Acknowledging his very high negatives with women voters, Donald Trump announced that he will be rolling out a new outreach effort intended to soften his image with women voters and attract more to support his campaign for President.
Titled, “Get in Bed with The Donald”, this multifaceted campaign will include personal interviews with Trump in which he will share what he finds most attractive in women, a social media blitz of images displaying his favorite women’s purses and shoes, favorite recipes and home schooling tips and a “beauty contest” of current female Trump supporters.
The centerpiece of this campaign-inside-a-campaign is a contest for women to tweet to him what they find most attractive about “The Donald” and the winner, who will be handpicked by him, will be flown out to the GOP Convention in Cleveland to become Trump’s escort throughout the convention.
Trump expressed that he was very excited about reaching out to women, saying that they have been asking for it. “I get it, they’ve been saying ‘no’ in the polls but I know women, it really means ‘yes’. I know they want to hear me say this before they’ll be with me so I’ll say it. I love women, no one loves women more than me and deep down, they know it, believe me, they know it. I care about all of the things women care about, I believe in marriage, if I didn’t, why would I get married three times? I believe in how smart they are, how really smart they are, like men. They know the value of a dollar, why do you think Melania is with me? I believe in how creative they are, the way they cook and decorate a house, how they can wear stiletto heels in bed and give up careers to stay at home to take care of the kids. You know, they blow me away, completely, that’s the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of women, being blown away.”
Trump expressed complete confidence that aided by this campaign, he would be able to turn around women and have them in the position that would allow him to stay on top.
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