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AdLib On December - 5 - 2012

Goodbye. Me am Bizarro Superman and me hired by Orange Face Man to make nonsense plan of Republicans not sound like nonsense…so me make it non-nonsense.

To end, deficit am most dangerous thing in universe. That why we not want to raise taxes to pay it down. We am against wealthy paying more taxes, so we say stop deductions to make wealthy pay more taxes.

We not give details of cuts and loopholes because it hurt us with public so we yell at Democrats for not giving details.

Bush tax cuts all go away at end of year no matter what so we say, we not allow Bush tax cuts to go away.

Orange Face Man hold many press conferences instead of negotiating to tell public that Obama wasting time talking to public instead of negotiating.

Republicans lose election for President, Senate and get less votes for House so we say country prove they want us to keep being in charge and acting crazy.

Our good plan to help 98% of Americans have more money is to give more money to wealthy 2%.

We not agree with Obama on Fiscal Cliff because we want good economy and that proved by last two years of us stopping him from helping economy.

Only way to make deal happen is compromise which is why we say Obama need to do what we want.

Firstly, on Obamacare, we fight Obama cause he not listen to what majority of Americans want. On more taxes for wealthy, we fight Obama cause he listen to what majority of Americans want.

Me hope you now know why Republicans make non-nonsense. Now me am going to rest tired brain and not think…me watch Fox News.


Written by AdLib

My motto is, "It is better to have blogged and lost hours of your day, than never to have blogged at all."

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  1. AdLib says:

    Watching Boehner and the Republicans flailing around futilely over the Fiscal Cliff but trying to look in control reminds me of a famous Monty Python scene:

  2. Kalima says:

    Giving them a little more credit than they deserve there AdLib. The “mandarin orange” man is also an ignorant, bad-mannered sob.

    John Boehner’s Holiday Party Snub


    • AdLib says:

      When you’re a leader in a party where showing childish spite for the leader of your country and your government is mandatory or you will be “primaried”, this is what you do.

      The article is right, if Boehner was photographed acting like a reasonable adult around Obama, the morons that make up the core of his party would be outraged.

      “We’re Republicans, we’re supposed to look like petty, vindictive assholes! You hurting our image!”

      Hmm…next time around, perhaps the GOP should be compared to 5 year old brats…but that would be insulting to the brats.

  3. Nirek says:

    Adlib, scary as it is I understood what BS (Bizarro Superman) said. I have to say he and the “orange faced man” make about as much sense as any other republican idea lately.

    Good explanation of the GOP. Thanks for making it as clear as mud, or that orange stuff on “orange faced man”.

    You made me *chuckle*.

    • AdLib says:

      Thanks Nirek!

      I knew that the Republicans were sounding very familiar to me, just took a while to realize where I had heard their reasoning before.

      And the term “Bizarro” fits them as well.

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