GOP

Republican candidates will once again gather on the debate stage to complain about being asked to debate! Or something like that! You're invited to join us here at PlanetPOV for a live chat during tonight's debates!

Some folks have proposed that you can tell a lot about candidates by which tv shows are their favorites. So with that in mind, consider the names of the tv shows that each of them have listed as their favorites.

"By removing the need for doctors to be licensed, we could get all kinds of new and exciting approaches in medicine! Why not let a barista do liposuction? A jackhammer operator give a colonoscopy? Or a clown be a brain surgeon?"

To win a GOP debate, you don't present a policy on the issues, you don't argue principles, you don't literally win a debate over any particular topic, you simply need to show that you are the best at hatin'.

Tonight is the third debate for the Star Wars bar scene characters...er... Republicans...well, maybe I was right the first time. And PlanetPOV will once again be hosting a live chat to which you are invited!

"I'm proud to be a Democrat where at least I can fistbump. And I won't forget the Repubs who've tried, to elect a douche named Trump."

Money is a figment of our collective imagination. Its value is what we say it is, it is its utility that is being undermined by hoarders.

This is now like watching the Titanic from the iceberg's point of view, The Republicans, helmed by the Tea Party, are cruising slowly but steadily towards destruction and all on board are completely helpless and clueless to change their course.

It could complete the trajectory of the GOP into becoming a permanent minority party once they prove not only that giving them power is disastrous for the nation but that destruction isn't a design flaw in their plans, it's a feature.

"The folks at Fox News have been fantastic, it's really a great fit for me," Satan stated. "I think we're on the same page which makes working with them seamless."