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Planet Music Night Dedicated to Fools

Humor KQµårk 死神 - April 1, 2010 151

Since it's the day after April Fools day I thought songs about fools and humorous topics would be a good theme for music night. For...

Did You Hear the One About Global Warming?

Humor Vituperation - April 1, 2010 16

A Liberal was talking to a Conservative. The Liberal said that he had a hard time listening to global warming deniers telling us that there’s...

God’s Blog – 3-16-2010

Humor AdLib - March 16, 2010 73

I thought God might be pleased with the Texas education board putting him into their textbooks (he likes to try to stay ahead of...

SOME POLITCAL LIMERICKS.. SOME BAD… SOME WORSE ;)

Humor BlueStateMan - March 12, 2010 12

Trying to refine these a bit.. lemme know what you think.. be BRUTAL!!!! .. .. .. On SARAH PALIN: She said she'd attend the Convention. Old Sarah still craved the attention. She...

I want to do this (if I had a train)

Humor Vituperation - March 7, 2010 4

Have you ever (be honest) hit a puddle with your car - just for fun - to see how big of a splash it...

GOP Revealed to be a Fox Reality Show

Humor AdLib - March 5, 2010 19

Due to the work of dogged investigative reporting, it has been uncovered that the GOP is actually a scripted "reality" show for the Fox...

One Small Step

Humor javaz - March 3, 2010 45

This morning as I was watching last night’s Craig Ferguson Show that we tape since we can’t stay up that late, his monologue struck...

Politcally Incorrect – Maybe

Humor Vituperation - February 25, 2010 16

Dear Sarah, Thank you for pointing out the basic offensiveness of our decision to change GOP to SOP. However, since being politically correct, politically intelligent, politically...

Night of The Living Reform

Humor AdLib - February 20, 2010 46

Here's the audio for the trailer of the new horror movie (for the GOP), "Night of the Living Reform" NARRATOR: It was hacked into pieces!...

New PlanetPOV Parody Video – Sarah Palin and Intelligent Denial

Humor AdLib - February 16, 2010 59

Sarah Palin comes out on Larry King against the teaching of gravity in our classrooms and for the teaching of Intelligent Denial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO_RIdfCa_Q

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