Today the remaining Republican nominees roll the dice in Nevada and no matter how they fall, for the rest of the country, they crap out.
Just kidding our Republican friends. Tonight we’ll see if Trump wins by the yuuge margin that’s predicted and if Mr. Roboto can beat out Mr. Pants On Fire for 2nd place.
Meanwhile Kaptain Kristian Kasich will be ordering strippers to go back to their kitchens after voting for him and Ben Carson will be investigating if grain is stored in the Luxor.
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Hope to see you then!