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In an ironic mistake by someone who has also been personally described "an ironic mistake", Donald Trump used the wrong word in a tweet intended to express that he was all-knowing.

Share your favorite songs about the most wonderful feeling that human beings can feel for others (and is in too short supply today). Love!

Coming on the heels of Rudy Giuiani's disastrous media tour over the past several days, his lips have filed a case in New York...

"Mass shootings are bad, they're really, really bad and we need to do something to stop them that makes more sense than taking away the guns that mass killers always use," Trump explained.

Relying on tv for his decision-making on personnel has gone so well, Trump will now use it to select military leaders. Trump stated, "I need a new general and I've watched this Gomer Pyle guy all of my life, I like the cut of his jib!"

When Trump campaigned on "bringing back" law and order, he meant authorities should have more power to dominate and abuse minorities. He didn't intend for them to be more empowered to pursue crimes that rich, white men commit.

Customs officials have discounted witness claims that he was walking on the surface of the river as he crossed it. "The Rio is very low at the point this person crossed, it may have appeared he was walking on water but it was just an optical illusion," explained ICE spokesperson, Leticia Zamarripa.

Instead of our usual Weekend Music Thread, the historic March For Our Lives has taken place today (and is continuing in some places) so in this post we present exclusive video and photos from today's march in Los Angeles.

When a party with bad intentions, like Cambridge Analytica or Vladimir Putin, uses Facebook's highly manipulative machinery for their own malicious purposes, they're just using it as it's designed to be used...turning people's personal information against them.

Getting divorced from a Trump is becoming a frequent enough international event to soon qualify as an Olympic sport. In the meantime, it remains a popular pastime in the Czech Republic, Slovenia and "Starbutts" gentlemen's clubs.