Displaying 1,471 To 1,500 Of 2,240 Comments I repent and promise not to do “it” anymore. Will you please let me know what “it” is?? The sight and sounds of blubberpuss dancing while pussyblub sings is absolutely scaring me straight. (NOTE: please see comments below re: the professor. I’m already THAT kind of straight. It’s the other type of straight that I curve on!) Delightful, Q, simply delightful! » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 20, 2011 @ 9:09 am With apologies for the camera clicks and the fact it is not the songwriters version, but it is ONE (and maybe the only) good thing about Texas: Joe Ely singing Terry Allen’s “Gimme a Ride to Heaven”
» Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 8:05 pm Oh Bito! I so love this. Is it a bumper sticker??? It should be! » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 7:55 pm Dear God: If I read this tonight, am I excused from church tomorrow? I really need to attend the Altar of the Mattress. Mary Ann or Ginger? I had not thought about it. You know my preferences. Why not the Professor vs. …………….. HEY! Why did I get screwed out of a choice? REALLY???? Gilligan? The Skipper? Thurston? Sheesh, c’mon Big Guy. Why not even the score and pit Ginger vs. Lovey Howell? Hate to say it, Big Guy, but I think the Y chromosomes get some favoritism. I mean, you were all about having (being?) a son. Where’s the daughter? Couldn’t face the monthly blues? NOW who’s tough? And when Cain slew Abel and went off and came back married, how did he find a wife? Just askin’. With all due respect, AlphaandOmegaBitchnotDog » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 7:19 pm Great one, Caru! Couldn’t resist reading it before I log off. What seems to escape the gov is that these are PUBLIC sector jobs. For example: It’s not a private school, so they can’t decide to NOT take a student. The teachers teach children with behavorial and medical problems. The fireman doesn’t get to decide whether or not he has to save the alcoholic who set the building on fire. The police can’t decide NOT to take a call for the umpteenth time on a domestic violence issue. Why? BECAUSE they serve the PUBLIC. The good, the bad and the downright ugly. They don’t have a chance to make millions or increase the dividends of their “company” to get more money. Or to NOT serve certain people. Collective bargaining which helps form the “golden” parachute is the ONLY way to lure some folks into working what can be thankless jobs. Sure, there are some that need to go. But even that stubborn, ineffective, inefficient DMV lady (you know her, no matter where you live – she’s the one with the wig on slightly crooked, and the lipstick slightly smeared) has to take a load of crap each day that I would likely lean over and punch someone for. So she may not be the best, but (in the words of Charlie Robison), she may be “the best that I can do”. I certainly don’t want her job, even with the benes. I’ve never been pro-union, but I certainly understand the concept of strength in numbers. It’s not needed any more than now. Of course, that just my POV. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 10:04 am AlphaBitch because I was leading a pack of Afghan children (my “pups”) through their time here as high school exchange students, and SOMEONE needed to be the biggest dog in the yard, to protect them and nurture them and to frighten anyone who would accuse them of anything nefarious. Wolf packs are lead occasionally by a female, hence the name. Plus the snarly picture fit me well. My husband has referred to me as either “Lotus Blossom” or (more frequently) “Shezilla”. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 18, 2011 @ 3:00 pm Ah, but I see him in me all the time. I know he would have been proud of the me I turned out to be, and he is always in my thoughts. The hubby of almost 30 years is now my sun, as is my “son” from Afghanistan. WAIT1 Can a girl have two suns???? What oh what will Bill O’Reilly say? “Who put those suns there, huh? Who???” Well, Bill – who put your FACE on your ASS since you have shit for brains??????????? (Sorry for the cussing and the snarkiness. I’m tired and must go now. Nice chatting with you – see you this weekend. I’ll try to clean it up, but no promises.) » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:44 pm Is Theno’s Dairy still there? With Vivian’s Pride ice cream? OMG, it was the BEST I ever had. Used to be real involved at Chateau Ste. Michelle, helping with (of all things) a bluegrass festival. Loads of fun. Worked for the lawyer who helped start the winery. Too bad I only liked beer and hard liquor! We lived on Union Hill Road, off the Redmond-Fall City road. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:38 pm Hey Orcas! Used to live in Redmond. Went to Orcas several times. Traveled most of WA state. Sad to say, but I loved Zillah. Hey! I’m a south Texas kind of girl, and I loved the ranch hands and the cool restaurant that I have learned finally closed. The San Juans were incredible, and I would love to go boating through them some day. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:22 pm HA! I’ll tell you about the Pup’s experience and his “concern” about swimmiing with such scary looking fish as the huge channel catfish in the springs in W. Texas. Let’s talk. I have work to do end of April in Santa Fe w/ the Folk Art Museum folks, and I want to see my Baby Girl at her college. But Pagosa……..aaahhhhhhhh………. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:20 pm Was, Wolf. He died in 1982. I thought my world had ended, even though I married the Blov six months before he died. My dad thought I hung the moon and the stars, and he WAS my sun. PS The reason I went the Campfire Girl route was that I liked the uniforms better. And it was actually the Bluebirds that dissed me. I never made it to Campfire Girls proper, in the interest of full disclosure. You are TOO funny, and I am glad you are on the Planet! » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:14 pm Hey Ecat! You know Alpha Pup, who is living with the Blov and me now, is one of TWO of the chirren from Afghanistan who actually went camping with me and the Blov! I still love camping, although at my age, it’s more car camping w/ all the conveniences of home. AND I now love old folks, seeing as how I am creeping up on that time of life myself. Let’s meet in Pagosa. I might come late April. I’ll send mail. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:06 pm I got kicked out of campfire girls. Really. Debbie Hobbs’ mother was our leader. Debbie had the ability to crack me up big time. Come the father-daughter dance, and our troop (which was Napolean Dynamite-ish in its total lack of skills) was to sing some stupid ass song about being “God’s Little Rainbow” or some other crap. So Debbie and I had a giggle fest, and after disrupting the other girls, had to go sit down without providing one second of talent to the talent show. My daddy loved me anyways. Not so much Mrs. Hobbs. The next day, she phoned my mom and suggested that perhaps the Brownies MIGHT be a better match for me. True story. And thus I became a Brownie/Girl Scout. Also without talent or badges, but at least I had a troop. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 6:58 pm Hey hey Pollyanna! Nice to see you, bluegrass buddy. I’m ordering your periodic tables this year as gifts. How lovely and unique! Hope all is well with you, and so happy to see you back. BTW: there is a wonderful song by the Avett Brothers about “there’s a darkness within me that’s blinded by light”. I think it’s called “Head Full of Doubt”. Or should be. -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 11:38 am Help Keep The Planet In Orbit – Donate Today Ah, Boomer! the Blov once set fire to our home in WA by making popcorn. He is now confined to microwave types only……. And one of my kids once turned on the wrong burner and fried my old cast iron griddle. Luckily the Blov bought me a new one for Christmas. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 19, 2011 @ 9:35 am He was standing next to Crybaby Boehner, who was buying MD 20/20 and Prick-les (a wee SMALL can of Prick-les at that). And LOVE the Deuteronomy Free Shop. Is that next to Levitical Legal Advising mall attorneys???? » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 7:54 pm Boomer: let me warn you – the mice will only abuse their pad. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 1:58 pm Simply LOVE your moniker, but I have to warn you – my husband, the never-posting-often-lurking-Sarah Palinesque malaprops guy (The Blovicator) thinks HE is coffee god! We even invented our own special coffee drink for those special weekends – the “Americremo”. It’s an Americano with a shot of heavy (yes, I can hear the arteries slamming shut – I said for SPECIAL weekends) cream. Yum yum. Good option with a pretty pink mug……… » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 1:57 pm Jinx! Hey – let’s meet at Book People sometime soon. Can’t this weekend,but soon???? Maybe Pocket Watch will join us……. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 1:54 pm Done. Was I early or late? I’d like a pink mug, please. And I will try to take part each quarter with a donation. Thanks to you and the crew for all you do (unintentional poetry). Now off to work at PBS – it’s YIKES Day all over again w/ proposed funding cuts. PlanetPOV – let’s keep it in orbit! » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 16, 2011 @ 6:12 am Your Valentine’s Day open thread Pepe! You little stinker, you. Happy Valentine’s Day to all my friends here on PPOV, and to those I’ve yet to “meet”. Today I’m stressed out, returning to work after 2 weeks to the BIG EVENTS, for which I prepared for weeks. YIKES Day. The Blov had made my breakfast and coffee – something quite out of the ordinary – and gave me truffles and a new MP3 player. His card meant a lot, considering what we have been through in the past two weeks. The Pup gave me what is probably the sweetest, most heartfelt card ever. I teared up. (Bito, honey, you would have needed a case of Kleenex) So here’s wishing you all to take a minute and remember those who love you and whom you love. Let them know. Pepe: Thank you for giving us the springboard. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 14, 2011 @ 5:15 am Google image of Bat Boy and google image of Michele. Uncanny family resemblance, down to the eyelashes……. Sorry – I hardly have time to post, much less learn how to upload photos at this point. But someday, I swear to ya….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 9:55 am BRILLIANT! » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 9:52 am HA! I used to buy Weekly World News just to read about BatBoy, who bears an uncanny resemblance to his mom, BatBachman. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 17, 2011 @ 7:44 am Transcript Theatre: Outtakes From Bill O’Reilly’s Interview With President Obama What a way to start the day! Laughter is my siren call, my drug of choice. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 13, 2011 @ 6:25 am Girl! :My hair was not real, so it was HUGE! Of course, I was with a professionally trained Suggin, and she once “fissed me up” with a blonde wig (jealous, AdLib? See, I can be “blonde”, too!) that looked like Marie Antoinette ran headfirst into Dolly Parton. It was SO big that I had to tilt my head, just to fit inside my pickemup truck. I wore it at the Trashy Woman contest, along with red and black striped spandex unitard and red fish scale jacket, fishnet hose w/ 4″ red pumps. My husband’s boss (at Microsoft) talked me into gluing my fake fingernails on (I have German working hands, thus no nails to speak of). Damn if that Super Glue did not work as advertised, and I had a hell of a time with it coming off! » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 12, 2011 @ 5:25 pm Cher: We once had a going away party for a friend that was “White Trash Food” themed. We made pigs in the blanket w/ VIGHanna sausages, jello mold w/ fruit cocktail, spam on a paper plate and the best – vegetable soup without one fresh vegetable (all canned). I have a great photo from that venture, if I can find it. Course, the gals all dressed up Suggin (aka White Trash) There. So now you aren’t alone. Strength in numbers and Egypt and all that. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 12, 2011 @ 4:15 pm Friday Music Thread–Moving to The Planet Soon, Gonna Buy… Thanks for promoting my boyfriend, Jackson B! (Actually, I have a copy of his set list from Telluride some years ago, snatched from a friend backstage for me. That’s as closes as it gets.) And thanks for the hippie reference – hippie pink commie fag as it was usually packaged “back then”. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2011 @ 3:43 pm Ooohh! Good one. » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2011 @ 3:40 pm Yessir he did. But a big thanks to Arlo for making it more famous as well, huh? » Posted By AlphaBitch On February 11, 2011 @ 1:45 pmComments Posted By AlphaBitch
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