Hey fellow members, here is the latest bitingly satirical piece by AntiChrist (I'm going to have to add a gallery to The Planet to hang all these masterpieces!), created in response to The House's vote against women's right to...

Gonna be a bear!

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A friend sent this to my inbox this morning and I thought I would like to share it with you. I think that we all need to laugh a little more, it's good for us I hear. It's hard to...
Let us take it for given that the second amendment guarantees all Americans the right to bear arms... Question: how many armless bears can the National Forest Service support, and can someone pass the BBQ sauce? If political parties are to...
Happy Thanksgiving! Our PlanetPOV tradition on this day is to use our magical elves to tell us what many of the well known figures in politics are grateful for...and by magic elves, we mean making claims of national security breaches to the FBI who then use the Patriot Act to seize private emails.

Acronymia

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Now I like hot breakfast cereals and drugged kids as much as anyone but there's one thing I don't need and that's more acronyms! There are way too many and they're just not funny.

No News Is Good News

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Today is what they call in the news business, a "Monday". Sorry...that's what we all call today. I meant, today is what they call in the news business a "Slow News Day". A lack of young white girls being abducted, no...
Today, we went out to eat at our favourite Mexican restaurant and watch a few innings of the Yankees winning the World Series. For a little while there was at the bar a rather loud person, someone who...
As free market capitalists, Republicans have a primary allegience to this very American system and we will always do all we can to protect it from the serious threats it faces from criticism that's not baseless, regulations that protect people over profits and the tyranny of majority rule over our political system.
One of our Special Ops members secured this secret GOP document that describes their plans for dealing with women if they win control of the White House and Congress this November.

Is Our Children Learning?

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"Is our children learning?"  This famous grammatically challenged question posed by ex-President Bush, the child who was left behind, has been granted renewed significance thanks to President Obama's unprecedented impertinence to think, as President, he can talk to our...