Trump as Huckabee

This weekend, Mike Huckabee was admitted to a Little Rock, Arkansas hospital, suffering from what doctors describe as PTSD, or Post Trumpatic Stress Disorder. Mental health experts explain that the Republican Presidential candidates are especially vulnerable to this disorder, triggered by the emotional stress of being forgotten about and unable to get media attention since the entry of Donald Trump into the GOP Presidential Primary.

Currently under observation by mental health experts, Huckabee has been rambling incoherently about President Obama being Hitler, peaceful nuclear agreements being a march of Israelis into ovens and Obamacare forcing Jews to put mayonnaise on their pastrami sandwiches. As part of this tragic mental illness, not only is Huckabee uncontrollably using Nazi imagery to describe every opinion he opposes but he has begun wearing a Donald-Trump-style toupee and his Southern accent has changed overnight to resemble Donald Trump’s east coast accent.

Huckabee has been observed trying to fire all of the medical staff attending to him, filing for bankruptcy four times and calling for Latino orderlies by saying, “Tell the rapists I need a new bedpan.”

Unfortunately, doctors are expecting Huckabee’s condition to worsen. “We’ve still got Lindsay Graham and Rick Perry in our isolation ward…which coincidentally is the same term the GOP is using for the rest of their primary field,” explained Dr. Walter Irony. “Mr. Huckabee appears to have the most acute case of PTSD so far, we’re concerned about how much worse he will become when he runs out of Nazi imagery to get attention. We have started him on a media exposure drip, hooking an IV up to him from Sean Hannity’s posterior.”

The prognosis for Huckabee and other GOP candidates to overcome Post Trumpatic Stress Disorder isn’t encouraging. Doctors warn of its potential to become an epidemic that spreads throughout the Republican Party and are bracing for it by installing many banks of escalators for Republican candidates to use to enter their facilities in as Trumpian a way as possible.

“We’re preparing for the worst case scenario, we’ve made thousands of copies of a list comparing various Nazi persecutions of Jews to Obama policies, we’re training our Latino staff members to self-deport and we’ve instructed all our workers to incorporate the words, “huge”, “billion” and “worst” into any sentence they speak,” Dr. Irony stated.

 

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pinkpantheroz
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A saying that rings true for Huckabee, Trump, and, actually all the GOP candidates.

“The higher the monkey climbs the tree, the more he shows his arse”

Oscar Wilde.

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Hard to know what to say anymore, because the GOP have become a parody of themselves. They have no serious position on anything. Their only arguments are aimed toward stirring up their base, and as a result are uniformly stupid and stereotypical of themselves. Vilify immigrants. Go to war…again. Cut taxes on the rich, cut services to women, the poor and everyone else (the rich don’t need services, they supposedly exist as islands separate from the rest of us even though they still use our services: water, energy, sewage, garbage collection, and more). This year’s GOP has insulted pretty much everybody, it’s the most negative campaign yet.

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Adlib! Great post!You understand that people like Trump ad Huckabbee in that ridicule is what is called for as a response to them.They are not worth seriously getting worked up over or even responding to their worthless assertions.Keep it coming Ad-hilarious stuff!

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KillgoreTrout
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I agree B. Never underestimate the power of ridicule!

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SueInCa
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BTW, thanks for fixing my id

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KillgoreTrout
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Something was wrong with your id? Did Dr. Freud now about this? Hey Sue, just teasing. How are ya?

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SueInCa
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Hey Kt good to see you. Yes, I tried signing on a couple weeks ago and it would not accept my sign on – something about my security level was not high enough lol. Can you imagine my security level not being high enough? lol

Been kind of busy. I am now getting ready to open an online shop with Amazon. I was accepted for a pilot program with them for handmade items.

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KillgoreTrout
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That sounds pretty cool. I hope your business goes well.

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SueInCa
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Too, too funny Adlib. The comedic comments coming from the GOP are too much. I am actually trying to ignore all of their silliness but it is hard when they are plastered everywhere all day long. I have a feeling the media is going to be left, once again, with their mouths dropped open in puzzlement on election days though.

I only want one thing out of the GOP clown car and that is to be in one of Hucklebee’s town hall meetings where random questions are allowed. I have mine all ready.

“Mr. Hucklebee do you regret giving Maurice Clemmons a full pardon because he found Baptist Jesus? Because he went on to murder, in cold blood, 4 Seattle police officers. Do you hold any of the responsibility for their deaths?” I expect crickets or a full denial or possibly to be led out of the hall. Just in case, though, I have a friend secretly recording lol

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Seeing hate is so revealing, when watching the Huckster make these atrocious statements his face was frightening, he seems lost in the ecstasy of hate for the President. And what is truly appalling is that some, maybe many, Americans believe him!! Hitler had the same look when preaching hate against the Jews, that insane ‘glow’!!

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kesmarn
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“[L]ost in the ecstasy of hate” is a great way to phrase it, gyp46. That’s exactly what’s going on.

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It seems our great country is devolving into something I do not recognize, I am 69, have voted since the ’68 election, against ‘Tricky Dick’, have followed politics since the ’60 election while in high school, never have I seen such vitriol and hate, seems many wish for another internal war, such a shame for our nation.

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KillgoreTrout
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Mike Huckabee to the hospital finance department…”Holo-much-is-this- causting me?”

Am I covered by the Aryan Care Act?

Ok, I’ll stop now! 😉

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pinkpantheroz
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Brilliant as usual, Ad! I do hear that the huckster sits in his corner practicing ‘Excuse Me, Excuse Me’s constantly.

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Kalima
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Very funny, AdLib!

Such an awful person without social skills or any sign of finesse, should not even be in charge of a cesspool, never mind the highest office in the land.

The ironic thing is that the majority of Jewish Americans support the Iran deal. Will post the article in Thursday’s MB.

Hey Huckeewannabebibi, put that in your pipe and smoke it. He’s talking out of the hole he sits on as usual.

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KillgoreTrout
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I think the best palliative care for Huckabee, would be an old Croquet Mallet! 😉

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fjb
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Great photo!
The huckster is a religious zealot and there is but one mindset for them; stupidity.

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kesmarn
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“Paging Dr. Godwin… Dr. Godwin…”

I would say that Huckabee and friends are at risk for cardiac arrest, but I’m pretty sure you have to have a heart for that to happen. So we’ll just have to settle for whatever kind of arrest we can get for these guys.

Terrific article as always, AdLib. The President really nailed it today — just a whole lot of attention-seeking.

The shriller they get, the better he looks. (And so do Sanders, and even Hillary.)

Keep on shrieking, GOP!

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KillgoreTrout
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Absoutely Homie! I think Trump is giving these cretins the false impression that they can get away with showing more of their true selves. Uh Oh! These nut bags are actually tossing their dog whistles
in the can, trying to out asshole Trump!

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kesmarn
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Good point, Homie! The dog whistles are long gone. They’re overtly bigoted these days, and when they’re confronted they just double-down.

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KillgoreTrout
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Shoah me the way, to a stronger USA!-Mike Huckabee!

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funksands
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All Barack Obama Did Was Follow Mike Huckabee’s Advice On Iran

“We cannot live with al Qaeda, but we might be able to live with a contained Iran. Iran will not acquire nuclear weapons on my watch. But before I look parents in the eye to explain why I put their son’s or daughter’s life at risk, I want to do everything possible to avoid conflict. We have substantive issues to discuss with Tehran.”

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, 2008

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mike-huckabee-iran-deal_55b652c5e4b0224d8832d032

Poor Mike, all your rational comments are going to come back and bite you in the ass as you are trying to get your full Trump-de-Dump on.

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Nirek
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Ad, once again you have outdone yourself. Huck is dangerous though. Unfortunately he has too many people who qualify as “Bible thumpers” and believe his version of the Bible. They seem to be crazy to me.

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