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2016 Elections

Trump Says Delay Answering Mueller Questions Due to Crayons Breaking

AdLib - November 16, 2018 7

Donald Trump

Trick or Trick – Halloween Costumes of Republicans in 2018

AdLib - October 31, 2018 4

Donald Trump

Trump Proudly Hangs New Painting in White House

AdLib - October 15, 2018 4

2018 Elections

Trump Proposes Laws to GAG and ABUSE Women

AdLib - October 3, 2018 11

Corruption

Trump Connects Twitter Account to Fear Center of His Brain

AdLib - July 31, 2018 8

Democracy

Trump Clarifies That “Believing Putin” Was Really “Be Loving Pudding”

AdLib - July 19, 2018 4

Donald Trump

Trump Tweets That He Is “Impotent” Then Corrects to Say “Omnipotent”

AdLib - June 8, 2018 5

Corruption

Rudy Giuliani’s Lips File For Separation

AdLib - May 7, 2018 6

2016 Elections

Trump Announces New All Star Legal Team Not Realizing They’re Fictional...

AdLib - April 20, 2018 4

Humor

ICE Harshly Detains Immigrant at Border Who Claims to be Jesus...

AdLib - April 1, 2018 0

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TOP NEWS

New Details Emerge on Trump Officials’ Sprint to Gut Consumer Bureau Staff

Emails and testimonials from workers at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau document the administration’s efforts to lay off 90 percent of the employees. [...]

2 U.S. Citizen Children Were Deported to Honduras With Their Mother, Lawyer Says

The children, 4 and 7, were put on a plane with their mother, who was deported. The family’s lawyer said the mother was given no choice but to take her children, which the Trump administration denied. [...]

D.E.A. Says More Than 100 Undocumented Immigrants Were Detained in a Colorado Raid

Officials said agents found weapons and illicit drugs inside the nightclub, including cocaine, methamphetamine and a mixture of powdered drugs known as pink cocaine. [...]

Authorities Make Arrest Linked to Noem’s Stolen Purse

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s purse contained her driver’s license, government badge, passport and $3,000 in cash when it was swiped from an upscale burger restaurant. [...]

Trump’s Tariffs Prompt Wave of Lawsuits

The cases are the latest test of the president’s expansive claims of executive power. [...]

Tesla and Volkswagen May Have a Leg Up As Tariffs Raise EV Prices

Electric vehicles will get even more expensive, but prices for Teslas and some other models may not rise as much as prices for some conventional cars. [...]

Rubio Says Trump Will Decide This Week on Continuing Ukraine War Talks

Secretary of State Marco Rubio said there are reasons to be optimistic, but also asserted there are “other issues” on which the administration wants to spend its energy. [...]

Trump’s Meeting With Zelensky Offers Ukrainians a Glimmer of Hope

The United States has been pushing Ukraine to accept a peace plan that seems in part a gift to Moscow. But the short meeting of the leaders, and subsequent comments, appeared to be a change in tone. [...]

Who Will Be the Next Pope? Here Are Some Possible Candidates to Succeed Francis.

Experts say there isn’t a single front-runner, but several names have been cited as indications of which direction the Roman Catholic Church might take. [...]

Decoding the Vatican: Key Terms in the Papal Transition

From “camerlengo” to “white smoke,” here’s what to know about the words and phrases that guide the process after a pope dies. [...]

How Kyrsten Sinema's decision makes Democrats' 2024 Senate map tighter

Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema decided to shake up the political world on Friday by becoming an independent. The former Democrat is still caucusing with the party in the Senate, so the Democratic caucus still has 51 members. Now, instead of 49 Democrats and two independents within their ranks, the caucus has 48 Democrats and three independents. [...]

Meet the woman steering Biden's bipartisan winning streak on Capitol Hill

The Biden administration managed to rack up a long list of major legislative wins in its first two years despite facing one of the most closely-divided Congresses in history. From bipartisan action on infrastructure, gun safety and same-sex marriage to party-line bills tackling climate change and expanding health care coverage, it's a record President Joe Biden and Democrats on the ballot were all eager to tout on the campaign trail during the midterms. [...]

CNN Political Briefing

The political news you need to know, in 10 minutes or less. Hosted by David Chalian. [...]

The Axe Files with David Axelrod

Go beyond the soundbites and get to know some of the most interesting players in politics. [...]

Margins of Error

Look closely at almost anything and you'll find data—lots of it. But what are those numbers really saying about who we are and what we believe? Harry Enten is on a mission to find out. [...]

The notable legal clouds that continue to hang over Donald Trump

All eyes are on former President Donald Trump, who has launched another White House bid. [...]

The fine print of the Respect for Marriage Act

Let's start with the positive: Republicans and Democrats are coming together to protect same-sex marriage from the Supreme Court. [...]

Everything you need to know about Biden's student loan forgiveness program

President Joe Biden's federal student loan forgiveness program, which promises to deliver up to $20,000 of debt relief for millions of borrowers, is on hold indefinitely as legal challenges work their way through the courts. [...]

Politics of the Day

Politics of the Day [...]

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Suspect named after car ramming in Vancouver kills 11

Kai-Ji Adam Lo, a 30-year-old resident of the city, is charged with several counts of second degree murder. [...]

Israel launches air strike on Beirut

Israel said it hit a Hezbollah missile store. The Lebanese presidency urged the US and France to press Israel to cease its attacks. [...]

Trump 'thinks' Zelensky ready to give up Crimea to Russia

The latest comments by the US president come despite Kyiv repeatedly rejecting ceding the peninsula. [...]

'Grandpa robbers' held Kim Kardashian at gunpoint - but didn't know who she was

Suspects who are accused of robbing Kim Kardashian at gunpoint in October 2016 stand trial in Paris. [...]

Mourning turns to anger in Iran after massive port explosion kills 40

A blame game begins amid reports solid fuel intended for ballistic missiles may have been improperly stored. [...]

Beijing seizes tiny sandbank in South China Sea

The Philippines, which disputes China's claim to the sandbank, responds by releasing a photo of its own forces on another. [...]

Drag Race and Pose star Jiggly Caliente dies aged 44

The drag performer had part of her leg amputated on Thursday after a "severe infection", her family says. [...]

Greenland not a piece of property, says PM after Trump threats

Jens-Frederick Nielsen says the island must "stand together" with Denmark during a highly symbolic visit to Copenhagen. [...]

Images of Pope Francis's tomb released

The late pontiff was laid to rest in a private ceremony on Saturday following a public funeral at the Vatican on Saturday. [...]

South Africa will defend sovereignty, ANC chair says as tensions with US grow

The ANC chair's comments come after months of US tension over race relations and land law. [...]

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Trump Says Delay Answering Mueller Questions Due to Crayons Breaking

Trick or Trick – Halloween Costumes of Republicans in 2018

Trump Proudly Hangs New Painting in White House

Trump Proposes Laws to GAG and ABUSE Women

Trump Connects Twitter Account to Fear Center of His Brain

Trump Clarifies That “Believing Putin” Was Really “Be Loving Pudding”

Trump Tweets That He Is “Impotent” Then Corrects to Say “Omnipotent”

Rudy Giuliani’s Lips File For Separation

Trump Announces New All Star Legal Team Not Realizing They’re Fictional...

ICE Harshly Detains Immigrant at Border Who Claims to be Jesus...

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