It is hard to imagine these Trump junkies going cold turkey after the GOP primary and instead getting a rush from scoring some "low energy" Jeb!.
Trump explained, "See, this way you get rid of the stress employees have to deal with, getting up the courage to ask for raises and companies don't have to deal with rising costs of labor. It's a win-win!"
For many people whose childhood hobbies didn't include playing the drums with their head, it's been hard to understand why so many people in the GOP are supporting such candidates as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.
"David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, wish I could do that! 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free?' That giant metal immigrant, you know she's from France, needs to be deported along with 11 million Mexicans!"
Bush defended his use of the n-word by saying, "Here’s the deal, what I said was, they're commonly referred to that, that’s what I said, I didn’t use it as my own language."
This is absolutely not a case of some Democrats supporting "a political outsider" as Republicans are, they are actually supporting an established politician (a sitting Senator) who seems more genuine to them than the allegedly inevitable Democratic front runner.
When asked about any regrets on exterminating the entire population of the U.S. in the name of protecting the country, President Trump became upset. "Why would you ask me something so stupid? I don't have any regrets! I promised to stop illegal immigration at any cost and I did!"
One might suggest that this crop of Republican candidates for President are boldly going where no candidates have gone before. They believe that the wealthy should live long and prosper and when it comes to emulating the offensive and...
"I believe in the sanctity of life and in order to protect it, I think we need to be willing to require the deaths of anyone, especially women, who threaten it," Rubio stated.
Hope you've stocked up on popcorn and cotton candy because today only, the GOP circus is in town! Our Live Event chat will be open all day for thoughts and conversations about both debates as they happen...but of course...
