Humor

Since it's the day after April Fools day I thought songs about fools and humorous topics would be a good theme for music night. For the third week in a row a Beatles song is the best place to start. The...

A Liberal was talking to a Conservative. The Liberal said that he had a hard time listening to global warming deniers telling us that there’s no such thing as global warming. He continued “they don’t even know what a barometer is.” The...

I thought God might be pleased with the Texas education board putting him into their textbooks (he likes to try to stay ahead of Paris Hilton in popularity) but he instead asked me to publish this blog for Him: Okay,...

Trying to refine these a bit.. lemme know what you think.. be BRUTAL!!!! .. .. .. On SARAH PALIN: She said she'd attend the Convention. Old Sarah still craved the attention. She wrote on her hand, copped one hundred grand, then "donated" it to her own pension. = = =...

Have you ever (be honest) hit a puddle with your car - just for fun - to see how big of a splash it would make? Did you ever (be honest) do it front of a bus stop (with people...

Due to the work of dogged investigative reporting, it has been uncovered that the GOP is actually a scripted "reality" show for the Fox network. The tipoffs were all there, if you used Morse code to decrypt all of Sarah...

This morning as I was watching last night’s Craig Ferguson Show that we tape since we can’t stay up that late, his monologue struck a chord with me. He stated that he’s been feeling rather depressed lately, and I have...

Dear Sarah, Thank you for pointing out the basic offensiveness of our decision to change GOP to SOP. However, since being politically correct, politically intelligent, politically relevant or politically astute seems to no longer be a prerequisite for actually being a...

Here's the audio for the trailer of the new horror movie (for the GOP), "Night of the Living Reform" NARRATOR: It was hacked into pieces! It was smothered alive! It was buried and left for dead! Now...it's b-a-a-ack!!! HOWARD DEAN: "When...

Sarah Palin comes out on Larry King against the teaching of gravity in our classrooms and for the teaching of Intelligent Denial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_RIdfCa_Q