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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 12 - 2013 11 COMMENTS
war on women

“For years we’ve courted the public on passing anti-abortion laws and they spurned us. We’ve grown so frustrated that the way we felt on these issues wasn’t being returned, we had to do something about it or we’d burst so we just grabbed the best looking bills we could find and thrust our legislation into them.”

Posted by AdLib On May - 20 - 2013 14 COMMENTS
Humpty Grumpty - McCain1

I’m a Little Teabagger – by Ted Cruz: “I’m a little teabagger, short and stout, Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.”

Categories: Featured, GOP, Humor
Posted by funksands On May - 12 - 2013 9 COMMENTS
Arizona

Last night I had a dream of a beautiful dusk landscape, I dreamt I was as light as the ether, a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of my life wrestled their way into my slumber… I dreamt that Dick and George decided to turn themselves […]

Categories: Humor, News & Politics
Posted by AdLib On Apr - 1 - 2013 26 COMMENTS
kid with toy gun

Taken as written, this mandatory gun ownership law would technically apply to children, including toddlers and even infants. Backers of the bill have said it is not an oversight, it was intentional and meant to enforce respect for the 2nd Amendment and gun education from cradle to grave.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 28 - 2013 26 COMMENTS
PerilsOfPauline-RRTracks-01

When we last left Bob Woodward in The Perils of Bobline, he was tied up and left on the railroad tracks by the evil Snidely Obama who threatened him that if he didn’t pay the mortgage, he would take away his publishing house and let the train run of media opinion over him.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 8 - 2013 15 COMMENTS
angry

The outraged shouting of Ed Schultz, Sean Hannity, Al Sharpton, Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh has been measured to be greater than 10,000 cows burping out a rendition of, “Camptown Races” every minute for an entire year.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 25 - 2012 19 COMMENTS
christmas-pictures

We thought it might grease the wheels with Santa if a parody song was offered as a gift to our wonderful PlanetPOV members and readers. So, you’re invited to unwrap it and (hopefully) enjoy!

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 20 - 2012 27 COMMENTS
republican

The GOP claims to be the party of law and order but fights to let terrorists and the mentally ill people buy semi-automatics at gun shows. Some might call this hypocrisy but Republican marketing guru Frank Luntz might use a snappy, focus group tested phrase for it like, “Freedumb”.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 5 - 2012 6 COMMENTS
Bizarro Superman GOP

Deficit am most dangerous thing in universe. That why we not want to raise taxes to pay it down. We am against wealthy paying more taxes, so we say stop deductions to make wealthy pay more taxes.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 22 - 2012 9 COMMENTS
rockwell_thanksgiving - wide

Happy Thanksgiving! Our PlanetPOV tradition on this day is to use our magical elves to tell us what many of the well known figures in politics are grateful for…and by magic elves, we mean making claims of national security breaches to the FBI who then use the Patriot Act to seize private emails.

Categories: Featured, Humor, Society
Posted by AdLib On Nov - 21 - 2012 6 COMMENTS
No-more-turkey

Senator John McCain has taken the lead in vowing to block Thanksgiving, claiming that he will focus on blocking the dark meat from being served. McCain also attacked rice, making a variety of claims about what it should have known and when.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 16 - 2012 46 COMMENTS
mccain_wow

In a surprise move today, Senator John McCain has demanded at a press conference that a special Senate committee be formed to investigate his own sanity…or as Senator McCain put it, “What do I know and when did I know it? And why? And where are my keys?”

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 9 - 2012 29 COMMENTS
GOP Titanic

Karl Rove: “Hold on, I think it’s far too early to say that the Titanic sunk. I have been refreshing my news browser and there is still 3% of the Titanic that is not below water so I find it quite curious and premature to declare that the Titanic has sunk.”

Posted by KQµårk 死神 On Nov - 1 - 2012 34 COMMENTS
PTOE-03

Just in time for the end of the 2012 election PlanetPOV presents the new Periodic Table of Dangerous Elements. There are plenty of new infamous characters added but there are still many golden oldies on the table.  Two Willard Mitt Romney elements were added for the real RMoney that hates […]

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 15 - 2012 10 COMMENTS
MSM psych

After exhibiting signs of a psychiatric disorder, the Mainstream Media (MSM) has been clinically diagnosed with Social Anxiety Disorder which is SAD. The most difficult thing about this situation now is figuring out which mouth to put the Prozac into.

Posted by AdLib On Sep - 18 - 2012 97 COMMENTS
mitt-romney-secret-fundraising-video-mother-jones

PlanetPOV has gotten its hands on an exclusive new clip from the just released video of Mitt Romney’s private fundraising meeting!

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