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JOIN THE LIVE BLOG TONIGHT: GOP Debate at Reagan Library

I predict Sistah Sarah will have to jump in; God’s probably on the main line for her right now.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:15 pm

Whoop! There you go – terrorists in Mexico.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:14 pm

And left the stiff spray in her hair. poor thing – look at those split ends.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:11 pm

I suspect the Muslims are next, once they finish Mexicans. Poor Rick – this used to BE Mexico.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:10 pm

Our God, Ms. K.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:07 pm

Hang on – Perry on edumacashun.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:05 pm

Poot tends to exaggerate his self-worth. Think of the chubby kid in your third grade class who kept cutting farts. Poot. Recognize him?

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 6:02 pm

He’s the crazy aunt, let out of the attic for a spell.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:56 pm

Perry is a great debater, huh Begala? Ha ha ha ha. Who wants to bet that he won’t be able to make any “real” debates – that is, is he survives tonight. Fightin’ fires and hustlin’ sheep and all that.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:54 pm

Silly rabbit. These are Republicans. So the short answer is “no”.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:53 pm

Anyone else think Michelle has lost the “My Belle” factor? She looks pancaked to death.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:52 pm

Not a clue.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:49 pm

Nancy was scary because her head was so much bigger than expected. Too bad it didn’t hold that many brains.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:48 pm

actually, it was a lot of Afghans who helped break the back of the Soviets. hey ECAT! Nice to see ya.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:46 pm

Ooohhhh….and now Fancy Nancy. Sweet.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:46 pm

For his craziness? yep, he’s a keeper.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:44 pm

Was Air Force One. given Ronnie’s age and how many years have passed since he was “in”, probably first model since Wilbur & Orville.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:43 pm

Hola from Hell’s Half Acre (aka Texas). Wow! We win – with two crazies in the debate tonight.

Pup is watching with interest, now that he is taking speech. The Blov played the drinking game, every time he sensed bullshit. Note to self: buy more beer. Put the Blov to beddy bye as he is already skunked (sorta).

How’s it going here? Gonna scroll down and read some. Carry on, mates.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 7, 2011 @ 5:42 pm

Weekend Music Thread – We Can Work It Out

A tribute to the coal miners, and a big F*CK YOU to Don Blankenship from Massey Coal. Patty Loveless LIVE – You’ll Never Leave Harlan Alive. Truly the music and story of her dad are haunting. H/T to Darryl Scott, who wrote the song:

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 3, 2011 @ 7:17 pm

From my buddy, Tim O’Brien – “Workin'”. Live folks, and as good as it can get in my opinion. I was there.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 3, 2011 @ 6:04 pm

Can we talk? What do you say when the person asking is a right-winger?

Geez Louise, Kes. You nailed it. THEY are perfect, at least in their eyes (so much for that pesky Biblical Micah 6:8 – “For what am I to do but do justice, love mercy and walk HUMBLY with my God?”
(sorry – this is from top of head B/4 coffee or MB – might not be perfect, but it is the gist)

I once had a similar encounter w/ a friend, and spent hours doing research – nay, days – and then calmly rebutted her with facts. She backed off, we stayed friends, and we DO share things now. I apologized before replying, but just wanted her to know that I would not back down, and would “fact” her to death if needed. Unfortunately, with our computer crash of April, I lost all the data. I tried to find it for you – couldn’t. And as you know, don’t have time to reconstruct.

But I think Ms. Probably Has a Cellar of The Emergency Food Glenn Beck Was Hawking would not listen.

Love you, Kes, for your even trying. Let it go, walk away, and get back to the positive. You’ll see it when you go back to helping those who need help, not those who insist they don’t. – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 6, 2011 @ 5:15 am

Kes: Wow. I loved the “I’m not a “stats” person as a rule, I just go with my gut feelings.”

Isn’t THAT the same comedy bit that Stephen Colbert uses? He doesn’t like facts, he just goes w/ his gut. Doesn’t listen to his head, just listens to his gut.

So…try this: Lemon meringue pie. Fried chicken. Pot roast.

BTW; It would be interesting to see her. Try to google her and see if she does indeed “go with her gut”.

‘Tis a pity. Sad, fearful, jealous – so many images come to mind (aside from brainwashed or its less kind synonyms).

So my advice to you: Tell her you will pray for her. She’ll probably hate it! – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 5, 2011 @ 2:48 pm

Oh kes! I am so proud to know you. You are truly, truly remarkable. I loved every word that you so rightly wrote. I haven’t read all the comments yet – time is, as always, of the essence – but my take is that you “fought” on your friend’s turf. I love debating the Christians who adhere to the prosperity “gospel” – because it simply doesn’t exist. I had to spend a lot of time, reading not only the words of Jesus and the New Testament, but also countless books from religious scholars. I can thump the Bible back at them as hard or harder than they can thump at me. And I try and use ONLY the words of Jesus, as presented in the King James Bible, because they won’t argue with that.

I love and respect my deeply committed evangelical friends – there are not many I can truly call friends, but there are some. We sit calmly, and sweetly, and each one explains where we are coming from. I quit being invited to prayer meetings after quoting from Matthew, where Jesus gave the admonishment not to pray in public, but rather to go into a closet and pray in private. In return, when I felt the need to have someone pray WITH me, I turn to these people and we find a private place to hold hands, silently pray and I set them off on their prayer path because I know they are true and kind. I trust their intent when they pray FOR me.

But whatever task you find – be in Afghanistan, politics, religion – you simply CANNOT just fight with cold hard facts. You have to KNOW their turf or you just don’t stand a ghost of a chance at “winning”. By learning about “them”, you see they are like “us”.

I often told my host families that we all wanted the exact same thing for America; we just disagreed on how to get there, and that was OK. And many of these conservative, evangelicals made wonderful homes for my chibos. And they became and remain friends.

So good luck, and GREAT job! – AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 2, 2011 @ 7:47 am

9/11 10th Anniversary Coverage – Rememberence or Terror Porn?

AdLib: I just read the scariest article EVER in Vanity Fair in the April 2011 issue called “A Declaration of Cyber-War” by Michael Joseph Gross. We have had so many problems with our computer – now I think we might have the StuxNet virus (after reading all the symptoms). My many calls to Afghanistan, my contacts with foreign nationals, all made me realize that it would not come without scrutiny; but since I have absolutely nothing to hide – go ahead. Waste time and money looking. This is something much, much more nefarious and dangerous in my mind. It kept me up until 3AM.

Hopefully it is available on line; if not, get thee to a library and read it. The future looks bad.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On September 2, 2011 @ 7:54 am

God’s Blog – 8-25-2011

And I was made in the image of God!

» Posted By AlphaBitch On August 27, 2011 @ 9:34 am

Rut-ro! I saw there were 69 comments posted. Being a good Christian woman, I can’t let that number stand….any more than the 666 tattooed on Dick Cheney’s forehead (which is why he has now lost his hair).

you’re welcome.

» Posted By AlphaBitch On August 26, 2011 @ 1:58 pm

Dear God! I read your message, and while I am ALWAYS glad to hear from you, I have to say I’m a little teeny tiny bit disappointed in that I had kinda sorta hoped that you were in fact burning up Texas with this insufferable drought, and sending Irene to hit some silly old Republican governors states, and that the earthquake had hit Cantor’s zone as a test of some sorts to see if you could bring them to their knees and make them admit that government IS useful. I mean, I’ve had 40+ days of 100F here, with a brief shower only once (yesterday for 10 minutes). Are you “zoning” me for my FUTURE home, because I had actually HOPED that these were happening as part of a grand lesson plan? I’d like to appear before the board if so.

Anyways, thanks for ice cream. Especially cookies and cream. (Note: I have also taken to eating frozen Oreos straight from the freezer – Yum!). Keep up the good work, and let me know what I can do (although I’m not quite as good with the natural disaster stuff).

Your pal, AlphaBitch

» Posted By AlphaBitch On August 26, 2011 @ 7:48 am

It’s PlanetPOV’s 2nd Anniversary! Please Support our Donation and Membership Drive!

Hmmm…you say of course I can go to Hawaii w/ you, KQ says “no”. Now, let’s see…your response is dated two minutes later than KQ’s, so of course it is the most up to date one….

Nice to see you guys. We’ve been on vaca for a while; back home, trying to catch up w/ bills and work. Fun, fun….

Maybe someday I’ll get back to orbit here…..-AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On August 20, 2011 @ 1:54 pm

Bito: Just sent in a “donation” – last time it was for a mug, this time I’m holding out for the corporate jet/corporate condo in Hawaii with YOU!!

(Not to say that AdLib is pimping you out or anything……)

» Posted By AlphaBitch On August 20, 2011 @ 1:17 pm

Two Fat Men Walk Into a Bar … and Meet Chris Matthews

Good Grief, Charlie AdLib! There was a pile up and I wasn’t even called? I mean, I’m busy beyond belief; but I did manage to get on to make my donation, flirt with Bito – and then return to my own orbit for a while. Meanwhile, someone is mean to one of OUR Planetarians, and I knew nothing/nada/zip about this???/

Not that your other “troops” (to use one of the Pup’s fave terms – he calls my cat Sargent First Class, which is a true misnomer) didn’t rise to the occasion under Generalissima Kalima, but you can just imagine how an Alpha Bitch is just _itching for a chance to jump in!

Sigh. Time to spend more time on the planet. Welcome, Dorothy. There’s no place like POV. And carry on, pups. You’re doing swell without me. But I’ve got your backs if you need….-AB

» Posted By AlphaBitch On August 21, 2011 @ 8:08 am

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