Displaying 181 To 210 Of 268 Comments Health Care Summit Live Chat – WATCH LIVE HERE! Cspan streams the video without consuming too much of of a computer’s processor(s) cycles. I totally despise the party of the (R)eptiles. Al Qaeda would not wish so much ill on this country as these bought out representatives. » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 10:26 am “We can’t bust heads like we used too, but we have our ways. John McCain — Grampa Simpson Where the song and dance is always the same. » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 10:21 am START YOUR TALKING POINTS! “SUMMIT” IS HERE! KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE BALLPARK NANCY!!! » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 1:59 pm Such an awesome President! 🙂 » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 1:39 pm I hope McConnell gets called on his Bullshit. » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 1:36 pm That was a sweet smack down! » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 1:08 pm Who in the hell are they surveying? What a bunch of asshats. The President and congressional Democrats are crucifying Republicans. This is good! » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 1:02 pm LOL! ‘”The economic situation is fundamentally sound” or simply “the fundamentals are good”. All those who hear those words should know that something is wrong.’ John Kenneth Galbraith – 1995 foreword to The Great Crash 1929 » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 12:51 pm I think that’s fitting. » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 12:39 pm You work magic, bito. 🙂 » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 12:29 pm I don’t know how to embed an image, but this is all one needs to know about Grassley: » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 12:22 pm …and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. – Abraham Lincoln “We don’t want the government to run these functions, we want people” – Paul Ryan ??? Methinks Paul Ryan is of the belief that Washington DC has been taken over by the illegal aliens of “Independence Day.” So… THOSE are the aliens they’re always bitching about? » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 12:05 pm Jay Rockefeller slaying trolls in has wake!!! Damn impressed. » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 11:28 am LOL! Whoever is hosting on CSPAN was distressed that a Republican just called and slammed the Republicans for being obstructionists. He mentioned that CEOs shouldn’t be paid so much and that the entire reason for the health care problem was due to greed — he was laid off and his wife’s paying for his COBRA. The CSPAN anchor was petulant that a Republican would take such a stand. Guy must want a job at FAUX. » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 25, 2010 @ 10:55 am Vox Populi AfterChat – 2-19-2010 The cowardice of conservatives on full display: http://thinkprogress.org/2010/02/19/fox-ambusher-cutsandruns/ » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 19, 2010 @ 8:08 pm Troll Busters! Links to Online Research Holy chit Chernynkaya, I think my brain just ‘sploded! I looked through that list and was amazed -again- at the quality work that is done here. AC » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 17, 2010 @ 5:58 pm Troll Busters! An Introduction From Think Progress Stimulating Hypocrisy: 111 Lawmakers Block Recovery While Taking Credit For Its Success http://thinkprogress.org/touting-recovery-opposed/ » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 17, 2010 @ 9:48 pm Why Conservatives are Always WRONG Thanx SanityNow, I’ve bookmarked it, I’m almost finished (the guy’s amazing) His quote framing the conservative mindset: Evil is done by evildoers. We » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 9, 2010 @ 1:50 am LOL! Too funny… found posts on that other site that teabaggers will no longer be watching Colbert. They’ve been surprised to find who they perceived as one of their conservative heroes use satire to call Sarah Palin “F*cking Retarded” just one example: LOL! » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 9, 2010 @ 10:45 am In related news: Trig spoke in hushed tones with reporters saying, “I’m not sure what to make of all this; I thought everyone traveled around at a 45 degree angle dangled as a prop in front of thousands of mouth-breathers… speaking of which… I hate using the ‘r’ word myself, as she’s used it often enough to assail me from time to time, but I believe this stringed marionette to which I’m very frequently attached has nothing but ice cubes in her head. So, will someone PLEASE tell the world who my real mom is?” He is a cute and stealthy little tyke. Auntie Christ » Posted By AuntieChrist On February 8, 2010 @ 1:36 am Help Us Reach Our Fundraising Goal Or Mr. FluffyWuvers Gets It The CIA (Cats In Action) have been informed of your operation… they are not pleased. I’ve seen on the net what cats are capable of doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkogvNDnKb4 Nonetheless, I’ll see what I can do to help more by week’s end. Woe be upon all of us should the goal not be met! Dark days shall indeed be ahead. Auntie Christ » Posted By AuntieChrist On January 25, 2010 @ 5:34 pm Xmas Music Thread – Holiday Music I enjoyed this as a kid. Such a generational gap… A definite favorite. Little Drummer Boy – David Bowie & Bing Crosby:
» Posted By AuntieChrist On December 25, 2009 @ 4:45 pm My fondest Brother, that was ever so hilarious, a veritable MASTERPIECE — I laughed so hard that it was contagious. Oral Roberts, in his agony alongside Jerry Falwell, both laughed sulfur out of their nostrils due to the contagion of laughter which you’ve unleashed down here. Damn you. You and I had agreed that I’d do you a favor by making eternal life miserable for the hapless souls you send my way; but then you went and spoiled it all by recklessly writing of your own feelings for the very types I’ve been tormenting forever! It wouldn’t have been bad if you were like Jules in Pulp Fiction, but no… you made everyone laugh. You’ve always been so emotional… always with the big books the best sellers. You have such loyal followers and fans… yet it’s never enough… It’s like you want to be Oprah or Sarah Palin. After so many ages, I’ve finally come to believe Zeus: you did steal his thunder. Now the damage you’ve done is going to take millennia to undo… The same day you posted this, Constantine (yes, Caesar Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus Augustus) was ready to apologize for the shear madness he had unleashed, but then some demon went rogue and printed your post out on flame retardant paper. Now everyone’s filled with hope and singing ‘Kumbuya’ because they believe that such a jocular God of wit will surely spare them. Honestly. Even those truly wretched outcasts who’ve been strapped in those chairs seen from ‘A Clockwork Orange’ all in order that they watch nothing but FOX since they’ve been here, even THEY laugh! Though, in truth, they’ve done that ever since they adopted the motto “Fair and Balanced” So, regardless of which methods of cruelty we use (some which we learned from Dick Cheney) it’s now all for naught. The work of ages… *poof* gone… just like that! Jesus! I need a drink. Oh, speaking of my dear nephew – I was going to send him some money for his birthday, but I lost everything I had due to a huge ponzi scheme which hasn’t even made the news up on the mortal plane yet. That also reminds me: the next time any supernatural being has any interaction with a burning Bush? It’s MY turn! Hope Jesus enjoys the dradle. Auntie Christ » Posted By AuntieChrist On December 22, 2009 @ 8:02 pm Take away corporate welfare and imprison corrupt CEOs. Cut down on military spending, tax those who’ve been profiting the most from the hard work of the middle class, pour more money into education, regulate and tax drugs, draft college republicans for the front lines until these wars have ended, and make universal health care a reality. I believe that the only people who would hang themselves upon leaving StrawSkank would be those trolls who would find themselves without a talking point. – Auntie. » Posted By AuntieChrist On December 4, 2009 @ 6:53 pm That looks good! Now I’ll have to go out and rent it. One never knows. » Posted By AuntieChrist On December 4, 2009 @ 6:45 pm For those who’ve just recently been redeemed from the confines of StrawSkank:
…and to those who still yearn for freedom. Welcome to the Planet. » Posted By AuntieChrist On December 4, 2009 @ 6:26 pm Gary Oldman *is* Dracula! He owns that part. I can’t imagine anyone ever doing a better job. » Posted By AuntieChrist On December 4, 2009 @ 4:50 pm Beautiful music to an incredible movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXeBe2XQDZg Gattaca » Posted By AuntieChrist On December 4, 2009 @ 4:35 pm Combining music with film. 🙂 That would be a dream job. Nice work KQ. One of my twisted favorites:
» Posted By AuntieChrist On December 4, 2009 @ 3:48 pm Probably one of the best opening tracking scenes in cinematic history:
I’ll be damned if I can get the link to work… I used the embed link from youtube, but it *poofed* vanished… the url is above. From Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil. » Posted By AuntieChrist On November 30, 2009 @ 9:45 pmComments Posted By AuntieChrist
One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere… like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe… so, I decided to go to Morganville… which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt… which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt… which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.”
Who are these people who like their insurance?
Themselves?
What were once agonized souls now constantly sing “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life!”
…If my eyes leak at the end… It might be because of an allergy.
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