JUST IN: The Nominees For The Republican Academy Awards!

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It was a magic morning today when The Republican Academy announced its nominees for this year’s Republican Academy Awards! There were so many amazing performances this year, it had to be hard to narrow down the list of contenders but it had to be done.

And now, the nominees…

 

BAD ACTOR IN A CORRUPTING ROLE

Chris Christie in “A Bridgegate Too Far”
Rick Perry in “Every 2 Years a Slave to Voter ID”
Ted Cruz in “Canadian Hustle”
The Koch Brothers in “The Weasels of Wall Street”
Darrell Issa in “The Darrell Witch Hunt Project”

 

WORST DIRECTION

ALEC in “Democracy Buyers Club”
Oil Companies in “I, Frackenstein”
Fundamentalist Christian Evangelicals in “Gravity…Is Just an Unproven Theory Like Evolution”
Wall Street in “Saving Just the Banks”
Old Right Wing Males in “Inside Vagina Decisions”

 

WORST PICTURE

 

“The Turtler”

 

“Captain Phillup My Eyes With Tears”

Boehner.Crying

 

 

“Her?”

spalin

 

“Full-o-mean-a”

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“Before Midnight Snack”

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The Republican Academy Awards will air on Fox News and will be hosted by a fully armed Ted Nugent offering his brand of rapid fire wit. Dress is black tie and bulletproof vests.

Who knows which nominees will walk away with the coveted golden statuette, The Wacko? They all deserve it but there can only be one top loser! Turn down your IQ and tune in your TV to watch and find out!

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pinkpantheroz
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Can’t wait to see the Ceremony live on POV soon. Can I be the one that says :

‘And the Dubya goes to………’

AlphaBitch
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AlphaBitch

N-I-C-E! Come home from a 3000 mile drive (was in Palm Springs – wow. what a trip) to find I missed the deadline for application. So here are the “Bitches”, my alternative reality:

Best(?) Film: Nebraska- Who Cares? We’re Still Not Texas!

Best Actors at Impersonating Human Beings: W. – in Dallas Losers Club; Chris Christie in Crappity; Oops Perry in American? Hustler!

Best Foreign Language: Brit Hume for whatever the hell it is he speaks

Worst Direction: Scott Walker – Inside the Kochs Arse

Costume Design: Marcus Bachmann. Seriously – who else????

Animated Full Length: Chris Christie in Predictable Me 2.

Thanks for the laugh, Ad Lib. Good to see humor is still ever-present on the Planet!

jjgravitas
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jjgravitas

BEST CASTING:

The Republicans and the Tea Party in Dumb and Dumber

PocketWatch
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Now, now…

Have you all no mercy? No compassion? No empathy?

These are smart, intelligent, and very savvy people that have reached the top of their particular professions. Having done so, they have become trapped. Yes, trapped, I say! They cannot help it. To stay where they are or advance, they HAVE to lie, cheat, steal, behave irrationally, say things that are absurd. Just like we all want to keep our jobs, THEY, for the most part, have the best job they are ever likely to have, and they mean to keep it. Who wouldn’t? If they had qualms, they wouldn’t be where they are!

So, feel sorry for these poor, lost souls. Understand that they have to do what they do, not because they want to, but because they HAVE to. Have a little compassion for their families, who must be under tremendous stress. It’s the right thing to do!

Jenuwin
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Hilarious!

Fergie1
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Fergie1

AdLib, Hilarious, Brilliant, Clever, Toooo Funny! Awesome!
Run out of superlatives for you. You are Masterful Ad.

Hard to pick a “winner”?! But I’ll narrow it down for fun and say “Captain Phillup My Eyes With Tears” and “Before Midnight Snack” with those “promo” shots are pricless. The only question is did CC use relief $$$ to make his chances better at winning the top Gong?!

escribacat
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😆 You made another funny Adlib!!

choicelady
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Oh these are just TOO good, AdLib! I’m with Nirek though – ALL top LOSERS. I do love Full-o-MEAN-a. That is right on the money but still should lose big time.

Cruz IS the Canadian Hustle. Now if we could just prove he takes bribes…wonder if he’d sucker for a bimbo ready to reel him in on his own corruption?

VERY fine line up. But I fear it will be a very short show…

Thanks, AdLib!

Beatlex
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Beatlex

Funny stuff Adlib,I really love it when Boehner bawls,his chin knots up,and he gets that lip quivering thing going.But I don’t think he is acting! I look forward to your next entry!

funksands
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‘Scream 5’ [img]http://immizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Scream_Fear.png[/img]

jjgravitas
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jjgravitas

Good job Adlib. The GOP is made up entirely of self deluded morons. It doesn’t help that they surround themselves with conservative media that is equally full of lies.

Kalima
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I had just finished my second mug of tea thank goodness. 😆

My vote is a toss up between “Before Midnight Snack” and “Captain Phillup My Eyes With Tears”. The first because this image you used is Christie when hearing about the chaos he had caused on Washington Bridge. In between bites he impatiently asks, “And”? “And”? “Then what”? several times before bursting into involuntary fits of laughter causing him to fart loudly.

The second because I can’t remember the last time I saw such a ridiculous face on a human. Boehner should try stand up comedy next, he absolutely stinks at his day job.

“I Frackenstein” 😆

Thanks as always for the morning laugh, AdLib. You’re the best!

Is that Perry or Fonzie in the main image?

Nirek
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Ad, you have out done yourself with this one! I could not stop reading. Had to wipe tears from my eyes because I was laughing so much.

My vote goes to “Wall Street in “Saving Just the Banks”, but they all are BIG losers in my opinion.