As part of a new push to turn around the public backlash and moral
“Putting aside my skeleton, I don’t have a racist bone in my body,” Trump insisted at a sudden press availability today on the White House lawn. Trump added, “I’ll tell you who the real racists are, those four intentionally non-white congresswomen who called me racist. Only racists would call other people racists so I’m calling them out as racists,” Trump insisted in an accelerated circular logic that caused even adviser Kellyanne Conway to become nauseous.
Trump advanced his new strategy in also accusing the four Congresswomen of being misogynists. “Not only do they hate people of other races but these Democrat women are the real male chauvinists! They purposely act empowered and confident just to threaten insecure male egos so men will turn around and oppress women. This is what they want! Because next to being racist, socialist, Communist, plastic straw haters, these women don’t see women as equals. If they had their way, women wouldn’t be able to be as free as men. They wouldn’t have the right to go where they wanted to go, do what they wanted to do or be gainfully employed in the many human trafficking opportunities available to them,” Trump leered.
Responding to criticisms about Melania Trump for her racist support of Trump’s “birther” campaign against President Obama, Trump declared, “I’m not the one married to Melania, The Squad are! They’re married to her and why someone would marry a racist seems pretty obvious, doesn’t it?” Trump asked knowingly.
In the upcoming days, Trump is expected to claim that The Squad illegally paid hush money to Stormy Daniels to cover up their affair with her, called Nazis marching in Charlottesville “fine people” and are the fathers of potential criminals Donald Jr. and Eric Trump. “I even hear that they colluded with Russia to interfere with our election in 2016 and obstructed justice, can you believe that? My voters will,” Trump snickered before kissing the new painting on his wall of Joseph Goebbels.