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Chernynkaya On May - 4 - 2011



Before I get to the story I want to tell, a little background on my dad. He was the only child of my Eastern European grandparents, and he was the blackest of sheep in the whole family. He was tall, dark and handsome; kind of a cross between Cary Grant and George Clooney with that same bad-boy twinkle in his eyes. That twinkle was what I think was his most endearing feature. Even as a youth he was a rascal—which is really just a euphemism for a scoundrel. Two stories I heard about his teens: One, he lied about his age—said he was 16 when he was fourteen and forged his parents’ signature to get into the high school he preferred (the then-prestigious Los Angeles HS). It backfired when his parents threw him a surprise party for his fifteenth birthday and invited all his friends. Two, when he partied too much and got failing grades in said high school, he convinced his immigrant parents that the “Fs” on his report card stood for “Fair.” Neither of these were too terrible, but that was just the beginning of his life on the margins of society.

His parents owned a kosher butcher shop, first in the formerly Jewish neighborhood of East LA, and later in West Hollywood. He was slated to become a butcher too, but, long story short, he had a falling out with his father and went to work as a butcher at Grand Central Market, where he lost his right arm above the wrist in an accident with a meat grinder. After that he became a bookie and a gambler. He also invented various explanations for his one-armed status; sometimes he said he lost it in the war and eventually even convinced the VA of this canard. I mention this thing about his arm because it will become central to this story shortly.

So fast forward about thirty years—thirty years during which among other things, I was born. Thirty years of living a life somewhere between Damon Runyon and the Rat Pack. I went to Vegas with my dad for the first time when I was about eight—the first of many trips in the days when the Sands Hotel was the tops and Sinatra and Dino played there. During the days, he would gamble and I would play in the fabulous swimming pool and order club sandwiches and Shirley Temples from the pool boys. During the nights, he would gamble and I would sit in the lobby after dinner with all the comic books I wanted—dozens of Archies and my favorite, Katy Keene.

And of course, in the ensuing thirty years I grew up and got married and had a kid, but my dad never remarried after my parents’ divorce. By now it is the early 1980’s. Now, in all honesty, I don’t know how this came about but somehow my dad met a bunch of Saudis. Or more precisely, a bunch of young Saudi princelings in Beverly Hills.

During this period—after OPEC and when the world was just beginning to get a glimpse of the gargantuan wealth of the Saudi kingdom—lots of young Saudi princes were allowed to go to the US and Great Britain for higher education. And they were like kids in a candy store. They had come from the very repressive backgrounds of (what I later learned) Wahabi religious families. They had been married off at eighteen or nineteen, had probably started having kids, and had never been to the West; never had a drink and had been dutiful sons to their royal families. But now they were free! The nightlife and debauchery of London and Beverly Hills beckoned. Their families had let them out of their cages ostensibly to get a good education, but they had other ideas. And there was another dynamic at play here: They were suckers. When the first wave of Saudis came to the West Coast they might as well have had large signs on their backs saying, “Mega-bucks here—screw me!” Wherever they went in their Rolls Royce Silver Clouds and their shemagh headdresses, grifters if all classes, from shop girls to Hollywood moguls took advantage of them. And they were getting bad press too, with their ostentatious behavior. That’s where my dad comes in; where he had his idea.

As I said, I don’t know how my father met his first Saudi, but he capitalized on that meeting and parlayed it into quite a nice little gig. He understood that these princelings were feeling victimized—on all fronts. Here in the US, they were being taken advantage of by everyone they came in contact with. Back at home, they were in constant danger of being recalled to Riyadh and cut off financially. But they wanted to party! My dad proposed that he act as a beard—and agent if you will—for the young Saudis. Did they want to buy a mansion while paying only fair market price? He’d buy it for a cut. A new Mazerati? Ditto.

But how did they know they could trust him? Why should they? Well, remember about my dad losing his arm? That’s what did it– what made him trustworthy in their eyes. At one point he was summoned to a meeting with an older Saudi higher-up, one of the senior royalty who wanted to meet my father as he was establishing his relationship with the princes. As they were introduced, the Saudi noticed that my dad’s amputated arm was in one of the handmade silk slings he always wore. He had to have noticed, as my father could not shake hands with his missing right hand.

“What happened to your hand,” the Saudi nabob asked him.

“I lost it, your highness, “ my father replied.

“How did you lose it?” the guy wants to know.

Without missing a beat, my dad tells him, “I am a thief.”

A long silence. Followed by bursts of laughter. (As you all probably know, the punishment for stealing in Saudi Arabia is to cut off the right hand of the thief.) I guess they figured that anyone either so honest as to admit this, or so witty to joke like that must be trustworthy. Or, that it would take a thief to catch one. Anyway, my dad was in.


The College Degrees

From then on, my dad became the go-to man for anything the princes wanted. Not only purchases of high-ticket items, but for navigating all the vagueries of life in the US. Drivers licenses, theater tickets, you name it, my dad supplied it. But one thing these youngsters worried about was that they were supposedly here to go to college. They were not supposed to be playing. And one day they would have to produce a diploma and return to Saudi Arabia and take up their place in sober royal society.

My dad knew that when that happened, his meal tickets would end. And he was, for the first time in his life, living the high life—he had a Rolls now too, and a modest house in the canyons above Beverly Hills, and clothes from tailors. He told me of his worry. But I, being his larcenous daughter, had a plan. You see, I was at this time a graphic artist by profession. I had used this to my own advantage on a couple of occasions, but for very small potatoes. For instance, I would routinely make my own parking stickers to avoid the fees at the garage at work, and could even make phony handicapped parking car thingies if I wanted—but I only did that once for my mom who really had hurt her foot. My plan was to forge actual college diplomas. These would be mailed to Riyadh to the princes’ families to fool them into thinking their sons had actually attended college instead of whoring and drinking for four years. Everyone wins! I won’t bore you with the details—obtaining the parchment, finding the official seals from the various universities, and getting embossing tools made of those official seals. Suffice it to say, I made it work. I produced plausible facsimiles of the diplomas (if you were not a born English speaker and if you kinda squinted) and my dad was a hero.


Charlie’s Angels for Cloistered Wives

My next involvement in the family enterprise was much more pedestrian. As I mentioned, these Saudis had wives back home; bored ones. Sullen rich ones. Wives who were likely getting resentful of their young husbands’ escapades in Gomorrah. As a little taste of decadence, the princes would send their wives video tapes of forbidden fruit: pirated TV shows. At first, the husbands would occasionally tape them themselves, but soon their wives’ appetite became insatiable for more. “Charlie’s Angels”, “Dallas”, the soaps and anything by Aaron Spelling were in great demand. For a small fee, I taped them all, and they were sent to SA weekly. I made only one mistake. I assumed the best product would be with all the ads removed; I spent a lot of time fast forwarding past the commercials. But I soon learned they WANTED the commercials. In fact, they thought those were the best parts! Easier for me, then. Whatever.


The Million Dollar Flight From Riyadh.

Things escalated. My dad began providing more services and they became increasingly, well, illegal. As time went on, it became apparent that these princes (and did I mention their names? Sultan was a popular one—there were a couple of those, along with Abdullah and Fouad) did not want to go back to Jeddah, or wherever. But how to get their money? It seems it is illegal for Saudis to take their money out of the country. But not for a Jewish guy from Los Angeles to do so, evidently. So my dad went to Saudi Arabia. He was given a million dollars in cash and stuffed it all around his body and boarded a plane to Zurich. This really happened. He later told me he was sweating bullets and it did not go completely smoothly. He was questioned by Saudi officials at the airport and asked if he was Jewish. (Who– Him?) When he got off the plane in Zurich he was met by some unfamiliar Saudi toughs who kept him in a hotel overnight while they checked the money. But he said the hardest part was carrying the actual money. “Do you realize how much it physically is—a million in cash?” (No, I didn’t, and still don’t unfortunately.) He said it was hard to sit on the plane with that money taped to his body, but the worst was the money stuffed in his shoes—man, his feet hurt as he limped off the plane!


Dr. Kalifa in Monte Carlo

The years went by. My (legitimate) career advanced and our son was about to turn eight. Dad had advanced too, moving on from the princelings to the older members of the family. In particular, he was close to a mysterious gentleman named Dr. Khalifa. I heard the name of Dr. Khalifa frequently while at my dad’s, who was said to be very highly placed among the royals and a genuine physician. One, I later learned, who prescribed for himself. To be honest, I don’t know, or want to know, the full nature of my father’s dealings with the good doctor. And that went double after I met him.

By now my father had become a bit of an international traveler, always in the company of Dr. Khalifa. And my dad was getting worn out. One day, he told me he was to meet Khalifa in Monte Carlo, and he had insisted to Khalifa that he would only go if he could bring his family—me, my husband and son. God knows what story my dad concocted to make Khalifa buy this, but sure enough, we immediately got a packet of first-class Air France tickets in the mail. Whoopie! It was our first trip to Europe. And what a trip. Even the flight was fantastic—Karl Lagerfeld was right across the aisle. The food on the plane was the best ever.

Looking back, my husband and I were such hicks. We didn’t even know where we were to go, other than that we were to stay at Dr. Khalifa’s apartment in Monte Carlo. And my dad was on another flight, along with a couple of very glamorous young women. But when we landed in Nice, there was a man in a chauffeur’s uniform stranding there with a sign with our name on it. We spoke no French, he spoke no English, but hey, we went with him. He drove us to Khalifa’s place. (The doctor was staying at the Beach Plaza Hotel.) It was a magnificent condo overlooking the sea and the coast of Monaco. I kid you not—the bathroom was lined in lapis and the fixtures were solid gold. We were in heaven. And that chauffeur was at our beck and call for the entire trip. We kept telling my dad how much we wanted to thank this Dr. Khalifa—could we take him to dinner or something? But Khalifa really didn’t want our thanks—it was nothing to him, this amazing trip. However, we eventually prevailed and we all went out to an extravagant meal at La Reserve. Now, remember—we have our eight year old with us, and he had just turned eight on the flight over. At that dinner, he was sorely tested. I mean, we’re talking a LONG meal, in a very snooty place. But here’s where you get good service: The waiter must have sensed our son’s boredom, so in the middle of the meal, he simply came over with the full dessert cart and wheeled it bedside our kids and said, I guess, enjoy! But I digress. Who was this Dr. Khalifa? He was a small, middle-aged homunculus. With slightly yellowed skin and mumbled, unintelligible speech. His eyes darted constantly and he seemed shy. But we had been determined to thank him, and dammit we did whether he liked it or not. And it was “not.” We had a terrific time on that trip—the casino at Monte Carlo, the sights—the meal! Alas, not so my father. He was worn ragged, doing I know not what, but he looked pretty tired. Hard work being a go-fer. But rewarding financially.


That trip marked the beginning of the end of this era for my dad. A couple of years later it was over. The Saudis could now fend for themselves, and so would my dad be forced to. But it was fun while it lasted!


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Written by Chernynkaya

I am an artist and have lived in Los Angeles all of my life, except for a brief hippie period when I lived in SF. I am currently (semi-unwillingly) retired, but have had several careers.

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  1. SueInCa says:

    That was a fantastic story. You must have had a very different upbringing. I had a cousin who was a “criminal”. He liked to move around the country and act the gigilo. My aunt always bailed him out so he never went to prison but he was brave. He came up for a few weeks one time and we all had the time of our lives. He had two mustangs(65’s) and we drove them all over the place. And yes, they were rentals and he never returned them. I am amazed now at the stuff he used to pull off and never got caught. Even when the women did catch him, my aunt always paid the bill. He is still alive and kicking back in Wilmington NC but living a much tamer life now.

    • Chernynkaya says:

      Sue, my grandmother was a lot like your aunt--always bailing my dad out when he was younger. he was the only child and very charming. Then, after he lost his arm, he used that to finagle more. After he convinced the VA that his arm was a war-related injury, he went on to get all kinds of benefits from the VA--including hair plugs and a face lift!

  2. Khirad says:

    Wow. A pair on your dad. I would have been sweating bullets pulling that money out of KSA, and I’m not Jewish. Seriously, good thing he had names to drop, that could have wound up badly -- it would have played to some stereotypes.

    Have you offered your diploma forgery services to any Iranian leaders? Hmm?

  3. Caru says:

    That was an amazing story, Cher. I mean, Wow.

  4. Pepe Lepew says:

    Oh, Cher, that story reminds me so much of my dad.
    My dad was broke his entire life, never had any money; didn’t make squat as a surveyor or a cartographer, he finally got talked into buying a restaurant in Fresno, Calif.

    The restaurant did OK for a few years, I guess. It turns out it was kind of a “wise guys” place, where these sketchy Armenian mobsters had always congregated. These guys were into gambling, bookmaking and even pirating music. I don’t think they were into anything more serious than that. They were silk suits and just oozed sleaze.

    Dad was going to night classes and got a degree in accounting. Meanwhile, other restaurants opened up in the area (the restaurant was at the time at the edge of town), and the restaurant went belly up. It couldn’t compete with so many new places next door. Dad suddenly became the “financial” adviser to these Armenian wise guys. In short, he taught them how to launder their money in overseas bank accounts.

    We would get crates, and I mean crates of mysterious tapes and 8 tracks, at the house. We would get mysterious trips to Las Vegas and Elvis Presley or Wayne Newton shows. We weren’t paying a dime for any of this. Dad also suddenly started making a LOT of money, we don’t even know how much.

    Then suddenly, his “clients” started leaving the country and moving to Costa Rica or Aruba. Dad died of lung cancer when he was 49. Two or three days after he died, the IRS swooped in and seized everything, the cars, his bank accounts, everything. It was bizarre. It took my mom six years of litigation to get the IRS to settle. She got a nice settlement out of it and immediately moved back to Canada.

    Mom continues to be very bitter about the whole experience, but it was obvious now that Dad was up to some illegal stuff. The IRS was investigating him and after he died, they immediately seized his assets and estate. It was pretty cold-blooded of them. I suspect if he hadn’t died so young, he would have ended up going to jail for what he had become involved in. I think he just got sick and tired of being broke all the time and just decided to “go for the gusto” when the opportunity presented itself, and he didn’t care whether or not he was breaking the law. He wanted to live the high life.

  5. whatsthatsound says:

    Wii-iii-ld story, Cher! Really fun to read. God bless the scoundrels of this world; sometimes they’re the only ones that see the buck to be made. I wish I had that gene or whatever it is.

    • Chernynkaya says:

      Hey whats--it was crazy, huh? Remember that movie “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”? Yep-- bless them!And my dad may have had the buck-making gene, but it had a mutation: The buck LOSING gene!

  6. SallyT says:

    Cher, enjoyed your story. Memories are the greatest. And, those that aren’t, we put those in the drawer. Thank you for sharing.

  7. escribacat says:

    Cher, what a fantastic story. Wow. You really should do something with that! It’s just too good.

  8. Kalima says:

    Oh Cher, I’ve been trying to read your post for over an hour now, in between doorbells, phone calls, cat fights and noisy people outside. I’ve just read it completely, and it was thoroughly worth it. Your father sounds delightful, and thinking of you as a counterfeiter, brought tears to my eyes through the laughter. I enjoyed it very much, thank you for once again sharing your father with us. If I was wearing a hat right now, I would tip it at both of you.

    A small confession. I was replying to your comment in MB, and once again had the skipping reply button, which gave you a thumbs down. Sorry, I wish that this were happening to others, because all I can think right now is that my Mac is possessed. 😯

    • Chernynkaya says:

      Kalima, I am so glad you found it worth the wait! We were like the gang that couldn’t shoot straight but we managed to muddle through when necessary. Yep--I was the criminal mastermind behind the operation!

      And about those thumbs--happens to me ALL THE TIME! And you’re right, it’s not my fault--or yours. The computer screen really does jump when I go to hit the “reply” button. Maybe our computers are not possessed, but the reply button is evil?

      • Kalima says:

        😆 I don’t know if I can ever see you through the same eyes again. Cher-The-counterfeiter, hilarious, and yes I would love to see the movie. A truly delightful read!

        Thank the Lord, I thought I would have to order the nearest exorcist and wasn’t quite sure of the protocol for inanimate objects. 😉

        • jkkFL says:

          Think there might be a reward for her in Saudi?
          Those diplomas must be empty sheets of parchment by now!!

        • Chernynkaya says:

          Actually, Kalima--we still may need an exorcist for that button. I tell you, if it wasn’t happening to you too I’d return this new ‘puter!

          And it’s true--you’re on to me now!

          But seriously--this popped into my mind about an hour ago, thinking of this story--and Bin Laden. (But please don’t tell anyone as it is so insane and melodramatic.)

          What if seeing the ways of those debauched princes had a role in driving OBL to his hatred if the West and towards fanaticism? We will never know, but what a chilling thought. Some insignificant young woman in L.A. makes counterfeit diplomas and in Riyadh a chain of events is set off. Good Lord.


          • kesmarn says:

            Cher, who was the guy who was instrumental in founding — was it the Muslim Brotherhood? He had gone to college in — I think it was Colorado — in the 50’s and he was so incensed at the behavior of the students there with their decadent “sock hops” and their rock ‘n’ roll, and the plunging necklines on the ladies that he was totally radicalized (by his account)?

            We might just as well blame poodle skirts and saddle oxfords for all the bad stuff that followed. So, see? You’re off the hook! No guilt. 🙂

            EDIT : I was driving myself crazy trying to think of that guy’s name, Cher, and finally resorted to the google: Sayyid Qutb. Now I can sleep!

            2d EDIT: Oh, and, Cher, you are one of the least grandiose persons I know!! I’ve hardly ever seen anyone so willing to give other people credit!

            • Khirad says:

              Sayyid Qutb, you’re thinking of Qutb.

            • kesmarn says:

              e’cat, just saw your comment about lawns. That’s hilarious.

              With so many things in the world to be concerned about, he zeros in on lawns??

              I guess there’s no sense of scale with religious zealots. Mountains? Molehills? What’s the diff!? 😆

            • escribacat says:

              Kes, I remember reading about that guy too — he lived north of where I live. I recall that he severely disapproved of lawns as well. I always thought that was kind of funny. (Although we really do have water issues here and I have a xeriscape!)

            • Chernynkaya says:

              Oh, I know, kes. It’s like trying to find a reason for psychosis. But you know me so well by now you get that my mind would go there--toward guilt. And, if you can, help me find the word I lost: OOH! I just found it: grandiosity. That’s what my musings border on--grandiosity!

          • Kalima says:

            Don’t you dare return your new computer! I would be very interested to hear if anyone else is having this same problem though..

            I think that both your father and you are completely blameless in how bin Laden turned out. After all, he was just a fun loving kid who was crazy about Western things too at one time. What turned him eventually was the U.S. military presence in his country, the country of the Holy Mecca site. When he asked the authorities if he and his gang could be there to protect the site, they turned him down, and he turned on America. So no, nothing you did back then contributed to bin Laden’s utter madness. Relax.

            • Kalima says:

              Thanks KT, but I use Safari, and I don’t think that Cher does. If anyone else is having this problem, could you let me know on MB please, as I don’t want to clutter up Cher’s wonderful post. I’ll collect names and browsers too. It’s been happening for about a month on my Mac, iPod and iPad. Thanks!

            • KillgoreTrout says:

              Kalima, I am not having this problem on my computer. I use Google Chrome, so maybe it depends on what browser people are using.

            • jkkFL says:

              My thumbs don’t jump! 😉

            • Chernynkaya says:

              That’s true Kalima--yes! I have an overactive imagination. And a big dose of drama. 🙂

  9. AlphaBitch says:

    Best. Story. EVER.

    **EDIT** Once Clooney is cast, can I be his driver/personal assistant? Dibs.

  10. jkkFL says:

    Cher, your Dad’s story is playing out on a smaller scale.
    My nephew is a counselor at Canyon Creek Camp.
    He comes home with stories of abandoned designer jeans, phones, and the occasional check, from movie star kids, and ‘foreign wealth’ kids.
    They don’t pack up to go home because they don”t want to!
    They buy a new ‘toy’ and discard the old one, be it ipod or ipad.
    New iphone out?- anyone can have the ‘old’ one.
    Laundry? what’s that- buy more!
    The first year, he came back with a whole new view of the world! 🙂

    • Chernynkaya says:

      Jkk--it’s really pretty disgusting, isn’t it. But this I know for a fact: Your nephew will grow up to be more valuable to our society than all of those brats combined.

      • jkkFL says:

        LOL Cher- the good thing for him is that it’s a full summer job, and it helps pay his expenses for school; while he is having as much fun as the kids. 🙂

  11. ADONAI says:

    I need you to give me the rights to the movie. It won’t be entirely based on your dad, we’ll embellish a little(always respectfully), but I can see George Clooney taking this role but I want more authenticity so maybe Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Jewish and incredibly popular right now. Or, if we wanna go a little older, Adrian Brody.

    I got several pages going though my head right now for the airport scene alone. Being questioned by Saudi officials with a cool million taped to you? It basically writes itself!

    Cher, your dad sounds like a cool dude. I would have loved to have met him. Very few people ever recognize opportunity when it smacks them in the face. Even fewer make it work.

    • Chernynkaya says:

      Adonai, I can’t give you the rights, although I know if you wrote it, you’d make a mint on that screenplay. These stories are the only “inheritance” I got. 🙂 But Adrian Brody is still too young--my dad was in his late 50’s about then--so I insist on Clooney!

      And this was just one of his opportunities--he was always thinking of a quick way to make a buck.

      • jkkFL says:

        Cher, did you ever find out anything more about Dr. Khalifa?

        • Chernynkaya says:

          He fell ill and went back to SA in disgrace. He died an addict. But that summer in Monte Carlo, he and dad were guests on the famous yacht of Saudi arms dealer and bon vivant, Adnon Khashoggi.

          As an interesting aside, Khashoggi sold his yacht much later to—Donald Trump!

      • ADONAI says:

        God bless him Cher. It sounds like he lived a full life. We should all be so lucky.

        And O.K., we’ll go with Clooney. 🙂 But I got Seinfeld waiting as a backup. He’s gotta be pushing 50 by now.

        • Chernynkaya says:

          Good call, AD. Both my parents died saying they had no regrets. I think that goes along with being gamblers--they take things as they come, are philosophical about life’s ups and downs, and don’t worry much. Me? I am the opposite--worry, worry, worry. Regret, regret, regret!

  12. kesmarn says:

    What a great story, Cher!

    (I adored Archie and Katy Keene was my favorite, too.)

    Are you sure this picture wasn’t taken when you and your dad were en route to Vagas? 😉


    • Chernynkaya says:

      Kes--for old time’s sake:

      Do you think Katy Perry knows Katy Keene?

      • kesmarn says:

        It’s kinda nice to think of Katy growing up to marry Russell Brand, Cher.

        Whoa!…looks like there’s trouble a-brewin’ with those two femmes fatale wearing the same dress, though. I’d love to know how that one turned out.

        Am I mistaken or were there not paper dolls in those comic books and fashions to be cut out and tried on? Snip. Snip. All those little tabs…

      • Chernynkaya says:



    • Chernynkaya says:

      Kes-- I never thought of that, but what a great comparison! I actually grew up to be so conventional (or as dad said, “so straight”) that he wondered if I was a foundling.

      • choicelady says:

        Cher -- I guess then that you are the opposite of the great Rhoda Morgenstern (Mary Tyler Moore Show) observation? She said to Mary that she thought she was born of gypsies but kidnapped at birth by a roving band of Jewish housewives.

        I’d say you rather lived up to your father’s energies and talents. Anyone who can protect a Saudi prince with a beautifully faked diploma is definitely her father’s daughter. On the other hand, no onus on either you or your Dad, the failure of the Saudi elite to get educated MIGHT partly explain their persistently decrepit government and economy. It’s hard to parlay hangovers into philosophical and political change…

        This is a marvelous story, and you father sounds like an amazing and wonderful man. Much -- all? -- of American history is filled with people who made the most of what they had. His chutzpah is probably over the top compared to other people, but it’s an essential story that I think is too rarely told. Andrew Carnegie is not the quintessential American -- it’s your father.

        Thank you for sharing all this. It’s a delicious read. Ever thought of putting this into a book? I’d buy it for sure! I love these sorts of peeks inside worlds I never have known with people I wish I had met. Fantastic!

        • Chernynkaya says:

          Choice--:lol: that is a hilarious quip by Rhoda that I never heard! And it fits so perfectly. I recall my parents discussing it once and they could only shake their heads and wonder what they had done right.

          About those princelings--absolutely. As I was doing those diplomas, I was thinking what boneheads they were. And my dad told me that in Saudi Arabia (at that time--things might have changed) nobody knew nuttin’. He said they imported all their labor and most white collar workers because they didn’t have people who wanted to do anything.

          I love what you wrote about my father being the quintessential American--I NEVER would have considered that, but he was in so many ways. That gives me a whole new take on my family and I dearly thank you!

          As for the book--well, that’s a bit of a bone of contention around here. My husband nags me about it monthly. Sometimes when he see me typing as I am now, he’ll ask, “Are you working on your book?” And I say, Yes. But in a way, I am!

          • kesmarn says:

            Cher, I have to laugh at the thought of how many walls in Saudi Arabia are adorned with framed examples of your skills as a graphic artist! Signatures! Medallions! Calligraphy!

            😆 😆 😆

            • kesmarn says:

              Hahaha!! That makes it ten times funnier, Cher!

              A small collection of dust in the bottom of the frame…don’t anyone sneeze away the Prince’s MBA, please!

            • Chernynkaya says:

              Kes! As usual, you find the quirkiest details and make me laugh! But you know what--and this is even funnier--I used press-on type fonts for the text, and in that dry climate, they have certainly peeled off by now! Oh, that’s so rich!

  13. chasethis says:

    Great story, Cher. Would love to have met your father. Is he still with us?

    • Chernynkaya says:

      Thanks, Chase, and no, my dad died many years ago when he was in his seventies. At the end, he assured me had had no regrets about anything. Hope I can say the same! He was a real character. You know, what I miss most is the ability to talk politics with him. He would have adored Obama.

      • jkkFL says:

        Cher, what a wonderful story! Thanks for sharing your Dad with us.
        What adventures you had- no matter How they came to be! 😉
        You must chuckle every time you think of him- a legacy that prompts a smile is the best kind.

        • Chernynkaya says:

          Jkk--I just found your comment--and YES! we had adventures and his legacy is now one of love and stories like this. That wasn’t always the case, it took a lifetime for me to get to this place of gratitude for him.

          • jkkFL says:

            Cher, Perspective plays in our favor as we get farther from something. I agree with your husband ::ducking::
            You should write a book!
            I’ll buy it!

            • jkkFL says:

              @Cher, Idea: write your book on the Planet,
              Publish a chapter a month- we can ROFL, and you would have it Done!!
              Then we would buy it, read it at the beach, and make everyone think we were: ??? 😉

              *edit- my thumbs don’t jump!!

            • Chernynkaya says:

              Jkk-- no ducking necessary--that is really so sweet!

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