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Posted by AdLib On May - 13 - 2019 ADD COMMENTS

Democrats in Congress expressed defiance and outrage at Thanos declaring himself ruler of the world. They pledged to aggressively push for a censure of Thanos by next week or the following Thursday at the latest.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 7 - 2019 ADD COMMENTS

Ivanka Trump will be heading up the #JustMe movement which will be dedicated to people having a safe space to unite and share their stories about the abuse that Donald Trump has suffered.

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 17 - 2018 8 COMMENTS

If Trump can’t be removed from office through impeachment, can’t or won’t be indicted and won’t voluntarily leave the White House even after he’s proven to have committed federal crimes…can he be leveraged to resign? The answer to that may be yes.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 16 - 2018 7 COMMENTS

“You have to know all the right words to get around telling them what they’re trying to get you to admit so for those, I color the truth,” Trump stated.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 31 - 2018 8 COMMENTS

Scientists explain that from now on, whenever Trump experiences such fears as Proof of Russian Collusion, Mueller Knocking on His Door or Seeing a Black Man in Real Life, a personalized algorithm will automatically create and post a defensive or deflecting tweet on his account that responds to that fear.

Posted by AdLib On Jul - 19 - 2018 4 COMMENTS

Confronted by reporters that this didn’t make any sense in the rest of his Putin-supporting/America bashing statement, Trump replied, “It’s not surprising that people in the fake news have so much hate in them, even for pudding. Pudding doesn’t make sense? It’s not supposed to make sense, it’s just supposed to taste good and that’s why I be loving pudding,”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 20 - 2018 4 COMMENTS

Relying on tv for his decision-making on personnel has gone so well, Trump will now use it to select military leaders. Trump stated, “I need a new general and I’ve watched this Gomer Pyle guy all of my life, I like the cut of his jib!”

Posted by AdLib On Apr - 10 - 2018 10 COMMENTS

When Trump campaigned on “bringing back” law and order, he meant authorities should have more power to dominate and abuse minorities. He didn’t intend for them to be more empowered to pursue crimes that rich, white men commit.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 20 - 2018 1 COMMENT

When a party with bad intentions, like Cambridge Analytica or Vladimir Putin, uses Facebook’s highly manipulative machinery for their own malicious purposes, they’re just using it as it’s designed to be used…turning people’s personal information against them.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 9 - 2018 1 COMMENT

Trump presented a longer list of “bad guys” which oddly included “Jesus”. When asked about this, Trump noted, “All these people think Jesus is a good guy, well he’s not, trust me. He creates zombies by bringing dead guys back to life, how evil is that?”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 26 - 2018 1 COMMENT

“The best way to fight fire is with fire,” NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre explained. “So we are also advocating that fire departments around the country replace the water hoses on their firetrucks with flamethrowers.”

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 12 - 2018 9 COMMENTS

The message here to the media is, quit playing dumb. Accept what is obviously true about Trump and stop asking “neutral” or fair” questions about what he says and does in the pursuit of appearing impartial.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 30 - 2018 16 COMMENTS

For the past 9 years, since it was founded, PlanetPOV has covered and hosted a live chat during every State of the Union address. However, out of principle and to make a statement, we won’t be doing so tonight.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 23 - 2017 3 COMMENTS

There were many things to feel thankful for this year in spite or even because of the presidential turkey that should not be pardoned.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 24 - 2017 4 COMMENTS

Is it just coincidence that Russia’s strategy to undermine democracy during the election was in sync with Trump’s?

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 11 - 2017 ADD COMMENTS

In a way, much of America seems to be just stunned, standing in the middle of a house where an orange-faced arsonist is pouring gasoline everywhere and threatening to drop the (Nazi) torch he’s carrying if he gets mad enough.

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