A Happy Halloween to all our Planeteers and everyone out there! To celebrate this festive holiday of people trying to scare others into giving them something sweet that they have, we can’t help but dedicate this holiday to our favorite blood suckers and zombies, the GOP. Submitted for your approval, a Republican Halloween song to haunt your funny bone:
The Shutdown Crash
(To the tune of “Monster Mash”)I was working in The House late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my Boehner from his (tanning) slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surpriseHe did the crash
He did the Shutdown Crash
The Shutdown Crash
It was a GOP smash
He did the crash
Their polls dropped in a flash
He did the crash
He did the Shutdown CrashFrom the Tea Bagger’s trailer by the castle east
To the master bedroom where the Koch Brothers feast
The GOP all came from their pricey boats
To get a jolt from the public’s votesThey did the crash
They did the Shutdown Crash
The Shutdown Crash
It was a GOP smash
They did the crash
Their polls dropped in a flash
They did the crash
They did the Shutdown CrashThe zombies were acting stunned
The pounding had just begun
The gasps included Wall Street
Rupert M. and his SunThe House was rockin’, all digging deep ground
Bachmann on chains, backed by her baying hounds
The coffined baggers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Shit-Kicker Five”They did the crash
They did the Shutdown Crash
The Shutdown Crash
It was a GOP smash
They did the crash
Their polls dropped in a flash
They did the crash
They did the Shutdown Crash
And as a final treat (not a trick) for folks on this Halloween, a Halloween song dedicated to the Republicans in The House and their fate in 2014:
They’re Coming to Take Me Away – Napoleon XIV
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
The Shutdown Crash; Superb!
Plagiarism allowed?
fjb, feel free to share, it’s not plagiarism, just credit and link to The Planet and we’re happy!
LOVE it, AdLib. Just one question – how many times did you have to listen to the original to get your rhythm? It’s right on the money! VERY singable, and I will be humming it night and day. PERFECT.
Now – to get it viral and to the people who ARE doing the Shutdown Crash! Hope it makes ’em squirm.
Nahhh – but it does make us laugh, and that’s the best recipe for their ultimate demise! Thank you!
Elvira’s Movie Macabre: Sarah Impalin’
The Tea Party in 2014
Ted Cruz in 2014
GOP Latitudes
If only we could count on the Green Arrow to even things up (“Ted Cruz, you have failed this country”).
jj, I think we’d need most of the Justice League to take them down. After all, on their side they have two Lex Luthors (The Koch Brothers), Darkseid (Jim DeMint) and The Joker (Ted Cruz). Fortunately, on our side, we have…
[img]http://sciencenotes.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/super-obama.gif[/img]
AdLib, I just had to save this pic to needle the GOtP, especially the baggers, I hope that’s OK with you.
Oh no worries fjb, this isn’t our graphic, it goes back to Obama’s 2008 campaign.
And if it drives the GOTP’s crazier…excellent!
Bravo, Bravo Splendid song for the baggers. Love it Adlib
Thanks so much, Sue! And a Happy Halloween to you (what are you dressing up as???).
Me? Boy George, actually nothing. The one time I did for work, it was Boy George and I won lol
Hope you and yours have a good holiday.
Very cool, Sue! Boy George would still be a fun costume today. We saw a guy in his 20’s in a funny Richard Simmons costume tonight, that’s pretty funny.
I went as The Republican House tonight, it was a simple costume, I just wore a diaper and kept punching myself in the face.
Hahaha! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks so much, AdLib.
And here’s a small additional contribution. This is what Halloween looks like at Paul Ryan’s house:
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Heh! Perfect, Kes! Now however, kids have all the permission they need to TP his house!
Happy Halloween!
And I sincerely hope they do. Little Eddie Munster Ryan so totally deserves it. And they should throw a few eggs while they’re at it, too!
If anyone still has any eggs to throw, after his food stamp cuts.
🙁
Hope LittleLib had a great Halloween!
EDIT: Oh, and I meant to add that I love the graphic, too!
Kes, I thought Ryan was the rotten egg?
Thanks for thinking of her, Little Lib was Supergirl and needed her super strength to lift the boulder-sized bag of candy she gathered tonight.
BTW, speaking of Eddie Munster, remember this graphic from last year?
[img]http://planetpov.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Romney-munsters.jpg[/img]
LOL! That was priceless! Escpecially the Koch brother on the left there.
Absolutely brilliant AdLib! Bravo!!
Said while wiping milk tea off my iPod screen. 🙂
Happy Halloween to you and yours too. Cheers!
Thanks so much, Kalima! Heh! I should buy you a waterproof kit for your screen before I end up having to buy you a new one!
Happy Halloween to you too, Kalima!
I would never expect you to do that, besides, I like a spotted screen, it goes so well with my spotted glasses.
And they go well with my spotty posts!
Off to the funny farm with them.
Nirek, you said it! The lunatics are needed back at the asylum!