get to keep the dome and brand each major city with the Trump name. From now on, our cities will be called, “Trump Angeles”, “Trump York”, “Trump Francisco”, you get the picture! I promised to “Make America Great Again!” and thanks to my making it possible for the Chinese to take over the entire country, I’m making that happen!”