Displaying 271 To 300 Of 2,240 Comments My Dearest God: George Clooney is a more accurate likeness, isn’t he? I knew it! It’s why when I lay me down to sleep, and close my eyes, that his face appears to me. I know that I am thinking about you, dear God, and even Lucifer surely doesn’t have enough tricks up his robe to fake a face like that! Thanks, God. Your humble servant, Alpha Bitch PS Does George also appear to the Blov when he closes his eyes and cries “Oh, God!” » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 26, 2012 @ 6:23 pm The Right Wing’s Psychotic Version of God And in retaliation to the stupidity of these yokels, I have decided to re-engage with exchange students and am currently considering representing a young woman (MUSLIM! COVERED!!!) from Lebanon. The only way I know to strike back is to get off my ample butt and do something positive. If I can find a HF for this young girl, if I can get her in a school, if she is as wonderful and powerful as I suspect, she will change the hearts and minds of dozens she will encounter. And, to quote Charlie Sheen (who sounds more intelligent than Mr. Robertson), that is “winning”. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 25, 2012 @ 4:25 pm Oh, CL- you are so right. I fell in love with Jesus and his teachings MORE after reading Lamb, which gave me insight to where and how he came up with these theories. I am fascinated that some seminaries are using this magnificent book. When I ordered it from Amazon, it never came; so I called to report. The guy who helped got SO excited – he said it was his dad’s favorite book in the world, and that he himself had purchased 10 copies as gifts. It’s a movement. Now read Shane Claiborne’s the Irresistible Revolution. I promise, you will get it. I’ll send you one, and the Blov’s tome on Paul, if you want to get me your address via AdLib/Kalima. They have my email. – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 23, 2012 @ 6:55 am To Bito: They were The Missing Years, as John Prine wrote!! (and for which we named our sailboat). John will be here in my hometown on September 24th. I’m going. Jesus! The Missing Years! » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 23, 2012 @ 6:51 am YEA Choice! The Blov once wrote a 33 page essay for our Sunday School class (VERY liberal Methodists) about “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”, contrasting what Jesus taught and what Paul spewed. So very different! But you already know that. KQ should read Lamb, no? » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 22, 2012 @ 4:19 pm And just to weigh in, after finishing the trip and having my computer crash: For Pashtuns, the concept of Pashtun-wali is paramount. The three most important things in their society: hospitality, honor and revenge. The last two tag team, which makes for a heck of a bloody society. Live your life honorably and leave the rest alone is my motto. But I would agree that the “culture of honor” is deadly and vicious. Certainly nothing that is truly honorable. Pride is what it is, not honor. And that’s one of those deadly sins….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 22, 2012 @ 4:16 pm Canard is more apt, but given his CONservative principles, CONard is how he chose to spell it….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 15, 2012 @ 6:33 pm Bito: Didn’t you just love Mr. Conard’s totally transparent explanation? And didn’t Chris get him a little ruffled (I think Mr. Conard is the “face o’bain” as he has such a sweet looking face) when he read his praise of outsourcing from his whore-book? As to you having a few rough days: I won’t hear of it! did you get your email???? » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 15, 2012 @ 3:40 pm Figuring Out The Far Right Republicans AdLib: is the gold from the Franklin Mint collectible series? Should be. Maybe rimming some collectible plates…… » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 11, 2012 @ 6:53 pm Weekend Music Thread – Take Me To The River OK, here’s one you most likely have never heard, but should: Darrel Scott with River Take Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svS6MwQ5mBY If you liked Little Feat w/ Lowell George, you’ll love Darrel. Guaranteed. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 7, 2012 @ 4:54 pm Happy Independence Day – 2012! CL: Biff knew that. He just thinks that with some of the idiots around they might be thinking marshmallow chickens. BTW, I call the Blov “perps” – as in perp walk – instead of peeps. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 5, 2012 @ 8:53 am “We the yellow marshmallow chicks”????? » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 5, 2012 @ 5:44 am What I love is Bruce’s comment: [I don’t know if this song is true anymore]…but I know that it ought to be. Amen to that, and I forgive you, Bruce, for cancelling that concert in Austin in the 70s and costing me the $20 ticket (which was 1/3 of my food budget for the whole month) since I couldn’t get back to go get a refund a few weeks later. I never forgave you for that, but I do now. – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 5, 2012 @ 5:43 am Bruce Springsteen, followed by the man himself, Woody Guthrie: This Land is Your Land. Dedicated to my children throughout this tough old world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuc4BI5NWU&feature=related
» Posted By AlphaBitch On July 4, 2012 @ 7:19 pm Weekend Music Thread – Here’s To Your Health! Two versions of the same song: the first version – the “famous” one – by Jimmy Buffet and Martina McBride. The second by a guy I knew, and he wrote the damn song. He died a couple of years after this, which was a shame. Stephen Bruton’s version of Trip Around the Sun is my fave. I also did that cruise. If you ever want to have a good time (that just sounds nasty, now), check out the Sandy Beaches cruises courtesy of Delbert McClinton. But only if you are fun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKqwvGa6Bw
» Posted By AlphaBitch On July 1, 2012 @ 6:15 pm Why Romney and the GOP Can’t Repeal “Obamacare” A dedication from Choicelady and Biff (aka Alpha Bitch): John Cash with God’s Gonna Cut You Down, for Mittens and Tony Scalia:
» Posted By AlphaBitch On June 29, 2012 @ 5:27 pm Supreme Court Upholds Affordable Care Act Can’t wait for the Jon Stew-Bob and the Stephen Manseed Machine Colbert to give their takes on today. Should be entertaining….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 6:30 pm I hereby dedicate this song to Mr. John Crybaby Boehner from Barack HUSSEIN Obama (because it IS America): John R. Cash, Cry Cry Cry
» Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 6:28 pm Is the Propaganda Regurgitation Monster John Crybaby Boehner? Is the Confidence Man Fairy Ms. Lindsey Graham? did I win? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 6:20 pm Mrs. Funk’s sister needs new friends. I try NOT to be friends with people who lie and cheat. LOVE that Mrs. Funk is in her coonskin gap: “You may all go to hell. I’m going to vote for Obama.” (H/T Davy Crockett) Tell her to ask her sister: Will your child die if they can’t go to college? Will you die if you choose to be a stay at home mom? If so, then maybe – just maybe – it’s apples to apples. If not, it’s apples to Orange Boehners, and I’m not listening! (La-la-la-la-la can’t hear you) Tell Mrs. Funk to not despair. I have a very, very similar Rush Limbaugh loving Nascar watching sister. Our weekend visits are tortured. So I understand. You can’t choose the family into which you were born, but you can choose a “family”. Even some of my family-of-choice are RW nut jobs, but at least I chose them. And my Planet fambly rocks the most. Glad I could be here today to see you all and celebrate this moment in time with you. – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 6:18 pm So does this mean God doesn’t love them??? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 2:57 pm NEVER get tired of this! » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 2:56 pm HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! Miss you. Glad you followed this with us. You have taught us so much. See us soon? MORE good news! » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 2:55 pm Bito: Let’s not forget I live in Gov. Gudhair’s TexASS. Still, I don’t choose to buy gas in Vidor TX or from Exxon-Mobile, I don’t buy Starbucks/Dell Computers/Nokia (spit) phones because of Israel, and I WON’T spend my well-earned vacation giving money to any asshole state. Including my own. So my only vacation here is at home. Hotels, gifts, dining out – I’ll do that in Bernie Sanders (and let’s hope) Elizabeth Warren’s states. Can you tell I’m excited???? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 12:17 pm Bito: The Blov and I made a very concerted decision to take a vacation to VT & MA this year. I absolutely refuse to EVER go to AZ, Grand Canyon be damned, until they wake up. We had considered the Outer Banks, but NC is also not worth my money. No FL, no SC. And I don’t fly, so HI is out of the question. All my money will be spent in states where Sanders is the Sen and Warren is trying. But I am going to ME – my one concession. Maybe I can knock some sense into their hay-eds! I can report from TX that Obama is throwing a wad o’ads here – the one where he cares about the middle class. I would think they would skip this market. Maybe they know something we don’t?? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 10:17 am Ad: But wouldn’t it make a great bumper sticker??? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 10:12 am Answer me this: if the Rs are all about job creatin’ and freedom from regulations, why oh why are they so opposed to single payer? I mean, how many MORE jobs could be created IF the companies no longer had the burden of providing insurance as an incentive? Could their bonuses grow, and more jobs be created? And how many people could Sheldon Addledson put to work if he used his $100 million to hire people instead of Romney?? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 9:48 am Ad: We always suspected you were smart……. » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 28, 2012 @ 9:34 am GOP Files For Divorce From Reality Let’s go all Joe Wilson on them! Truth hurts, baby, if you are living a lie. » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 15, 2012 @ 12:38 pm I’m the part of reality that is really pissed. Where the hell is my alimony, Reince? New slogan: Obama hires, Romney fires. New poster: Rove with marionette puppets of W. & Mittens. Caption: Can you really trust the same guy who gave you W???? What do you think dear leader? » Posted By AlphaBitch On June 15, 2012 @ 8:08 amComments Posted By AlphaBitch
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