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Posted by AdLib On Apr - 14 - 2014 21 COMMENTS

Just last November, pundits were saying that Obamacare’s troubled rollout doomed it to failure and Chris Christie was so nationally popular, he was the odds on favorite to win the GOP Presidential primary and perhaps the White House.

Posted by AdLib On Mar - 3 - 2014 111 COMMENTS

Putin’s game plan has been clear, using Russia’s renewed oil revenues and supplies to support and control those countries that undermine stability for the rest of the world to create a space for Russia to wedge itself back in as the most powerful and threatening force among nations.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 24 - 2014 22 COMMENTS

From the party that brought you, “Shutdown at the Oh No Corral” comes a new, charm offensive…though they don’t understand the phrase too well (“So we need to be offensive in a charming way?”)

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 21 - 2014 5 COMMENTS

They combine all of their supermarket shopping needs for the week into one large list so they can save time and money to put towards taking away the 99%’s time and money.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 19 - 2014 16 COMMENTS

Those who have propagated bigotry and hatred for profit like Rush Limbaugh and Fox News have so saturated society with it, that people who join that horrible chorus feel that they are just doing the normal thing.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 10 - 2014 36 COMMENTS

There was a crooked man, and he blocked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked fallguy within a crooked pile;
He bought a crooked guise which hid a crooked louse,
And he lied like a carpet in his little crooked house.

Posted by AdLib On Feb - 6 - 2014 48 COMMENTS

If Chris Christie did become President, after declaring that his first act in office would be ordering the National Guard to install defrosters in Hell (and insisting that Hell freezing over wasn’t caused by human activity), who would he nominate to be in his cabinet?

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 24 - 2014 29 COMMENTS

The Huckster essentially describes women as being cheap, greedy, weak-minded children who are easily manipulated into turning themselves into sex-crazed sleazes because they can now save around $50 a month on insurance-covered birth control. Or in other words, “I love you women!”

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 22 - 2014 75 COMMENTS

Submitted for your entertainment is an adaptation of their classic, “Bridge Over Troubled Waters”, dedicated to New Jersey’s current governor and future convict.

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 13 - 2014 42 COMMENTS

The people have the right to expect that those they elect are held to a higher standard than Mafia bosses (which may be why Christie has pulled his nomination of Whitey Bulger to be Attorney General).

Posted by AdLib On Jan - 1 - 2014 23 COMMENTS

If you could offer one resolution to President Obama that he could commit to in the upcoming year, what would it be? And just for fun, what predictions would you make for 2014?

Posted by AdLib On Dec - 5 - 2013 56 COMMENTS

What movies come to mind when you think “Tea Party”? Psycho, Saboteur, Freaks, Dumb and Dumber? But imagine how famous movie quotes could be or feel different if today’s Republicans had starred in classic films instead of their actual stars.

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 25 - 2013 15 COMMENTS

Nearly all Republicans in Congress have signed onto an agreement to gridlock the passage of Time in order to keep the public focused on the one negative issue they’re clutching onto more desperately than any Bible or gun.

Posted by kesmarn On Nov - 6 - 2013 29 COMMENTS

When it comes to voting, you turn your back for a minute, and when you turn around, there could be something very scary that has just been elected!

Posted by AdLib On Nov - 6 - 2013 37 COMMENTS

In Virginia’s race for Governor, the Democrat won and the Republican lost…so of course the MSM sensibly adopts the loser’s unsubstantiated tantrum that since he didn’t lose by more, the loser is actually the winner? Welcome to corporate media 101.

Posted by AdLib On Oct - 25 - 2013 11 COMMENTS

Darrell Issa protested GOP control of the House, “This is unAmerican and anti-democratic, I should not be in charge of this oversight committee and I will use all the power I have as chairman to prove that I shouldn’t be in charge!”

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