Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

“Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane”

 http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/1349-carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis

Mr. Carville is married to Mary Matlin a GOP Political Consultant… I present photographic evidence that at least  this issue is one thing they can agree on…

 

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Kalima
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That’s funny about Carville. I thought that his wife kept his [email protected] in a jar on her nightstand.

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Considering who Carville is married to, I’m surprised he still has a penis.
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Questinia
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Wasn’t it you, Tiger99, who wrote the hilarious piece on shrinkage and guys putting hand dryers down their pants?

It’ll go beyond that. I can see extra-large condoms filled with silly putty or a variety of wursts being used for augmentation purposes.

I can also see a lot of female airport scanners escorting these men to the security identification display area.

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