"It sure beats having Hillary as President," said Senator Jeff Sessions while wading knee deep through the bloody carnage of tens of thousands of dismembered Alabama citizens. "Can you imagine what her liberal policies would do to the people of this country?!"
The GOP Elite are so worried about having a nominee they can't control who will lose the General Election...that they would hand the nomination to a candidate they think they can control who has lost terribly in the Republican Primaries. So, replace the big loser...with an even bigger loser.
Tomorrow's primary in Wisconsin could be a remarkable turning point for the Republican party. If the results match the polling of the last week and Cruz beats Trump, the most despised Republican politician by Republicans could end up the likely nominee of their party.
Trump expressed that he was very excited about reaching out to women, saying that they have actually been asking for it. "I get it, they've been saying 'no' in the polls but I know women, they really means 'yes'."
"I know how it feels to be famous and wrongly accused by women of abusing them, believe me, it's a tough pill to swallow," Cosby announced to the cringe of attending journalists. "I love women just as Mr. Trump does, if they only knew how much, they'd be knocked out."
In a startling display of irrational hostility, Donald Trump accidentally beat himself up in front of a raucous crowd during a rally in Phoenix, Arizona today.
This could be the night Marco Rubio is knocked out of the GOP Primary, Kasich may win his first (and possibly only) primary and Donald Trump could become the only Republican with a mathematically viable path towards winning the GOP nom. Post your thoughts, observations and predictions on the night's results!
Amid the growing violence at Donald Trump rallies, his progress towards the Republican nomination and the frantic labors of the anti-Trump campaign by establishment Republicans, comes tonight's GOP debate and PlanetPOV will be hosting a live chat throughout.
Post your thoughts, observations and projections on tonight's primaries right here!
Coming on the heels of Mitt Romney's unintentionally ironic attack today on Trump, the knives will be out for Trump at the debate tonight from all directions. You're invited to join us right here for a live chat during the debate, the best way on The Planet to watch a debate!
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