Displaying 1,261 To 1,290 Of 2,240 Comments Weekend Music Thread – Take Me Away My favorite song you’ve probably never heard – Uncle Walt’s Band “Aloha”. UWB was an Austin institution. Walter died in the Jet Blue plane crash in the 90s, Champ died of lung cancer in 2001(?). David lives. So does their music, in the hearts of many Austinites and Texans. Love ya, Walter!
» Posted By AlphaBitch On July 23, 2011 @ 3:22 pm Suh-weet! And the blue eye shadow (really???) is dead on. You are such a fashionista, AdLib! » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 21, 2011 @ 3:45 pm Adonai – how can you tell? Is this a trick question?? » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 21, 2011 @ 12:11 pm Hey KQ: you realize Bat Boy debuted in Weekly World News (as shown) in 1992, loooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggg before Ms. Bachmann? Eerie, isn’t it??? Enough to give you a migraine. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 21, 2011 @ 12:10 pm Hey AdLib: There’s even a video on Youtube of Karl stuttering, interlaced with Porky stuttering. They repeat the stutters for faaarrrrr too long – watch only a few seconds. You’ll get the gist.
» Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 6:51 pm Hey there cyrano – yeppers. Every time I saw that photo of Ms. Bachmann, I flashed back to the cover of Weekly World News, with Bat Boy. Guess I wasn’t the only one…nice to find the side by side. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 6:36 pm hey KT – watch your language! Sincerely, Alpha Bitch » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 6:35 pm Again, you decide. [img]http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/images/080206_karl_rove_hmed_12p.h2.jpg[/img] [img]http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5241/classicporkypigclipartpek4.jpg[/img] (HT to AdLib. Watch out world) » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 5:21 pm Bachmann, or Bat Boy? I post, you decide! [img]http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/8a8506fe-7367-4043-8d27-619b8ace1fe1.jpg[/img] » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 5:14 pm I wanna play!!!!! But I’ve no time (per usual) to see how to post that image. Videos, I gots. Pix – not so much. so here is my nominee – and trust me, I’ve seen the man up close – Porky Pig as Karl Rove. Just listen to him sometime and you will hear – “bah dee bah dee bah dee”. Squeal like the pig you are, Karl. With great sincerity – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 6:03 am The Debt Ceiling Crisis Thread I prefer: Don’t fuck with me. Gots to point the finger (index) when saying it though w/ “the” glare stare. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 15, 2011 @ 1:38 pm Cher: YES. For gosh sakes, I can send that to someone as is and see if they know a screenwriter who could do it AND keep it close to the facts. I hate it when a movie doesn’t match the true story – ie, Charlie Wilson’s War. Just ask Khirad…..(JOANNE -HERRING IS A TOO TIGHT FACED OLD OLD OLD RELIGIOUSLY FANATIC WOMAN WHO ALWAYS MORE CLOSELY RESEMBLED JOAN RIVERS, NOT JULIA ROBERTS) Get my email, and let’s chat. – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 14, 2011 @ 1:05 pm Cher- I excel at “celebrity look-alikes”, which is why I am sure you hired me to be Mr. Clooney’s personal assistant in the making of your story. Seriously. Do a treatment and send it off. Have AdLib/Kalima give you my email. I have “people” that could look at it…… P.S. I was a little uncertain, but realized it was Rush when he was younger and thinner…….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 14, 2011 @ 11:16 am Is that second badly stuffed animal Rush Limbaugh? Goodness gracious, I had not realized he had passed (anything but gas, that is). » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 14, 2011 @ 8:52 am No Daily Planet Today-Apologies! Cher: Good job, and you are well excused! I thank you most sincerely. -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 13, 2011 @ 3:23 pm All The News That’s Fit to Pit Kes: the Blov once dressed up for Halloween, with a brown polyester leisure suit from the 80s, vaseline in his hair, paraffin flakes on his shoulders, and a dab of red fingernail polish on his chin, to simulate a shaving boo-boo. When asked what he was supposed to be, he replied “An insurance salesman! Hey baby, want a piece of the ‘rock’?” with his hands in his pockets. now you see why we have been married for 30 years…… As funny as we can all be here, NO ONE beats the Blov when he is on a roll. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 8, 2011 @ 12:46 pm GOP Lawmakers Replaced With High Functioning Protozoa Under Newly Signed “Austerity Measures” Khirad – great idea. it’s why BSM makes da big bucks here. Or send it to Jon/Stephen. Too funny for exclusive Planet use. Way to go, BSM. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 10, 2011 @ 4:59 am Only so many hours in the day…and mine are running short. I have a “newbie” here – the sixth of my seven kids just got back in the US for school. She will be in Virginia. Need to go talk to her for a while, so adios dear ones. Hope to see you again soon. – AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On August 31, 2011 @ 6:26 pm Once you go POV, you’ll never go HP. Oh wait – that’s the same as POS, right? BTW: You will have mail. Soon. » Posted By AlphaBitch On August 31, 2011 @ 6:23 pm HA! I had “Once you go Planet, you’ll never pan it” » Posted By AlphaBitch On August 31, 2011 @ 6:13 pm CAT! Did you get to Pagosa? I did…..ahhhhhhh! Unfortunately, we went to ABQ on the way home, then the Blov went to Alamogordo to see White Sands. It was 123F in the car. I stayed in the not-so-nice hotel, in the AC and the pool. But Pagosa…ahhhhhh….. » Posted By AlphaBitch On August 31, 2011 @ 5:49 pm Adonai: I have a new motto: You can’t negotiate with crazy. I used to spend hours trying to make a reasoned argument, proving points, etc. – you know, that “fact-ey” thing that Stephen Colbert doesn’t really like too much. Then i realized: you can’t negotiate with crazy. And I decided most of them are just that. Time’s a wastin’. Prefer using it more wisely now, talking to my own Planet, working with the children. Leave the crazies be. -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On August 31, 2011 @ 5:12 pm Huh. Marlboro VT never looked so lovely. After the 110F day today, I mean that. -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On August 28, 2011 @ 5:00 pm BSM: Today (in the heat and all) I feel like I WAS an 8th grader in 1895. Geez, this is a hard one – I’ll have to wait until I have a spare 5 hours (like on the 12th of Never) -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 21, 2011 @ 12:14 pm Hey Bito: Nighty night and a big wet one for posting this. You are the besto. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 19, 2011 @ 6:53 pm I’ve only been there 4 times, and I laughed! Too funny. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 15, 2011 @ 4:12 pm jkk – Where did you move? Naples? Sanibel? Hope it is someplace spectacular! » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 15, 2011 @ 9:07 am The Blov wants a two-state solution for the U.S. now. One for elitists and one for dummies. Guess where TX will fall? Now I have to start packin’. (Er- I mean packinG, since we will move to Elite U.S.A.!) (And by packing, I mean household goods, not “heat” – see? Language difficulties already…….) » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 15, 2011 @ 5:53 am Ahhhh, Whatsie! I’m going to the gym, and trying to “downsize” a bit. but somehow your kind words make it seem good…. » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 11, 2011 @ 5:22 pm Khirad: swap you a Beck for a John Hagee. He’s twice as big – worth so much more! -AB » Posted By AlphaBitch On July 11, 2011 @ 3:33 pmComments Posted By AlphaBitch
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