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November 27, 2009 Dear Journal, I can't believe Brett Favre came back for another season. They're not even going to make the playoffs. Wish someone payed me $20 million to waste their fucking time for 4 months out of the year....

You can't make up what passes for today's news...but they do anyway.

Unbeknownst to the conservative Congressman, Dr. Ron Paul (Bagger - TX) inserted an arcane addendum that required replacing all elected Republicans (federal, state and local) with the results of some experiments he had been conducting in his suburban Galveston basement.

Some pre-debate insights into tonight's GOP Debate in New Hampshire which is sponsored by Ringling Brothers Circus.

    June 09, 2011, Newt Gingrich's entire Senior Campaign Team resigned. Reports point to differences of opinion on Gingrich's viability as a Presidential candidate. I was able to get a hold of a rough transcript of the last meeting Newt...

PlanetPOV exclusively presents some of the secret emails from Sarah Palin that she never wanted you to see!

Congresswoman Bachmann: Well, it is just great to see our leadership here today. We've really got some interesting and luminating topics to discuss.   Sarah Palin: Uh, Michelle, if I could just stop you there. I think you mean illuminating topics.   Congresswoman...

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The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend. ~Lord Byron But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with...

Speaking of America, new plan to destroy it. Mahir has pretty much convinced me we're never gonna train dolphins to walk upright on land and fire bazookas, so scratch Operation Fire In The Blow Hole.