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Weekend Music Thread – True Blues

Always true to my Texas boys – though this one comes by way of RI, he now lives in Fredericksburg TX and runs one of the finest cafes in the world, where he plays on weekends. Good food, good music, but you gotta find it.

Johnny Nicolas – Before I Grow Too Old.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 24, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

The Daily Planet, Vol. 214

Hey CL – woke up at 3AM to sneak a few more pages. It is addictive. – Biff aka AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 21, 2012 @ 2:14 pm

Sigh. I guess I’ll have to go in the shirt business. Not bad, cuz I love to design shirts and bumper stickers. What can’t be said in 20 words or less doesn’t cut it.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 21, 2012 @ 2:12 pm

Well, your wish will be my command, I guess. I just think if we bombard ’em with rude shirts and ‘pon bomb ’em (see previous Vox, whereby I declared that pelting them w/ tampons and Kotex would be better than glitter bombing), then HEY – try and stop us.

I am woman, hear me snore. Or something like that. -AB

PS Cher, no way you ARE a slut. Just a shirt that declares you to be one. BIG diff, GF.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 21, 2012 @ 2:11 pm

Hmmmm….think I’ll make a tee shirt: ASK me about my abortion.

Just because….

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 20, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

Happy Birthday, ChoiceLady – I’m reading Lamb and laughing my ass off in your honor. I think I am/was Biff….foul mouthed, rowdy but unable to look the lambs in the face as they head to slaughter.

BTW: Your birthday this year falls on Norooz (the Persian New Year, which this year is 1391), so Norooz Mubarak, dear one! Party like it’s 1500 – go ahead!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 20, 2012 @ 6:49 pm

Weekend Music Thread – School Days

And from friends – Oui, on peut – or “Yes, we can” in Cajun patois.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLvgwHGlpdQ

Why I love southern LA………even w/ Bobby Jindal, and David Vitter and all the rest. There are GOOD people there!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2012 @ 6:21 pm

And not to be outdone, Kes – there’s the Italian gondolier version of a love song for our man……

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 17, 2012 @ 6:19 pm

GOP Politics – Winning at Any Cost

I’d like to sh*t on his head. Let’s hope the window is down……

My uncle Fritz used to chew tobacco and spit out the window. This was in the early 60s. No A/C, and the “tabacky juice” would fly back and aim for my cousin Sissy’s head (or mine, depending who was unlucky enough to sit behind Uncle Fritz and not Aunt Erna).

I imagine the same, tied to Romney’s roof, only making my own liquids.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 16, 2012 @ 4:50 pm

Weekend Music Thread – Girl Power

Only one voice needed to sum it up: ‘Retha!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XAI-PFQcA

and “Natural Woman”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 3, 2012 @ 9:55 am

Huffington Post Hacklines – Vol. 1

Forgive me AdLIb, for I have sinned and spoken ill of Mr. Limbaugh. Not to set a bad example to lalalu (LOVE your name!), but the pain med is making me grouchy. And let’s all pretend that that SO seldom happens….

The Blov either refers to me as “Lotus Blossom” or (my personal fave) Shezilla.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 3, 2012 @ 7:57 pm

Just got the ID change. I’m now “Funksands”.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 3, 2012 @ 9:46 am

Perfecto, as always, Dear Leader! I think Weekly World News is now PuffHo. Soon to be found: “Elvis’ Likeness Found in Bowl of Toilet!”

» Posted By AlphaBitch On March 3, 2012 @ 9:44 am

Weekend Music Thread – Wish You Were Here

Okey dokey pokies. Leaving you with this – best line EVER – “and now your memory is just another snake I got to kill” from Big Top Hat by the late great Stephen Bruton, cutest white man on the planet….

PS – Line for Santorum: “And I hear that God can punish you by answering your prayers”

PPS Stephen is not in the video – just the song. Too bad. He was eye candy fer shure. Used to go see him a few years ago in Austin at the Saxon Pub for $5 cover.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2012 @ 8:59 pm

And the hymn that echoes in my heart whenver I lose someone I love: Haven of Mercy

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2012 @ 2:03 pm

And my favorite song of all time, “If I Needed You”, from the late, great Townes Van Zandt, whom I was lucky enough to spend a few evenings with – and even one when he was sober (a rare occurrence).

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

Jim Croce “Time in a Bottle”.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2012 @ 1:51 pm

Weekend Music Thread – Baby, Baby

And this is dedicated to every mom and/or dad here. It’s one of my favorite songwriters, Scott Miller, singing a song he wrote for his godson, “Song for Jack Tymon”. I am not a baby person – they smell musty and make me nervous when they can’t/don’t/won’t hold up their heads – BUT – I sing this song to every friend’s baby I can while I nibble their little toes. It’s how I bond to them. It’s also the most perfect prayer for ANY child.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2012 @ 7:46 pm

And I remember watching, and thinking “F*ckin’ sell out”.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2012 @ 7:32 pm

And Jackson Browne, with the quintessential pregnancy song, Ready or Not:

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2012 @ 7:29 pm

From “Oh Brother” – Miss Emmylou, Gillian Welch and Alison Krauss – Go to Sleep You Little Baby

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2012 @ 7:20 pm

My mama would not let me play this song if my aunt and uncle came to visit. Too naughty. Why I loved the Stones, and “meh”ed the Beatles.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2012 @ 7:14 pm

“Good” is Anti-Republican

Ha-lo, all. Does it count as VWA if I had a bumper sticker that said “I’m voting for F*CK YOU in 2004”? I meant it and I was an angry voter. A compassionate voter, I voted for Gerald Ford cuz of that tamale shuck choking thing. An angry voter, I would have voted for the GUY who likely invented mattress sized feminine hygiene products over W.

OK, time to check out. Sigh. Misses to you all, hugs as well. See you somewhere down the road when life gets back on track. Thinking of you always, peeking every now and then – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 7, 2012 @ 4:33 pm

Jesus’ Blog – 2-1-2012

HA! Romoney is possessed by the ghostS of Ms. Ann Richards AND Molly Inimitable Ivins!! Good one, AdLib!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 2, 2012 @ 6:58 am

Huh. So I find 5 minutes to check out the Planet, and miss JC. I mean, JESUS CHRIST! Can’t a girl get a break? And I had big questions for the Savior of ALL mankind, too. One of them being:

If Mitt Romoney shows up at my door, and asks me to wash his feet, should I?

Or if Newt shows up, claiming he is hungry (and I suspect he is always hungry from the looks of things), should I feed him? Will he bite the hand that feeds him?

Do I have to protect Callista from a stoning since she is a whore/adultress? Won’t her hair protect her?

OK, more than ONE. But to think I missed you – JESUS CHRIST, am I pissed!

Love, AlphaBitch, your faithful servant (not slave)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 1, 2012 @ 7:07 pm

LIVE BLOG: Florida GOP Primary 2012 or “Can $16 Million in Negative Ads Buy an Election?”

*Sip* AAAHHHHH! Thankee kindly, Sir AdLib!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 31, 2012 @ 7:49 pm

Might I please have my pom marti to go? I have to go paint shoe molding for the new place tonight. Oh, what joy! But I can see a finish line AT LAST. Have fun, and write lots of snide remarks. I always enjoy peeking later if I miss the fun! – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 31, 2012 @ 3:35 pm

Weekend Music Thread – Let’s Stay Together

The Turtles – So Happy Together

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 28, 2012 @ 12:52 pm

WATCH & LIVE CHAT: President Obama’s 2012 State of the Union Address

Bits! Not to mention the total “waste” of paper and resources!!!!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 24, 2012 @ 5:35 pm

Now THAT’S a job I would NEVER take. I’d rather starve. Or maybe become a cannibal. Anything “butt” that!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On January 24, 2012 @ 5:30 pm

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